Comedy | April 27, 2011 | 4 comments

Microchip Discovered Implanted in Napoleon's Skull

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PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!

From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.

Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.

In 1804, after a string of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France – and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, as well as Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.

Go to the link to get the full story.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/15207/alien-chip-in-napoleons-skull/
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