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Trump Fires Himself from Presidential Bid, Purchases English Language

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The 2012 Republican Primary race continued to take shape today after high-profile candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump decided that his public service would no longer be required.

The announcement comes just two days after front-runner Mike Huckabee decided that he would also bow out of the race.

Trump, who made the announcement in a press release Monday morning, cited his love for business, and his unwillingness to leave the private sector at this point in time as his reasons for withdrawing his potential candidacy.

"This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls across the country," Trump said in the press release.

Trump, who is rumored to have recently purchased the paraphrasing rights to the English language, is now contractually unobligated to specify that "ranking at the top of the Republican contenders in polls" means that he has plummeted in recent polls and now hovers near the bottom of the pack of GOP contenders.

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