Epic Discovery: China Announces 'Dark' Satellite in Orbit Around Saturn -"Transmitting the Universal Genetic Code"
source: http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2011/04/china-announces-monitoring-of-dark-satellite-in...
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China's leading astrobiologist, Dr. Xi Chang, a graduate of MIT, told Xinhua that "the sigal repeats itself continuosly in 2 minute long sequences and appears to be the four bases of the genetic code A,G, U and C that ribosomes must convert mRNA sequences into proteins and the twenty different amino acids that proteins are comprised of."
Dr. Rosie Redfield, the newly appointed director of the Astrobiology Program at NASA Headquarters, Washington, confirmed China's dicovery this morning. In a press release Redfield said that "China's discovery is monumental consequences and has been shared with the world's premier sciemtific instituions for vetting and peer review. If confirmed this will be the first proof of extraterrestrial life in the universe and confirmation that our DNA basis for life may be universal throughout the known universe."
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p122345:
i'll admit it-- pwned.
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sugarlilly
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remanns
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"THE ALIENS ARE TALKING TO US",.........and NOT ONE, major network,.....has reported,.....because they don't want to be "trumped" . . . .
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remanns
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remanns
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just say "YES" ! ( to first contact )
Uhm,...."NO"! still means "NO",......if you can figure out how to say it.
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remanns
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pjacobs51
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remanns:
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(according to Morse)
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pjacobs51
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remanns
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Added to "current cult" and "Current Meet-Up",......I would add this to one of the sex groups,.....but, uhm,....I'm just not really sure,......we, uhm,... CAN, REALLY "do" that,.....( and we sure as hell don't know each other all that well . . . . .)
p.s. Well,.....I suppose, if you cant probe the ones you love, probe the ones you're . . .
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remanns
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dariusvons
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chinese news... doesnt that say it all?
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dariusvons
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zeropiate
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The followup report to this article also mentioned that if you concentrate and listen very closely you can actually hear all 1.5 billion people in China laughing.
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zeropiate
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Paisano1
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Did I wake up in the bizzaro universe today? In my universe April Fools Day is punctuated with humor. Does this mean I have to grow a goatee now?
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CCorsair
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Curses They Found my secret Space ship Again ! I Need to hide it better ....
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CCorsair
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remanns
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CCorsair:
HAH ! +^d
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remanns
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Seauvan
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Imaginative joke.
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Seauvan
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SpencerTreeGarden
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booooooo!
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SpencerTreeGarden
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NiceN
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Yup, Yoda put it there, confirmed.
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NiceN
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GISchmo
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longest and most boring April Fool's Joke in a long time.
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GISchmo
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ZiggyStrange
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I admit this one got me until I checked the web to see the NASA comments.
Good Joke. The other one that got me was "Google Motion". That is a good one
Google it.
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Retsnom
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APRIL FOOLS!...... lols could not resist
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Retsnom
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KB723
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WTF???
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KB723
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justadad
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Looks like Jupiter, yet sounds like Plato; yes, we do have "premier sciemtific instituions for vetting and peer review."
Sciemtific instituions for perhaps launching new "hmmm, ions" exchange programs :)
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justadad
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Vierotchka
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Yet another element pointing at Panspermia, if only it were true...
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remanns
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Vierotchka:
Hell, you can find Pan's sperm down here ! he heh heh
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dudefromtherock
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I for one welcome our new alien overlords...
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CJH49
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dudefromtherock:
Do we need anymore overlords?
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dudefromtherock
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CJH49:
Depends on what they are offering ;P
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dudefromtherock:
To Serve Man
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ZiggyStrange:
Cook book? Let it be known: I BELIEVE. Those of us who believe will be retrained. Those who DON'T believe will be eaten.
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dudefromtherock:
Hugs for the elder races all around ! +^d
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"My God, it's full of stars...."
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HarukoHaruhara:
"HAL open the door."
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that." - 1 year ago
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This , if verified will change everything and the history of Mankind is entering the new age of contact!!! exciting wonderful story hope it turns out not to be Alien april fools!!!!!!
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figgdimension:
Did you ever see the episode of the Twilight Zone called "To Serve Man"?
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CJH49
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Nicolawoo
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It does sound bogus, actually.
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EmperorThan
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How could China see ANYTHING with enough clarity to see the genetic code's letters from Earth? They have no satellites around Saturn, the United States does. And last I checked we didn't let them into any of our NASA command centers.
I didn't find this story on any real news site, only conspiracy sites.
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PressCore
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As Guy Pearce, playing the Traveler , said to Jeremy Irons, playing
the psychic Morlock, in the 2003 remake of H.G.Wells classic The
Time Machine (produced by Simon Wells, his grandson in memoriam):
" What if ? " - 1 year ago
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eden49
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...OMG, they're like us...
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eden49:
LOL
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Its probably one of ours and we just aint saying nothing. Or something the soviets forgot about.
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littlwarrior:
My suspicion as well.
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Be more helpful if they'd transmit codes telling how to generate enough HEAT at Saturn's distance from the son. Sure hope somebody's sending back proper RMA code. Maybe trick them into revealing their many secrets. If they're smarter than us then they also have to be dumber than us.
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RaEl
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This is awesome. except it is April 1st and someone just pulled off the best April fools trick in years.
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RaEl:
I saw one that was a close contender for the title. It appear the folks
at Google have a sense of mischief too. They red inked in the upper
right hand corner of my Email account page a Google motion control
upload page. When I clicked it, they went on about the supposed
invention of the mouse & cursor preceeding the idea of a kinetic
sensor that could intuitively control faster reading of Emails yadda,
yadda, yadda. So when I clicked upload, it said April Fools. This
device isn't yet available, but maybe someday. Which seemed to
imply the folks at Google either like their Wii games much too much,
or their immaginary upload is perhaps a work in progress. Like the
ligh bulb, it all starts with an idea. - 1 year ago
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JustZ
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bored are we...?
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crimethinc
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aww man, one day it wont be a fake.
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CJH49
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eatmyphuck:
Do the Chinese celebrate April Fools Day?
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kennymotown
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Awesome! I told you so.
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idealist
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and if the human race can survive another ten years we may actually get to see what the object in orbit looks like.
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VoyagerFilms
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Wow! That is amazing and wonderful! We, are not, alone.
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TheForeteller
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This was trippy, that I lost my head, seriously..... look at my avatar.
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Perplexed_Rapture
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:( lame..
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Olando
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If it wasn't April 1st I would be pretty excited but alas...
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Olando:
my thoughts exactly.
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Olando:
Does China recognize April Fools day?
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guitar1100
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ROSIE REDFIELD!!!!!!!!
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guitar1100:
Yeah. I just searched NASA's Astrobiology Directory, and as of that search, it contains nobody with the name of "Rosie Redfield."
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guitar1100:
I think that would be Rosie palmaleanas cousin
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chew_chew
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This is interesting. I would have more faith if it were announced on any day of the year other than April Fools' Day, though.
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chew_chew:
. . . . you think ....?
heh heh heh - this IS a hoot ! HUZZAH ! or,....more appropriate for "BIG BANG" posts like this . . . . ."BAZINGA" !
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Could it be???
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pjacobs51:
You win the c u r r e n t - M O N O L I T H badge ! HUZZAH ! +^d !
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remanns:
From now on . . . I will only post stories about the M O N O L I T H.
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iowawashington
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I was ready to get out my tinfoil hat pictures, but then I remembered what day it was. Good joke!
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