The Copyright Trolls of WeFightP.r.I.v.ACY develop fool proof anti-piracy software. It lets them hijack your webcam so they can watch you fapping
source: http://wefightprivacy.com
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Jorge Bronze of wefightprivacy.com has been spending the last six months trying to pursue tens of thousands of fappers who don't believe that paying a chick to suck you off in a hotel room qualifies as "intellectual property."
Jorge argues that "these thieves with their sense of entitlement are destroying the future of this country and its future generations. Would you want to live in a world in which young teens are denied the opportunity to watch a 18 year old female get quadrupled penetrated and defecated on?"
Jorge does not include images of the cinematic brilliance of films like "Plunder My Booty 15" or "Ass Ram for Cash" on his websites. Instead he posts random mundane paintings by douchebags artists who were born too early to copyright their work.
Jorge has recently been having problems when it comes to proving that an IP address can be used to identify an infringer. Judges have told him that simply getting the location of an internet connection does not prove that the account owner engaged in illegal activity.
To get around this " so ridiculously obvious that you would have to be a POS opportunistic scumbag lawyer to try to exploit" issue, Mr. Bronze and his incestuous brother team of Bittorrent trackers has developed a software known as "Gotcha Bitch 1.0".
Jorge says the software is intended guarantee that his firm has located copyright infringers. He explains:
"While getting the contact info of an account holder will allow us to shame ad harass a person out of money, nothing expedites the process faster than sending a person a picture of him with his cock out."
Gotcha Bitch allows Wefightprivacy.com to take control of a suspected evil infringing fapper's webcam and to transmit messages directly to him.
The software is fool proof. "We try to get a picture of the cock. Every man knows exactly what his cock looks like. The second he sees the pics, he knows it's game over, man."
Despite being fool proof, wefightprivacy.com's software has not been able to completely avoid criticism.
Timmy Smitz, a 16 year old from Texas, was recently caught by the Gotcha Bitch Software. "I was sitting there having a good time stroking my junk, when suddenly a picture of Jorge Bronze popped up on my screen with a 'Gotcha Bitch' caption. I just curled into a ball and began crying all night...." Timmy is currently being treated for PTSD.
There have been even more serious consequences that have resulted from the use of the software. Bob Vagoo, a 79 year old from Cleveland was all hopped up on viagra and trying to enjoy the last fap of his life. Halfway through his viewing of "Dookiebooty 14", Mr. Vagoo was met with a "Gotcha Bitch" splash screen. Mr. Vagoo suffered a massive heart attack and was left a twisted, sweaty, naked mess.
When asked about Mr. Vagoo's death, Jorge could only say that "I didn't know him personally. Plus, I'm a lawyer, I just live for the paychecks."
Jorge argues that "these thieves with their sense of entitlement are destroying the future of this country and its future generations. Would you want to live in a world in which young teens are denied the opportunity to watch a 18 year old female get quadrupled penetrated and defecated on?"
Jorge does not include images of the cinematic brilliance of films like "Plunder My Booty 15" or "Ass Ram for Cash" on his websites. Instead he posts random mundane paintings by douchebags artists who were born too early to copyright their work.
Jorge has recently been having problems when it comes to proving that an IP address can be used to identify an infringer. Judges have told him that simply getting the location of an internet connection does not prove that the account owner engaged in illegal activity.
To get around this " so ridiculously obvious that you would have to be a POS opportunistic scumbag lawyer to try to exploit" issue, Mr. Bronze and his incestuous brother team of Bittorrent trackers has developed a software known as "Gotcha Bitch 1.0".
Jorge says the software is intended guarantee that his firm has located copyright infringers. He explains:
"While getting the contact info of an account holder will allow us to shame ad harass a person out of money, nothing expedites the process faster than sending a person a picture of him with his cock out."
Gotcha Bitch allows Wefightprivacy.com to take control of a suspected evil infringing fapper's webcam and to transmit messages directly to him.
The software is fool proof. "We try to get a picture of the cock. Every man knows exactly what his cock looks like. The second he sees the pics, he knows it's game over, man."
Despite being fool proof, wefightprivacy.com's software has not been able to completely avoid criticism.
Timmy Smitz, a 16 year old from Texas, was recently caught by the Gotcha Bitch Software. "I was sitting there having a good time stroking my junk, when suddenly a picture of Jorge Bronze popped up on my screen with a 'Gotcha Bitch' caption. I just curled into a ball and began crying all night...." Timmy is currently being treated for PTSD.
There have been even more serious consequences that have resulted from the use of the software. Bob Vagoo, a 79 year old from Cleveland was all hopped up on viagra and trying to enjoy the last fap of his life. Halfway through his viewing of "Dookiebooty 14", Mr. Vagoo was met with a "Gotcha Bitch" splash screen. Mr. Vagoo suffered a massive heart attack and was left a twisted, sweaty, naked mess.
When asked about Mr. Vagoo's death, Jorge could only say that "I didn't know him personally. Plus, I'm a lawyer, I just live for the paychecks."
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For legal purposes, I must mention that if anyone thinks that this is intended to be a light jab at John Steele of wefightpiracy, they are correct. Furthermore, if anyone thinks that this article has made Mr. Steele looks like more of a POS than usual, just a parody so lighten up
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