SEX MELEE MONSTER - (just a concept)

I sort of do to,.....but I'm not sure where I would put it.

Penis.s. ---- +^d !

What the Hell was That???

i'm not sure , i went hunting for something to add to this post and found that little bugger hiding behind a bush.

You need to burn that bush.

So,.....when they say "Love is in the air. . ."

I think you're just sporting with us. sorry. going away now.

he says,.....as he slowly backs back out of the bar,...keeping a close eye on the folks in front of him as he does so ,......

heh. +^d !

like a stone to the bottom of the Sea

Giger FTW !

Thats going to make Her feet smell funny.

Like it? I don't even understand WTF it is?

Well,....my design is just,.....uhm,.....mine. Those pictured above , are just Russian.

Sooooo . . . .

awesome. +^d

I think it is a space Alein. But Thats just what I think.

. . . ."burp" ? heh +^d

............any twisted soul with the twisted inspiration to HUNT.
( Nyarlathotep runs Google,....you know that, right ? )

Yepper,.....that manages to disturb . . . +^d

I bet She swallows :)

HA HA! I lost My sanity long LONG ago ..........

Funny farm? No I'm at the Lost Ball Resort & Chicken Ranch.

I think I smell something kind of fishy :)

OK then,....explanation - its a siege weapon-battering ram / its a sex toy from the abyss of madness,....its a "weapon o' luv",....for that, uhm,....well,....VERY special person in your life.

First - I recommend a vibrant semi transparent glow-in-the-dark purple bacteria-resist plastic !

Head - eyeball tip,...ribbed for her pleasure phallus body with THREE,..one- nut - nugget weighted scrotum slap sacks.

Shaft-

ridged/segmented/lobster tail - (3 or so ft. long ),....firm,....but flexible

CLOVERFIELD - dual nut equilateral scrotum trisection hand guard,...for the single duelist, or siege crew. Transparent EMERALD GREEN would be good -"luck o' the Irish" !

2ft to 4ft of COUNTER WEIGHTED high friction no-slip weapons hilt, suitable for from One to four sets oh hands,....designed/built in a modular fashion to enable added extensions,... for parties, orgies, and SWAT usage.

note - depends on the potential price range of the product - - -but I would recomend that the "eye of the snake" and the respective " clover-scrotum-nut-sack -eyes",...all glow in different colors ! Eye contact is important in "getting to KNOW you".

penis. s. - - - - - - You can thank me later China/Japan,....make a mint

wait wait wait . . .I have to make a graphic !

we shall all march laughing into oblivion together,...beloved damned kindred !

heh - - -more of a "RON-CO Tupperware Acme Corporation household device",....EVERY HOME MUST HAVE !

now thats nice

+^d

that would entertain me for quite some time Ya know it?

nice titty ball