FBI Director Sheepishly Admits Agency Hasn't Solved Single Crime In 10 Years

It's hard to explain to a layman how it works, but it's really more about wasting our tax dollars than, you know, doing something. It's a process, not as simple as, you know, did they actually try? Or did they not try? They're setting their sights a little higher, like, maybe something will get done in the next decade.

So if every case never closes. Job security. I don't blame them. Actually it is a good idea to tell us we are too dumb to understand what we are paying for. Just pay up and shut up.

its a joke people ffs learn to be more discerning readers before you spout off

We might as well take the 7.9 Bill that the FBI gets & divide it between the states police forces seeing as we don't really need the FBI per Robert Muller

Thats why I dont tell people I work for the FBI.

IT IS FROM>>>>>>>>> "The ONION"

IT IS COMEDY!!

when you pay for something/ or someone and it doesnt work dont u get rid of it or take it back? when can we get rid of the fbi?

I really like what he had to say. He is absolutely right. Sure, it would be nice to see more corrupt brought down, but they'd only be replaced by another corrupt individual in many cases.

are they a bureau full of duckmans and homer simpsons. wonder how much money we would save if we closed down the fbi. just a thought

And they lay off teachers !!!!!

After reading the top 20 stories I think the FBI should put the Tea Party on their terror watch list and start with the idiots tea baggers in Congress.

I believe the FBI's hands were tied judicialy. I still believe competiveness between agencies ( including Homeland Security ) bottlenecks and unneccessarily complicates cases.

Law enforcement is the biggest mafia in the world. Their main job is not solve crime but to enforce payment by us paupers. If we don't pay they lock us up in debters prisons.

And I am not talking about not paying your credit cards. They want your taxes and they confiscate your property for smoking pot.

heh. is funny.

The FBI should be investigating and tracking GOP members and their operatives
who are engaged in topling our Federal system of government funded by the Bircher sponsors such as the Kochs.

In the absence of official denial from the government, it seems so.
and if the government denies vehemently we can be certain.

I know it's from the Onion, but is it actually based in fact?

The fact that I was actually believing it at first says a lot about the insanity that's been going on in our government.

funny, almost believable

You Guys do know this is from the ONION right!!!!!!

One of the major reasons for the creation of the Dept of Homeland Security during the Bush Administration was to sweep as many Federal investigative Bureaus as possible into one department, overseen by a trusted political lieutenant. Unitary control means no loose cannons, no embarrassing directions of investigation, no complicated second opinions or priorities..

PS fire the DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, the most useless bunch of moronic mouthbreathers in DC.

What do you know, Bush did manage to destroy the FBI. I guess that is why Attorney General Holder has not done anything yet. 10 years of padding the payroll doing REAL work for Homeland security instead of catching crooks, it is easier to be their lapdog instead of working for the people. After all they spent so much time looking at "suspicious american activity" instead of criminal activity like Bernie Maddoff. USELESS PUNKS FIRE THE BUMS.

HEY!!!!!

It's from the Onion!!!

Final sentence of article says:

"When asked for an accounting of the bureau's $7.9 billion budget, Mueller said a significant portion of those funds were dedicated to eliminating those who question the FBI's accounting."

This should really be in Comedy. But it is funny.

Again my tax Dollars at work???

This is a wow story for me, I honestly had no idea.