Comedy | February 24, 2011 | 3 comments

Charlie Sheen Exclusive: A Marriage of the Hearts

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Actor and television star Charlie Sheen will appear on The Alex Jones Show today for an exclusive live interview in which Sheen will set the record straight on the myriad of exaggerations, misinformation and outright falsehoods about his life that have been whipped up by the establishment media in recent weeks.

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Not big on pop culture, but I love Charlie Sheen b/c he spoke for 9/11 Truth = real, harcore (not a p*ssy). The rant at the 2nd half of this clip is Classic. Listen to Alex Jones.

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Here are some of the craziest parts:

On his harem of pornstars:

Let me just say this about the goddesses. I don't think the term is good enough. But when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions you must use the best choice available.

So if you think about it dude, I'm oh-for-three with marriage with nary an excuse. Like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart—of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract I will leave to the amateurs and the bible-grippers.

On his recent state of mind:

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

On love and hate:

My motto now is you must either love or you hate. And you must do so violently. And you have to hate everybody who is not in your family because they will destroy your family, and they will come at you in all forms and shapes. And therefore there's nothing in the middle. Don't live in the middle because that's where you get slaughtered. That's where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And within that is tremendous focus and tremendous clarity and tremendous peace because you have absolute and total resolve about your decisions.

If you love with violence and hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned. And people say 'oh, you've got to work through your resentment. Yeah, no. I'm going to hang onto them and they're going to fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Anyway, you thought you were just messing with one dude? Sorry: Winning!
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