Charlie Sheen Is A Shoe In For Gross Baboon of the Year
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Hailey Glassman was the winner of the 1st Annual Gross baboon of the Year Award.
Who doesn’t love awards season? Award giving has become America’s newest pastime…baseball what? Red carpet arrivals have replaced the bull pen. Let’s face it, gowns are far more interesting than the silly knickers those guys wear. While I am on the subject…what’s with those knickers anyway? Can we modernize that ensemble once and for all? Anyhoo, as a precursor to awards season, I wanted to talk briefly about The 2nd Annual Gross Baboon of the Year Awards hosted by I Mean…What?!? In case you forgot, the award for the premiere season went to Hailey Gross Glassman. Surely you remember that sad desperado who followed Jon Gosselin around like a lost puppy dog. Anyway, as a reminder, she took the top spot over Loredana Jolie from Tiger Woods skank fame.
It has been quite a year. This year’s crop of nominees is more diverse since we are in a political year with Sharon Angle, Christine O’Donnell, Ann Coulter, and my least favorite woman on Earth, Sarah Palin. Look’s like a woman’s year again, but let’s not forget that Carl Paladino and Charlie Sheen on this list, too. Actually, reading about Charlie Sheen today and the $12,000 for two bottles of wine guzzled with his hooker, Capri Anderson (who will not be a nominee) made him scoot up the ladder. If I was Stan Rosenfield (Sheen’s PR flack) I would tout which charities his client donates to. This way, maybe we would not want to see this scummy low-life thrown in jail…rather than being gifted with another visit to rehab. Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are running neck and neck for the title of The Boy Who Cried Blow.
Read more: http://imeanwhat.com/canyoubelieve/charlie-sheen-is-a-shoe-in-for-gross-baboon-o...
Who doesn’t love awards season? Award giving has become America’s newest pastime…baseball what? Red carpet arrivals have replaced the bull pen. Let’s face it, gowns are far more interesting than the silly knickers those guys wear. While I am on the subject…what’s with those knickers anyway? Can we modernize that ensemble once and for all? Anyhoo, as a precursor to awards season, I wanted to talk briefly about The 2nd Annual Gross Baboon of the Year Awards hosted by I Mean…What?!? In case you forgot, the award for the premiere season went to Hailey Gross Glassman. Surely you remember that sad desperado who followed Jon Gosselin around like a lost puppy dog. Anyway, as a reminder, she took the top spot over Loredana Jolie from Tiger Woods skank fame.
It has been quite a year. This year’s crop of nominees is more diverse since we are in a political year with Sharon Angle, Christine O’Donnell, Ann Coulter, and my least favorite woman on Earth, Sarah Palin. Look’s like a woman’s year again, but let’s not forget that Carl Paladino and Charlie Sheen on this list, too. Actually, reading about Charlie Sheen today and the $12,000 for two bottles of wine guzzled with his hooker, Capri Anderson (who will not be a nominee) made him scoot up the ladder. If I was Stan Rosenfield (Sheen’s PR flack) I would tout which charities his client donates to. This way, maybe we would not want to see this scummy low-life thrown in jail…rather than being gifted with another visit to rehab. Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are running neck and neck for the title of The Boy Who Cried Blow.
Read more: http://imeanwhat.com/canyoubelieve/charlie-sheen-is-a-shoe-in-for-gross-baboon-o...
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