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- VanFullOfCandy
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If we are to believe everything we see on our Le Tube d'Boob these days, then we are supposed to now be scared shitless that the beds we sleep in are slowly trying to kill us and/or end your marraige, not particularly in that order, and not that either is a bad thing for most people, but let's continue.
It's not a quick, overnight, magical killing, no, it's a long, slow, torturous, water dripping on forehead kind of insanity, not to be CONFUSED with marraige, but the one that could possibly end it. Because our beds are so horrifically uncomfortable and in most cases filled with quicksand, jagged boulders, and the moaning spirits of insomniacs from Xmas past, there is no way that a good night's sleep will ever be in any of our immediate futures. First the insomnia kicks in, then your back goes, tossing and turning creates the need for your partner to sleep in a different bed, then the snoring, which then escalates into sleeping in seperate rooms, the arguing the bickering and the the complete decomposition of any sort of "makin' whoopie". And in that, the obvious demographic targeted for such an utter waste of money has been selected. Let the credit card annihilation begin. (cont.) ... http://wp.me/p1gXiD-oP
It's not a quick, overnight, magical killing, no, it's a long, slow, torturous, water dripping on forehead kind of insanity, not to be CONFUSED with marraige, but the one that could possibly end it. Because our beds are so horrifically uncomfortable and in most cases filled with quicksand, jagged boulders, and the moaning spirits of insomniacs from Xmas past, there is no way that a good night's sleep will ever be in any of our immediate futures. First the insomnia kicks in, then your back goes, tossing and turning creates the need for your partner to sleep in a different bed, then the snoring, which then escalates into sleeping in seperate rooms, the arguing the bickering and the the complete decomposition of any sort of "makin' whoopie". And in that, the obvious demographic targeted for such an utter waste of money has been selected. Let the credit card annihilation begin. (cont.) ... http://wp.me/p1gXiD-oP
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bailey78
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I have a tempurpedic mattress and a clean conscience. I sleep very good when I sleep.
- 1 year ago
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bailey78
