This man will do (almost) anything for your money
source: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/crs/2202170274.html
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With bankers and politicians stealing our money and not even having the decency to thank us, this Craigslist user's novel approach is a refreshing blast of fresh air.
Part with a measly $5 and he'll 'call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes' or 'draw your face on a balloon'.
For $50 he'll 'tell the person you like that you think they're cute and what if you had sex together?' or even help you quit smoking by phoning you each day and yelling "HEY, DON'T SMOKE!".
And for a whopping $100,000 he'll yell your name every time he wakes up for the rest of his life or screen all your phone calls for five years, among other services.
Somebody hire this guy as a copywriter, quick sharpish!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/crs/2202170274.html
Part with a measly $5 and he'll 'call you on the phone and seem genuinely interested for 10 minutes' or 'draw your face on a balloon'.
For $50 he'll 'tell the person you like that you think they're cute and what if you had sex together?' or even help you quit smoking by phoning you each day and yelling "HEY, DON'T SMOKE!".
And for a whopping $100,000 he'll yell your name every time he wakes up for the rest of his life or screen all your phone calls for five years, among other services.
Somebody hire this guy as a copywriter, quick sharpish!
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/crs/2202170274.html
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