Shake, rattle and poo! New vibriting pill to cure constipation
Scientists may have come up with the most exciting new way of tackling constipation - ever!
Their idea is to send a battery-powered vibrating capsule down your intestines where it will be programmed to shake, jolt and roll as it passes through the bowel before ending up making a ruckus in the bowl.
The wave of movement triggered by the capsule is designed to stimulate the muscles that drive the natural movements in the bowel, easing constipation.
The capsule will be automatically programmed to start vibrating six hours after it’s been swallowed — the estimated time it will take for it to reach the bowel. It then vibrates for two hours before it’s excreted.
Is this for real?
You bet it is! The device will be tested in human trials next month. Researchers say that unlike other treatments for the condition, such as some laxatives, the single-use capsule has no side effects.
The trial is starting next month and is registered with the U.S. National Institutes of Health and will be conducted by researchers from Ichilov hospital in Tel Aviv, Israel.
30 patients will be given the 15.5mm long capsule to swallow. The capsule weighs 10 g, roughly the same weight as a pound coin (9.5g).
Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1366294/Can-vibrating-pill-shake-constipation.html
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remanns
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Added to "fake it up",.......just because I thought it was funny.
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remanns
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Persecuted
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hey heres a good idea... lets start flushing electronics with batteries in em... that is going to be great for our lakes and oceans
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Persecuted
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remanns
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Persecuted:
You might be able to make tose with some sort of "kinetically charged" molecules - - -
"the glow stick of the anus" sort of thing,....but set to vibrate. - 2 years ago
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remanns
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unimatrix0
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That's some good shit!
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unimatrix0
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evilchopsuey
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ogeez, I have the sick urge to take xtc with these vibrating pills, it might turn ugly but I think it would feel great!!!
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evilchopsuey
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Pollo_Loco_
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I have a strong suspicion that if these things get popular, their slang name will be "gerbils".
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Pollo_Loco_
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bailey78
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Pollo_Loco_:
I wonder What the effects are when it passes by the prostate ??
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bailey78
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remanns
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Pollo_Loco_:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . +^d
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remanns
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twinite
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Ummmm, apples don;t have any side effects either, wait, that's not true, but they are called benefits.
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twinite
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covelogibbs
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Unbelievable, people will do anything to avoid eating healthy food.
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covelogibbs
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bailey78
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Eat right shit right !!
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bailey78
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aaron1972
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Here's a story I'm not anxious to get to the bottom of....
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aaron1972
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ArchDruid [removed]
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bailey78
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ArchDruid:
Thats funny
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bailey78
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remanns
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Added to "End Time Prophecy" and "Ass-pocalypse News".
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remanns
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remanns:
p.s. also -"assetdump" . heh.
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