Comedy | July 13, 2011 | 16 comments

MY EGO IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS STORY

Vic_Romano
I like posting stories on the internet. I enjoy the sense of empowerment I get when I can let people know how I truly feel about issues that matter most to me. And issues are what I'm all about.

I'm sure that there are other things happening in the world out there, but I found this story that I thought was so important to me. I care a lot about things--more than the rest of your unwashed and unenlightened peers. If they just read this story, I'm sure that they'll eventually see the error in their ways.

I want you to know that my views ARE actually more important than those of others--you won't find me admitting this often, but I'm more honest than most. But, maybe if you agree with me, I can carve out an exception to my rigid rule and throw a compliment or two your way. You see, the world would just be a much better place if more people listened and read what thoughts I'm attempting to convey.

Can't you see how important my story is? I MADE SURE TO USE ALL CAPS IN THE TITLE. Whatever you do, please don't ignore me. I'm far too important to be be passed over in silence. Don't judge me by my deeds. My thoughts, particularly of my self image, are all that matters.

I don't have much tolerance for opposing views. They're idiots anyway, so there's no need to even read what they're attempting to communicate. They're the reason we're in the shit situation we're in right now. Don't even try to prove me wrong! I'll defend my views by any means necessary.

I'll even go out of my way to shit on your views if you think I'm wrong. I'll troll your threads. I'll use every ad hominem in the book to alienate you. I'll vote your comments down and tell my friends to follow suit. This is the will to power, and I WILL be the Übermensch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT9TMMyhCb8
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