What are YOU doing your last night on Earth?

Ditto, sweetie!

River or Lake???

I have great Rapala shirt that says weapons of bass destruction

River Pike??? Must be meaning lake... I have caught a Pike on Antero Reservoir... That was ice fishing...

Ha!!! Too Coool samthesixth... The bigger Rapalas you would think were a joke, are really good for catching Walleye on the Missouri River...

I have even used the bigger ones on stripers in Virginia Beach. My friends were laughing at me, but I crushed that day so by the end of it, they had to buy the Weeping Radish beers from Ocracoke Island!

Wow... I never knew that... I will bet that's just as much fun and not as cold... =)

Nice... Did they have to cook the stripers as well???

Nope, we all rolled up our sleeves and pitched in for a fish feast on Sunday!

OMG!!!

If that's true...who the hell is running the internet????

Okay...now I'm scared. Is this gonna be like in those Terminator movies? Is it the Matrix?

Are you Neo?

Good for you... =)

No.

Say...by the way...have you got any oil?

Oil, what for?

According to Harold Camping on his Family Radio Broadcast....each person who is Raptured would be the proud owners of 7 virgins. Those 7 virgins would coming bearing oil lamps. Unfortunately the oil lamps wouldn't have any oil.

It reminded of a joke:

This guy lives his life. He is a "sinner." He's a lush and a womanizer. He lives in sin, and dies and goes to hell. Now he's heard the most horrible stories about hell. Fire. Brimstone. The whole works. When he gets the word that there is no salvation for him...his heart sinks.

So he gets to hell...and man it's phenomenal. There's music. Dancing. Drinking! The most extravagant liquors imaginable And there are some of the most beautiful women he has ever laid eyes on. Red heads. Blondes. Brunettes. All shapes, sizes colors. Beautiful, beautiful women. He is amazed.

So the guy turns to his Hell jailer and says: "Are you kidding me, man? This is Hell? This is supposed to be punishment?" The Jailer says: "Yes. This will be your punishment for all of eternity. You may have all alcohol you wish. You may have all of these beautiful women for all eternity."

So the guy looks at the jailer puzzled. "I don't get it," he says. "How is this punishment?" "Well"...says the jailer..."You see it's like this....the glasses you drink from....they have a hole in them....the women you lust for...they don't. Enjoy your stay!"

So....rather than roll around in the dark in these 7 inexperienced Virgins...I was wondering if you had any Lamp oil...soooooooo, do you have any oil?

"I feel like a cheated juvenile." I suppose it's better than feeling like a juvenile cheetah. Sorry, I was just channeling Henny Youngman.

Why yes, yes it is worse.

First off the damn cheetah doesn't care that the world is gonna end in a few hours...and the cheetah would have eaten my parents...at least the cheetah would have gotten something useful out of the whole thing...( meal and a full belly).

Me...If this whole Rapture thing does materialize....all I'm ending up with is 7 virgins..(read that inexperienced sex slaves)..with oil lacked lamps...(now you've got inexperienced sex slaves tumbling in the dark)...and me in a silly T-Shirt!

Bah! It's these damned opposable thumbs!! I was against that from the beginning! Walking upright...with twiddling thumbs.

Silly humans.

By golly, you are right and it sounds as if you have done some dandy pre-Rapture planning. Peace be upon you. Only 7? You must be my age.

Yeah...I heard it on the Family Radio broadcast. Says if I'm Raptured I'm entitled to 7 virgins.Also says they come seeking oil.

Haven't figured out much use for 7 inexperienced sex workers (ie: slaves). I don't relish trying to train them in the dark either!

Plus the T-Shirt is a bit snug.

You know how it is...it's always one thing, then another...right?

The clock is ticking. Still time to run out and get a glow in the dark Rammstein t-shirt.

Okay...see, now you've just gone and made me feel ancient.

Ya know...when my kid says to me: "Ma! Please shut up talking about the "Good-'Ole Days," will ya?" Or when he says: "Yeah Ma...we get it but you're talking about back when you were a kid...ya know...back when Central Park was a plant!"

Those conversations make me feel old. But today I half expect someone to ask me to translate the Dead Sea Scrolls because they think ancient Aramaic was my first language.

What I'm saying is I had to look up this "Rammstein." I had no idea whether this was a shortened version of Rodgers and Hammerstein. I had to Google them.

So thanks a bunch buddy.

Oh God...Rapture Me Now!!! (said in a Frank Costanza way)

How was it? I hear the facial expressions are kick ass

Peace be upon you brother. You may not be alone much longer. One way or another. Wait, another song for today's playlist. Where is that Blondie CD? Hell, where's Blondie?

glitchy at all?

Thank you, thank you. I was so afraid that i missed it. Turns out I was raptured (?) in the 80's while watching MTV

I tell you what...that guy in the beginning, in white... that guy's got a baaaaddd outfit, don't he?

lol @ most of the time i was just kidding

LOL. The people that actually believe that they are being raptured will probably not do anything to piss off their puritanical god and the heathens don't believe it, so they will not just put out for such a silly reason. Sorry for your disappointment.

Good for you... I am always confused... I went to Junior High School with Holly Bibble, she was Cool as all get out... I wonder what ever became of her....

Great comment!

Just read John the Revelator. It's like a program at a sporting event or a guide at the opera or at operator's guide for your vacuum cleaner (What's that sucking sound?) Steve Earle does a good version of John the Revelator. Been listening to that and "No Time Left for You." Just to set the tone. Maybe need to rewrite the lyrics a bit.

LMFAO!!! I feel sorry for the Stripper... =)

Its cool i tipped her an extra dollar...lol

Did she get any icing on her behind???

But he cut Cheesus in half!!! Did he eat Cheesus?

It's sacrilegious! Who cuts Cheesus half? Who eats Cheesus?

Oh God...the humanity!!!

Yes.... The Humanity... =)

Thanks, Happy 21 de Mayo to you too... =)

We need to get in touch with an expert before they all disappear . +^d

I will be keeping my eyes open remanns BTW Good Morning... =)

I think it's supposed to be 6 PM Eastern. The question remaining, of course, is will everyone be raptured at once or will it be done by timezone?

Everyone, do the Rapture Wave!

ArchDruid is still here and I am thinking he is in the UK... So this could mean this "Rapture" is going to ruin my Happy Hour??? Good Morning ThirdSection... =)

It's a misnomer to call it the Christian Right. It ain't Christian and it ain't right. Consider this. The Republican pimps aren't breaking into a sweat or looking for one last date with an under aged boy. So relax. Wait, wait...... I guess they figured they ain't gonna make the elevator (the up one that is) under any circumstances.

Arch is in Japan.

I thought he was in Japan

I never knew that... Be right back... =)

Good Morning telcod, great to see you, Thanks for the Laugh... =)

Let me check vixxxen618... =)

Nope he is in Wales, Isles of Britain...

That's a long way from Japan, but the Druid thing was a give away. LOL

Yeah that's miles from Japan... Maybe folks think that, because he always has the latest goods on the events going on in Japan... Much like my old friend samantha420... I wonder how she is doing???

Cool I fixed that.... I guess you will be our connection to the other time zone... Thanks ArchDruid... =)

Ha!!! Cool I learned something new today... =)

Kewl! Hope you're having a great trip!! I envy. ;)

Ok Cool... I was going by your profile page... Nice of you to let folks know about the current issues in Japan...

Arrrrgh Mattie! It was the white whale what did it. LOL

Good for you! I organized a loose change drive at my college and at my kids' elementary school. We only raised about $500 but it was sent off 2 weeks ago. Hope you are seeing any kind of improvement over there, I still feel awful for those people and I think about them every day.

I admire that You share the up to date info with all of us ArchDruid... Many Thanks... =)

I really liked it there myself, but my next trip is going to be Maui... There just seemed to be too much hustle and bustle in Waikiki... And very expensive... Sheeesh a Gallon of milk was nearly $6.00...