Intercourse, Pa. Judge Cited for Handing Women Condom-Filled Acorns
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Magisterial District Judge Isaac Stoltzfus inserted unwrapped condoms into hollowed out acorns and gave them to two female state employees outside the Capitol Sept. 21, reports the Intelligencer Journal.
"They make a nice afternoon snack, try them. I'll be here tomorrow, let me know what you think," Stoltzfus told the women, according to the complaint obtained by the Intelligencer Journal.
When the women opened the acorns and found the unwrapped condoms, they reported Stoltzfus to police. The 20-year veteran judge was cited for disorderly conduct but the charges were later dropped after prosecutors determined he hadn't committed a crime.
During a deposition in the Judicial Conduct Board’s investigation, Stoltzfus said under oath that he “has collected, hollowed out, and placed unwrapped condoms inside thousands of acorns during his tenure as a Magisterial District Judge; and that he gave the condom-filled acorns to individuals appearing before him in his Court in order to raise awareness for the efficacy of condom use against unplanned pregnancy and disease," reports the Intelligencer.
If the Court of Judicial Discipline finds Stoltzfus guilty of failing to act "in a manner that promotes public confidence in the integrity of the Judiciary," he could be suspended with or without pay or removed from the bench, reports the Intelligencer Journal.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Intercourse-Pa-Judge-Cited-for-Handing...
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good_stuff
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Is this supposed to be about the acorn scandal?
I think this judge should just have to take a psychological test. It is just weird.
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good_stuff
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gump
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NUTS This is stupid . I do nut believe it. Condoms dont fit inside acorns
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gump
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Jeremy_Benson
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Is this seriously a story about condoms in a town named Intercourse? HA! Also, the general vibe I got from this story was "waka waka!" Re-read that. Somewhere in pennsylvania, at some point, there were thousands of condom-filled acorns. Shouldn'ta given them to people, but rather scattered them about the town. Biologists woulda shit their pants.
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chew_chew
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The kindest thing I can think of to say about the judge is, he has poor judgement.
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cherry5000
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that judge should be thrown off the bench.
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onemalefla:
i would enjoy reading that article
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timetide
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letsliveinpeace
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onemalefla:
Agreed!
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letsliveinpeace
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onemalefla:
Of the four entries for the word, "intercourse" you find the following:
1. Communication, conversation.
2. Dealings between countries.
3. Dealings with people, including commerce and trade.
4. sexual intercourse.It's like the word "gay"...no longer would a be applied to a movie titled: "The Gay Divorcee" to imply a Divorcee that is extremely happy, and has not changed their sexual identity.
By the way..."The Gay Divorcee" was a movie that premiered in 1934 and it stared Fred Astaire and Ginger Rodgers.
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kennymotown
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One flew over the coo-coo nest!
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egauldin
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This judge is nuts.
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egauldin
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wayseeker
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He has a sick mind.
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wayseeker
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attilatheblond
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Thinkin somebody in a position of authority might check those condoms carefully. Perhaps more than just unwrapped. There is a some weird stuff going around with some chaps in positions where decorum is generally more predictable than we are seeing of late. Is there some sort of teen-age behavior virus or something?
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Melody_Baker
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Why on earth would anybody do this? Especially a judge? And I don't buy the whole, "I'm trying to raise awareness about the efficacy of condom use."
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Leen61
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Like moodyblue, I ask, the name of the city is intercourse, really? This judge spends his time cracking open acorns and putting condoms in them? Alrighty then.
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tlbuffin:
LMAO!!!!!
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Leen61:
Beautiful Mennonite country. He couldn't have been a Mennonite or Pennsylvania Dutch.The few I've met,I have a great deal of respect for.
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grammabet:
Thanks for the info, grammabet.
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tlbuffin:
i live in lancaster pa
i took this picture near my house and was appalled that they didn't even roll down the windows for the kids - 12 months ago
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letsliveinpeace
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bundlebear:
ROFL, LMAO!!!
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tlbuffin:
I been to lancaster, pa, very beautiful town. we took a tour to a amish farm and went to resturant where they serve shoo fly pie. I wish I could remember the resturant, the food was delicious.
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tlbuffin:
agree!!!
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tlbuffin:
I live near Cumming, GA. No sh*t!!
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bundlebear:
I wonder what the MPG rating for that horse is.
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tlbuffin:
You are not in any trouble with meee.....
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alexandrek:
Agreed!
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littlwarrior
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Thats just nasty.
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moodyblue
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The name of the city is intercourse, really?
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bundlebear
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moodyblue:
Blue Ball's Pennsylvania is a couple towns away from there
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bundlebear
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Leen61
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bundlebear:
That's for real? Wow. Thought tlbuffin was joking.
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Leen61
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demsbeans527
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Time to retake a psych-eval.
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aj727b
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This is just strange... doesn't sound like the usual condom distribution/educational outreach. Sounds more like he has a very strange kink.
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aj727b
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bundlebear
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aj727b:
i know it's a strange hobby to spend your time hallowing out acorns and put condoms in them
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bundlebear
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bundlebear:
makes my hobbies seem more normal
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timetide
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bundlebear
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busting a nut will always get you in trouble
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bundlebear:
lmao!!!!!
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