The 14 most hilariously effective signs supporting gay marriage

You picked up on something without really saying it. As far as I'm concerned the "debate" over gay marriage, abortion as well as all other conservative hot button issues are calculated distractions to keep people from uniting and focusing on the REAL problems that threaten this country and the world. It's the classic "divide and conquer" strategy that has been used by tyrants for thousands of years i.e. keep the unwashed masses fighting one another so the (corporate) pigs can loot the countries treasures.

I like that but even better would be "If we can't marry, then you can't cheat on each other". After all they say it is about the sanctity of marriage (where is my barf bag). Sanctity my ass, it is about denying someone the right to be happy and secure. This should cause a few congressmen to hyperventilate.

HA!

NOOOOOO, Eternal Hell, marry, please marry. Divorce was freedom for me, from the first wife.

First the way Michelle Bachmann dresses, she needs a personal shopper. Second If you were married to Michelle Bachmann, you would have to stay in the closet. I don't want you to go through the hell of that marriage....... got to go throw up.....should not have thought of her.......

"Ve have vays around des things." You're scaring me man, you sound like a Rethugliconpigteabaggernazi. LOL, don't hurt your mouse cutting and pasting. Keep telling the truth my friend.

This is slightly off-topic, but I think 'sanctity' would make an awesome safe word!

Made me smile that's for sure!

Thank you, TDK729. Great video. He was comedic brilliance!

We'll always miss him.

He is my all time favorite comic. It's quite interesting sometimes to re listen to some comics throughout history and the things the used as material then, are still relevant to what's happening now in the world

lol! You have a great attitude. Park your car here for a while with us.☺

Be careful doing that those religious nut bags are the ones that break the 10 Commandments all the time "Thou Shall Not Kill" Only if you believe the same way they do if not killing is ok in the name of the lord. Just like the other issue they are firmly against Abortion, must keep the precious fetus alive but it's ok to kill an abortion Doctor or let the mother die if it comes down to fetus or mother.

I would just once like one of them to answer this question for me. If your god is all powerful, all knowing, all seeing, what the hell does he need you for .If he doesn't like Gays, why doesn't he just remove us? If he doesn't like abortions, why not make it impossible to kill a fetus.

All in all thier god sound pretty damn weak to me

I used to be caught up in that crap and the main thing is "you never question God" Why the hell not? If he knows everything, wouldnt he be the one to get answers from, DUH!

You pray and pray and pray and when you don't get an answer, it's your fault. You don't measure up, you are inferior.or maybe there is nothing out there to answer you because if I had children and they kept pestering me with questions I knew the answer to, I would just answer them.

Religion is a self regenerating brainwash. You teach your children the same crap taught to you and out of fear you totally obey. And religious nutcases are either total control freaks or people who are so sub-servant that they willingly give control of their lives over to the control freaks.

I try not to lol, just sometimes I drop of the face of the earth sometimes so I don't get on here to post a lot lol

They do bring a smile to my face, just still sad that they have to make these signs, when the only real opposition to gay marriage is religion and the politicians that want the religious vote, even though at this point the majority of people want same sex marriage or know that it won't effect them and just want equal rights for all Americans.

I agree, TDK729.

And, they never have an answer as to HOW that would affect them.

Because, it wouldn't. They just can't (refuse to) admit it.

It's because it's supposedly in that little black book they tote it's a sin and they feel like anything that's a sin needs to be forced as law on everyone else. They think because they believe everyone else has to as well. Big name Republicans that are running for the Presidential Nominee, they say how much the love the constitution and what our founding fathers stand for, but they are trying to force religion into politics so basically like there little black book they pick and choose what sounds good at the moment that suits them and their agenda. Anything that's a sin affects them for some reason, even though as long as they don't sin the can go to their heaven in the eyes of their lord

Thank you, David.

The rest were great, but yea the one I picked to represent this article is too funny!

That was a Great pick TDK729... =)

So true!

It creates so many jobs in the wedding industry with more marriages to be performed, more cakes, more flowers, more dresses, more tuxedos, more gifts, more honeymoon travel, more wedding planners, more venue rentals, more marriage licenses, more party supplies, more alcohol sales, so much money to be spent it will make so many jobs! The Economy can boom!

If corduroy is sinful, maybe that's why I like it so well! Not to mention how insulating it can be in cold weather.

good point...

Hell even Republicans should be able to smell the profit from it lol. Too bad they are basing their political policies from their non fiction little book of plays called the bible, and pissing on our founding fathers graves by pushing religion into politics!