Intruder calls 911, afraid homeowner may have gun
source: http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/oregon.intruder.911/index.html?iref=NS1
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A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police -- afraid the homeowner may have a gun.
The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night, Portland police said in a statement.
Accompanied by two German shepherds, the homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the house.
Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a gun.
The homeowner also called the police to report that he had found a man in the house.
Police with dogs took Chapek, 24, into custody "without incident," they said. He was booked for criminal trespass.
They did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a gun.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/oregon.intruder.911/index.html?iref=NS1
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extracrazykiwi2008
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Who brakes into a house and takes a shower?
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extracrazykiwi2008
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LICENTIOUS
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I have two Belgian Malinois dogs – they are my answer to gun control - I would have opened the door and let the dogs have him. They like to chew :) No one comes around my house tho…
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LICENTIOUS
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GISchmo
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I don't blame him. Guns are f@#$ing dangerous!
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GISchmo
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NiceN
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Hahaha, lucky fucker, I would have decapitated him for using my shower.
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NiceN
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shippit5
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ben rapistbergers cousin, chris breakintohomesesberger
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shippit5
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Paratus
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Too funny!
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Paratus
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Eddie_Miller
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I bet he was just a transient looking for food and clothes
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Eddie_Miller
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Warren_Merrill
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And the master bedroom shower was just right!
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Warren_Merrill
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Jennifer_Guinn
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Warren_Merrill:
A little illustration of your very funny comment.
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Jennifer_Guinn
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twinite
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That's just freakin funny.
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twinite
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Nephwrack
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lol
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Nephwrack
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bailey78
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Well I sure hope He had time to rub one out while He was in there. Because where He is headed He will not be wanting to shower.
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bailey78
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Numbz
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So dude just wanted to take a shower?
That reminds me of the time my mom and I came home to a nasty wad of hair in he bathroom sink that belonged to no one in the house...Also, who voted everyone down and why? Immature much?
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Numbz
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KSirys
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lol.. how funny!
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KSirys
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Johnny_Los_Angeles
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Please, please, can we have the zombie apocalypse now! I mean right now! I dont think I can take the stupidity any longer.
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Johnny_Los_Angeles
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unclecharlie
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What a moron. Good thing the owner is still permitted (as of this writing) to lawfully own a gun.
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unclecharlie
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allstarz8
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you gotta feel sorry for a guy who broke in to a house and took a shower.... still, though, pretty dumb. lol
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allstarz8
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crunchynuts
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he wins charlie sheen's "i am stupid liberal on drugs" award.......
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crunchynuts
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Nephwrack
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crunchynuts:
hey, ayipis! you're back!
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Nephwrack
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totally_dilapidated
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crunchynuts:
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cNuts
you like to pour gas over yourself and light the match?
you want to win the Darwin Award that much?
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totally_dilapidated
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totally_dilapidated
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a leading candidate for the Darwin Award
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totally_dilapidated
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MDBard
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totally_dilapidated:
Only if he removed himself from the gene pool. There's strict rules you know :)
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MDBard
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totally_dilapidated
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MDBard:
a friend of mine used to say when seeing people like this:
someone should run that person over and be paid for
doing their part in helping the herd - 1 year ago
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totally_dilapidated
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AZAFVET
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What an idiot! Bet the 911 operator got a chuckle out of this.
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AZAFVET
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Haley35
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And now he will sue the home owners for the mental stress caused and win!
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Haley35
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bailey78
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Haley35:
Of course He will thats a very traumatic event to be in someones home when they happen to get home. Lots of stress.
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bailey78
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TheAmericanPatriot
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I bet the libs would want the home owner arrested for owning a gun.
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TheAmericanPatriot
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KSirys
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TheAmericanPatriot:
go away you parrot...
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KSirys
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Nephwrack
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TheAmericanPatriot:
why don't you go watch more blech and bleat like a sheep?
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Nephwrack
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aaron1972
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Broke in and took a shower? Did he raid the fridge, too?
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aaron1972
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remanns
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HAH ! +^d
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remanns
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Milieu
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MDBard, Dude everyone Does need a gun. That way we can bring the population down to a manageable level pretty quickly.
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Milieu
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noxidereus
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Milieu:
That's what wars are for. Well, at least as a side-effect of forcing capitalism (a.k.a "freedom") on countries we wish to exploit.
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noxidereus
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littlwarrior
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HA! Gotta say he is pretty lucky he wasn't in my house. I came home last night and my bro had forgotten to lock the door and it had blown open, I was armed in seconds, no one was there but if they had been it couldn't have gone well for them.
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littlwarrior
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tverdell
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When I read Portland, then I understood.
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tverdell
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bailey78
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tverdell:
Lots of cRaZiEs there or a lot of burnt out hippies??
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bailey78
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MDBard
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The NRA will use this for there "Everyone needs a gun" talking point
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MDBard
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WillMcVay
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MDBard:
...and they'll be right.
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WillMcVay
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bailey78
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WillMcVay:
Damn straight.
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bailey78
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MDBard
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MDBard:
I got voted down for a simple statement? lol time to go troll hunting can I borrow someones gun the cops took mine.
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MDBard