Epic Discovery: China Announces 'Dark' Satellite in Orbit Around Saturn -"Transmitting the Universal Genetic Code"

"THE ALIENS ARE TALKING TO US",.........and NOT ONE, major network,.....has reported,.....because they don't want to be "trumped" . . . .

just say "YES" ! ( to first contact )

Uhm,...."NO"! still means "NO",......if you can figure out how to say it.

Added to "current cult" and "Current Meet-Up",......I would add this to one of the sex groups,.....but, uhm,....I'm just not really sure,......we, uhm,... CAN, REALLY "do" that,.....( and we sure as hell don't know each other all that well . . . . .)

p.s. Well,.....I suppose, if you cant probe the ones you love, probe the ones you're . . .

chinese news... doesnt that say it all?

The followup report to this article also mentioned that if you concentrate and listen very closely you can actually hear all 1.5 billion people in China laughing.

Did I wake up in the bizzaro universe today? In my universe April Fools Day is punctuated with humor. Does this mean I have to grow a goatee now?

Curses They Found my secret Space ship Again ! I Need to hide it better ....

Imaginative joke.

booooooo!

Yup, Yoda put it there, confirmed.

longest and most boring April Fool's Joke in a long time.

I admit this one got me until I checked the web to see the NASA comments.

Good Joke. The other one that got me was "Google Motion". That is a good one

Google it.

APRIL FOOLS!...... lols could not resist

WTF???

Looks like Jupiter, yet sounds like Plato; yes, we do have "premier sciemtific instituions for vetting and peer review."

Sciemtific instituions for perhaps launching new "hmmm, ions" exchange programs :)

Yet another element pointing at Panspermia, if only it were true...

I for one welcome our new alien overlords...

"My God, it's full of stars...."

This , if verified will change everything and the history of Mankind is entering the new age of contact!!! exciting wonderful story hope it turns out not to be Alien april fools!!!!!!

It does sound bogus, actually.

How could China see ANYTHING with enough clarity to see the genetic code's letters from Earth? They have no satellites around Saturn, the United States does. And last I checked we didn't let them into any of our NASA command centers.

I didn't find this story on any real news site, only conspiracy sites.

As Guy Pearce, playing the Traveler , said to Jeremy Irons, playing
the psychic Morlock, in the 2003 remake of H.G.Wells classic The
Time Machine (produced by Simon Wells, his grandson in memoriam):
" What if ? "

...OMG, they're like us...

Its probably one of ours and we just aint saying nothing. Or something the soviets forgot about.

Be more helpful if they'd transmit codes telling how to generate enough HEAT at Saturn's distance from the son. Sure hope somebody's sending back proper RMA code. Maybe trick them into revealing their many secrets. If they're smarter than us then they also have to be dumber than us.

This is awesome. except it is April 1st and someone just pulled off the best April fools trick in years.

bored are we...?

aww man, one day it wont be a fake.

Awesome! I told you so.

and if the human race can survive another ten years we may actually get to see what the object in orbit looks like.

Wow! That is amazing and wonderful! We, are not, alone.

This was trippy, that I lost my head, seriously..... look at my avatar.

:( lame..

If it wasn't April 1st I would be pretty excited but alas...

ROSIE REDFIELD!!!!!!!!

This is interesting. I would have more faith if it were announced on any day of the year other than April Fools' Day, though.

I was ready to get out my tinfoil hat pictures, but then I remembered what day it was. Good joke!