Ohio Boys Suspended For Farting On School Bus

ha ha ha!

Southern Fried or Baked?

Baked, always!

Hahahaha. My stepson Johnny was 6 when I met him. I swear, ALL of the "Little Johnnny" jokes were about him. He is 20 now. He lost his V when he was 9 to a 14 year old girl who lived near. Was living with his mom then. He was always getting into stuff or building a fort or boat or something. My favorite LJ joke is. The teacher asked anyone who felt like they were not as good as everyone else to stand. Johnny stood up, so the teacher asked him if he felt inferior. He said, "No ma'ma, I just didn't want you to be standing up there all by yourself" One time, when he was 3, I heard that "my Johnny" said, "My mama got a peepee. Her keep it in her drawer." Now, his daughter is about to be 1, and she has that same, "I wanna get into something" look in her eyes. Time for a little payback - lol.

sounds like you had your hands full with little johnny.. Now little johnny has his hands full with his little girl.

I love that vid :)

You'll never know the vast depth of my disappointment when I finally saw an actual episode of his show and he wasn't farting. :(
Without the farts, he's pointless.

OMG! ROTFLMFAO!

Sorry but all animals fart. My cat's vet is of the opinion that cat farts are among the rankest.

One of my earliest memories is of a cat fart. I was working on a card table gluing photos into an album with homemade flour paste when the family cat leaped up on the table and starting eating my paste. Her butt was right in my face and much to my horror, and amusement, I saw her little sphincter dilate, heard a very soft, almost inaudible woosh, and had my young nostrils assailed by an unbelievable stench.

Oh yes cats fart.

LOL, have three cats and yes they do. Their are the quiet but deadly ones.

I have 3 cats and know it all too well.
was a great laugh when I needed it.
Thanks charliesommers I needed that

Yes, Hahaha! Well said.

what is being said in the background of this video?

Isn't that Sen. Larry Craig on the right?

lol no... its micheal moore

suspend me

Ok? May I ask why?

lol i dunno... farting hahaha... i don;t actually know what they were saying in the video

you should see if you can break the track down and understand what it is they are saying. Could be some good info

I am pushing 70 and still laugh at farts.

LOL, ROFL, LMAO, Funny!!!!!

What letsliveinpeace said!!!!

LOL! :-)

If a bus driver gets distracted by kids laughing and rolling down their windows, he/she probably shouldn't be a bus driver.

Hope you are not a middle school bus driver, or teacher.

If the kids is doing it excessively at 13 years old, perhaps punishment will help him to mature.

It's OK to joke and fart sometimes, but all of the time shows there is some serious problem.

Isn't that something what in the world is going on.

It's like an Anthrax scare taken to the South Park humor extent. Oh my God they gassed Kenny, you bastards.

His fart must have smelled like POT.

Actually that reminds me of when I was in fifth grade and my brother was in sixth grade and he sneezed so loud I heard him in my class. He got the ruler over the knuckles for that. My father went to the school and told his teacher that we are a family of loud sneezers and never touch him again. This was in the 50s, so in some ways things haven't changed much, except that instead of a ruler on the knuckles you get suspended.

That might happen next. lol

LOL!

Didn't they just pass a law that kids can carry guns to school?

You mean like sleeping with 13 & 14 year olds?.........Selling meth to students?.......Selling the students as slave laborers?..........many other things, yet they harass a child for smelling up the bus.

or teachers choosing to "like" only the most populart 6th and 7th graders. Must not have had many friends growing up and/or not matured beyond that point. They make a big deal out of kids bullying each other, but alot of times a teacher is involved. "Hey, teacher, Leave them kids alone" You're right, WAAAY too many stories of teachers having sex with students. Recently most of them seem to be women. Sick.

Sorry to say but, where were those sick women teachers when I was young? I was a student that would stand up to the bully teachers, they hated me.

OK by 15 alot of us were "hot to trot". My son is 13 though, and he is still into boy things more than girls. Like farting, which is natural and sometimes very funny. I agree with Warman, that the school authorities need to refocus on things that actually matter. Like safety, fighting, bullying, drug use, weapons etc. Maybe even TEACHING - imagine that!None of my teachers were do-able. At least you got eye candy all year, huh? Oh, I take that back about do-able teachers. We had a band director when I was in 10th grade who looked like Burt Reynolds, only thinner and blacker hair -- yum!! Just looked though, :)

LOL! what would George Carlin think about the school suspending a child because he farted on a school bus. If he was still with us. a******!

You mean a "shart"? Lol.

...that's the shart...fart with accroutements...

..yep, lol...no farting competitions after Madras Curry...BTDT...

Lumpy or wet farts are a day ruiner for sure.

...yep...you know straight away it ain't just a warm expulsion of aromatic air...it's a squishy, wet spread...dammit, I so try to grow up...xo

Oh My!!!! =)

We have to Grow old but we never have to Grow-up.

That is great and documented. Awesome!

heh ! true.

NO freakin way!
Is that a real sign? For reals?
Damn that's funny

I want to believe 2 things here:

You cannot have a body function
and
the Chinese are inherently Republican.
Which means, by population of China, the world is doomed...

kimchi gas.... HA!

I think I smell something bad, Oh no it's a Republican. Quick get the air freshener.

if it was reall rank you can even take His or Her shoes when you kick them out.

Ha!