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Al Qaeda confirms bin Laden's death / Vows Revenge

source: http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/06/bin.laden.qaeda.comment/index.html

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Al Qaeda released a statement on jihadist forums Friday confirming the death of its leader, Osama bin Laden, according to SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors Islamist websites.

The development comes days after U.S. troops killed bin Laden in a raid on a compound in the Pakistani city of Abbottabad.

The statement, translated by SITE, lauded the late militant, threatened to take action against the United States, and urged Pakistanis to "rise up and revolt."

Bin Laden's death will serve as a "curse that chases the Americans and their agents, and goes after them inside and outside their countries," the message said.

"Soon -- with help from Allah -- their happiness will turn into sorrow, and their blood will be mixed with their tears," according to the statement, which CNN could not independently authenticate.


More at link (continuing the path of Jihad / Allah on their side)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/06/bin.laden.qaeda.comment/index.html
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211 comments // Al Qaeda confirms bin Laden's death / Vows Revenge

  • galwayman
    • 0
      galwayman  

    • It is high time to declare jihad on Islam and wipe it from the face of the earth! Do unto others before they do unto you!

    • 1 year ago
  • crystalman
  • totally_dilapidated
    • +2
      totally_dilapidated  
    • crystalman:

      So, we have Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugged and her BFF Robert Spencer at Jihad Watch. Now I understand you better. But there's definitely more to fillet off your psyche.

      You are lapping out of a bowl of hate.
      What brought you to the tattered edge of extremism?
      Is it genetic?
      Was there trauma at an early age?
      Do you live in a white supremacist compound?
      What... oh what is your source for this interesting malformation?

    • 1 year ago
  • crystalman
    • -5
      crystalman  

    • More poisonous fruit here from the morally inverted world of the left wing mentally disabled. And I assure you that their ability to reason and think is irreparably impaired.

      The latest admonishment and criticism of the left to the joy and celebration of bin Laden's death is more proof of their decay and inability to distinguish between good and evil.

      Was it wrong to dance and celebrate when we killed Hitler? Of course not. What's the difference?

    • 1 year ago
  • totally_dilapidated
  • crystalman
  • Malikskyy
    • +1
      Malikskyy  

    • Breaking news! Long before Osama took one to the dome, long before Bush lied us inti Iraq--even before 9/11--Al Qaeda vowed to kill Americans.

    • 1 year ago
  • EdJoyProductions
    • +1
      EdJoyProductions  

    • I see everyone that is of the opinion that this is possibly orchestrated to confirm a very questionable assassination is being voted down.

      It is not unreasonable to think that all of this is bull shit. I am not saying that it is because I do not have direct knowledge about the action and I am just like the rest of you. I have to rely on my government to inform me and we see how well that has worked in the past, so I am a bit skeptical. I also have to rely on anonymous Al Queda leaders that release information in a questionable manner.

      This could be Orwellian info release. The truth is that none of us know because we are relying on sources that have pretty bad track records of truthfulness.

      I am not definitively saying that it is a lie, but none of us except the Navy Seals that were actually on the scene know what really happened and who was really killed.

      Personally, I don't care. It makes no difference. As far as I am concerned, the terrorists already won by allowing our government to curtail our civil rights, plunder our treasury and shred the constitution in the name of security. If Bin Laden did not actually exist, he would have needed to be invented in order for the Bush administration to wage illegal, personal wars, tailor made to suit personal vendettas and devices to hide massive theft of tax payers money.

      Even if they vote you down, my friends, always question.

    • 1 year ago
  • Angeliron
  • figgdimension
  • ninetyseven
    • -2
      ninetyseven  

    • "Soon -- with help from Allah -- their happiness will turn into sorrow, and their blood will be mixed with their tears," according to the statement, which CNN could not independently authenticate.
      Seems these people need more lessons,strong lessons...Not one man lessons...
      F@#$ with us again ...we were already shedding tears mixed with blood.
      Any next time and MAAAAAbe wewill wipe ALL of you from the face of the earth.

    • 1 year ago
  • figlatin
  • figlatin
    • 0
      figlatin  

    • I think Al Qaeda has gotten their revenge, to be honest.

      We are broke, divided and our country is in shambles. What's crazy is that it didn't take the actions of a suicide bomber, we did it to ourselves! Fucking genius.

    • 1 year ago
  • bailey78
  • coxian_armada
  • mr_tibbles
  • bailey78
  • bailey78
  • PoliticalAmazon
  • asocial
  • totally_dilapidated
    • +3
      totally_dilapidated  
    • PoliticalAmazon:

      Are you being ignorantly funny for comic relief?
      That you kill or do not kill Bin Laden does not matter for Al Qaeda
      They already have a fundamental hate and plan to attack the west continuously

      The head of the snake has been severed
      It is not a hydra
      They do not have a head to replace Bin Laden
      There is no charismatic to replace him (yet... you just never know)
      The news of No. 2 in command is not a revered fellow

      So, the psychological warfare goes on.
      That's terrorism.
      The message....

    • 1 year ago
  • northernexpat
    • +2
      northernexpat  
    • totally_dilapidated:

      I agree. Their whole mission after 9/11 has been psychological warfare, used by the GOP to great advantage. That is really all the Afghan Al Qaeda have left. Their philosophy has been picked up by other faction groups who call themselves Al Qaeda because they have seen how successful Bin Liden was in scaring the world. We just have to stay vigilant, but stop fearing the unknown.

    • 1 year ago
  • CarlosBobthe3rd
  • ThirdSection
  • figlatin
  • ThirdSection
    • +2
      ThirdSection  
    • figlatin:

      I doubt that's relevant to the means by which our men and women do their killing.

      By the way, my lack of love for al-Qaeda should by no means be construed as support for our imperialistic foreign policy, just like I won't assume that you support al-Qaeda simply because you don't like what we're doing in the Middle East.

      Let's keep the simplistic 'if not a then b' mentality where it belongs, in the Republican party.

    • 1 year ago
  • coxian_armada
    • +3
      coxian_armada  

    • Haha revenge? From who Captain Underpants? The last time I checked terrorists are bloody desperate just to make fucking fire!!! You want revenge.........ha!!!!

    • 1 year ago
  • PoliticalAmazon
  • bailey78
  • totally_dilapidated
  • coxian_armada
    • 0
      coxian_armada  
    • bailey78:

      thinking what?? That the terrorists can actually do something? Yeah they lost their terror mojo after 9/11, once this teenage phase of the Islamic faith goes by it will end up just like any other religion, on the brink of extinction.........

    • 1 year ago
  • coxian_armada
  • bailey78
  • Warren_Merrill
    • +2
      Warren_Merrill  

    • There was a way to get him to surrender. Helicopters could have hovered overhead blaring rap music until bin Laden came out with his hands up sceaming he can't take it anymore.

    • 1 year ago
  • crystalman
  • VanessafromDC
  • crystalman
  • totally_dilapidated
  • tlbuffin
  • VanessafromDC
  • VanessafromDC
  • tlbuffin
  • VanessafromDC
  • crystalman
    • -1
      crystalman  
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    • These people are threatening attacks to avenge the death of bin Laden, in a city that al-Qaeda has attacked before. They are inciting violence and using fighting words to do it. Why not arrest every last one of them and deport them? Apparently there’s a villa in Pakistan that just opened up.
      Islam will dominate the world, and it will use our technology and its future generations to get there. Who in their right mind should be worried whether a picture of their dead leader will incite them or not? They’re already incited by the fact that we exist.

      They’re also a new reason I want the OBL death picture released. I want these people to see it. I want the man carrying that sign to see it, and I want the father who is teaching his little boy to be a terrorist to see it.

      Islam will dominate the world? Not with a big hole in its head it won’t.

    • 1 year ago
  • totally_dilapidated
    • +3
      totally_dilapidated  
    • crystalman:

      The message by Al Qaeda that Bin Laden is dead is huge.

      With no image to idolize and no burial place to gather, was a top-shelf psychological call to drop him at sea and show no pictures

      The war on terror is messaging
      Obama and his administration are playing the game, and well...

    • 1 year ago
  • freecrack
    • +3
      freecrack  

    • i fucking love it.
      that is the thing they never get.ya cant kill people and then threaten do kill people.we are already dealing with you as a killer entity.you have nowhere to go but down.

    • 1 year ago
  • Stoneyroad
  • freecrack
  • crystalman
  • MarkAssBuster
  • crystalman
  • totally_dilapidated
  • 2helenahandbasket
  • crystalman
  • lazloman
  • crystalman
  • stupidamericanz
  • Emucratic
  • Arizona_Huey
  • Stoneyroad
  • moodyblue
  • moodyblue
  • mitekillem
    • +3
      mitekillem  
    • crystalman:

      No one is born into believing Islam. Neither is anyone born into believing Christianity.
      -But I suppose that is the difference between the conservative right, who places their ideology above the rights of others. -They have the right to exist.
      You probably don't even have a clue that Muslims believe in Jesus.
      And you would condemn someone because they have different beliefs. It's sad, and sickening.

      The thing which has always made America strong is the ability for us to overcome, to unify despite our differences, and to compromise for the common cause and the greater good.
      Yet, you place your own selfish views above even the right of someone to exist.
      It is the same as wishing death upon them.

      The thing is people in America who sympathize with Muslims, do not do so specifically because they are Muslims, but because in the United States we can believe any religion we wish. I can be Buddhist on Monday, Toaist on Tuesday, Wicken on Wednesday, and Rastafarian on Thursday if I wish. Does that mean I don't deserve to exist?
      IF your answer is yes, then you sir, are a bigot.
      And your ignorance is just another testament of the cancer eating away at our society.

      Freedom of Religion.
      Your an American first, act like it!

    • 1 year ago
  • maasanova
    • +1
      maasanova  
    • crystalman:

      The photos at that link say they are either protesting some Islamic figure that has been imprisoned or protesting Western nations bombing oil-rich Arab lands. It does not say they are protesting in support of Osama bin dead since 2001.

      If you really wanted to stop the "Muslim invasion" to your white nations, it would make sense to stop bombing their countries so that they can live peacfully where they originally come from.

    • 1 year ago
  • mr_tibbles
    • +1
      mr_tibbles  
    • maasanova:

      Actually, the photos at that link have captions like "Muslim women in niqabs offer prayers for the Al Qaeda leader outside the embassy" and "The Pro-Bin Laden supporters pray for the Al Qaeda leader during the protest". So yeah, it does say they are protesting in support of bin Laden. Did you even bother to read the article?

    • 1 year ago
  • SFirman
    • +2
      SFirman  
    • maasanova:

      You can now forget the lies, crap, Al Qaeda has said BL was killed May 1, 2011. They want Muslims to raise and advenge there leaders death. Find another lie to start. You don't upset me any more.It's all over Tv, plus some came from BL's hard drive. I know the truth BYE BYE!

    • 1 year ago
  • PoliticalAmazon
  • maasanova
  • maasanova
  • Nephwrack
  • MarkAssBuster
  • samthesixth
  • totally_dilapidated
  • totally_dilapidated
  • kirby_101
  • tlbuffin
  • totally_dilapidated
  • damush
    • 0
      damush  

    • All hail our government brewed terrorist facilitations of without; the dicators of our support would never have the ability to promise such empty threats!

    • 1 year ago
  • stupidamericanz
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      stupidamericanz  
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    • The Paradox of the Left/Right Political Divide and the Denial of Conspiracies

      Here we are again in America faced with another major event with the government’s reported death of Osama Bin Laden, reported in such a way that has left many of us, some would say too many of us, with more questions than there are answers for.

      In recent years what was a small, but steadily growing portion of Americans now labeled routinely as conspiracy theorists has swelled in ranks to the point that now when such events are announced by the Government, often in the very same announcement the Government spokesman takes proactive measures to label anyone who might doubt the official story or have questions the Government prefers not to answer as Conspiracy Theorists.

      The inference is obvious, Conspiracy Theorists are simply contrary to be contrary, and they, their questions, and observations should not be taken seriously.

      Words like tin-foil hat, paranoid, anti-government, anti-Semite, Islamic sympathizer and others are often bandied about to describe those falling under the ever widening umbrella of conspiracy theorists.

      Invariably as the debates on the internet, in the coffee shops, on the busses and trains, and office water coolers ensue the typical refrain by those who believe the official story verbatim is “Not everything is a conspiracy you know.”

      However more often than not it’s when partisan politics begin to enter the fray that it starts becoming impossible for Americans to ask quality questions and have a quality discussion.

      It is to partisan politics I now want to speak and the paradox, the fallacy that they breed in their tireless debates about the government would never conspire against the people. Not this government under this president and this party.

      Immediately the accusations begin to fly, you must be in the ‘other’ party, that ‘lost’ the last election.

      You must not like the President as they insert a host of imaginary reasons, from their accent to their zebra skin neck tie, to everything in between that have absolutely nothing to do with the issue and event being questioned.

      more
      http://current.com/groups/opinion/93205476_the-paradox-of-the-left-right-politic...

    • 1 year ago
  • Arizona_Huey
  • Joeydee44
  • totally_dilapidated
  • skybluskyblue
  • skybluskyblue
  • maasanova
    • +1
      maasanova  

    • Interesting that the CNN article doesn't carry the following disclaimer that the other articles that are running this same story:

      "THE STATEMENT'S AUTHENTICITY COULD NOT BE INDEPENTENTLY CONFIRMED" but it was posted on militant websites"

      So in other words, mainstream media outlets are running this story saying that these random, unconfirmed internet postings are "proof" that should lay the conspiracy theories to rest, but the media outlets themselves can't even veryify that these are legitimate statement from Al Qaeda.

      And so what this boils down to now is that the Obama White House is now relying on random, anonymous internet postings from terrorists, but could literally be anyone posting these messages, as "proof" to back up their flimsy bin Laden killing story?

      WTF?

    • 1 year ago
  • Arizona_Huey
    • +2
      Arizona_Huey  
    • maasanova:

      The Obama White House isn't relying on random, anonymous internet postings from terrorist for anything in this matter! They know they already blow half his head off and opened a gaping hole in his chest, and dumped into the sea. You and your conspiracy theorist are the ones looking for anything and everything to deny anything and everything!

    • 1 year ago
  • maasanova
    • +1
      maasanova  
    • Arizona_Huey:

      How about this:

      "Hey guys I killed Bigfoot last night. But I dumped his body in the ocean so you can't see it (and I wanted to give Bigfoot a proper burial based on his religion.) Also, I took a DNA sample to prove I really killed Bigfoot (even though DNA testing takes longer than 24 hours to prove accurate.)

      Oh, you can't see the DNA sample either and I took no photographs of any of the events. Just trust me guys, I've always been so honest with the American people in the past...

      For my next trick I'm going to moonwalk across the Pacific Ocean."

      LOL

    • 1 year ago
  • Arizona_Huey
  • Stoneyroad
    • +5
      Stoneyroad  
    • maasanova:

      Where can i find articles with that disclaimer ?
      give me a few credible sites to choose from and i'll switch the link.
      i've been looking - but don't see ANY with such a disclaimer

      edit: massanova was right, CNN used that disclaimer on other versions of this story ut not this one

    • 1 year ago
  • Stoneyroad
  • maasanova
    • 0
      maasanova  
    • Stoneyroad:

      Just put this quote into Google's search engine: "THE STATEMENT'S AUTHENTICITY COULD NOT BE INDEPENTENTLY CONFIRMED but it was posted on militant websites"

      You'll see Forbes, Navy Times, Denver Post, Yahoo News, Washington Post and various other sites that run AP articles.

    • 1 year ago
  • Stoneyroad
  • skybluskyblue
  • crystalman
    • -8
      crystalman  

    • It's time for a reminder that the judicious use of justifiable torture helped the CIA and the Seals take Bin Laden out.

      Now now, no whining, just keeping you safe. Off to bed now!

    • 1 year ago
  • totally_dilapidated
  • crystalman
    • -7
      crystalman  

    • After receiving $20 billion in U.S. aid over the past decade, Pakistan is unmistakably America’s worst “ally,” having committed the ultimate betrayal: Hiding Osama Bin Laden.

      It is now known that Bin Laden’s next-door neighbor, living only 80 yards away, was Major Amir Aziz, a senior army officer!!

      We have no Islamic allies. It is time to end all Muslim immigration, Mosque construction, and aid to Islamic countries. Let them fend for themselves.

    • 1 year ago
  • moodyblue
  • totally_dilapidated
    • +2
      totally_dilapidated  
    • crystalman:

      soo... religious persecution is your ideology?
      The act of 1 is the condemnation of the many?
      You are a grade school drop-out?
      You were abused as a child?
      You hate humanity?
      You wish Captain Crunch was the President of the United States?

      What... oh what... is the truth puppy PA?

      *spank spank slap slap*

    • 1 year ago
  • stupidamericanz
    • -3
      stupidamericanz  

    • everything the u.s. government has given is no proof just Words they could tell you tommorrow that they kill Santa Clause and took DNA to match with Mrs. Clause to confirm after the kill then say Rudolf witness all of it and Rudolf say they kill Santa execution style but no video just Words on paper saying it happen and guess what you do You believe

    • 1 year ago
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