Comedy | April 23, 2011 | 8 comments

Van Full of Easter Candy

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Easter is traditionally celebrated for two things:

a) the brutal shit kicking of Jesus Horatio Christ, culminating in his being affixed to a tree and propped up in Rome's front yard like a pink flamingo that's been kicked in the face for an hour. You know, for you and your stupid sins.

And

2) delicious seasonal candies.

We here at Van Full of Candy, naturally, spend a good portion of our day talking about the former. But we're not monsters, after all, "Candy" is either 1/3 or 1/4 of our name, depending upon whether or not you personally count the "of". So it would stand to reason that we at VFoC love candy at least as much as commemorating your personal lord and savior's unholy beat down ... continued ... http://wp.me/p1gXiD-mY
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