As The Cookie Crumbles: “Haboobies”
source: http://www.worldwidehippies.com/2011/07/24/as-the-cookie-crumbles-haboobies/
-
-
- joeeddy
- added this
-
- groups:
- Community, Entertainment, Culture, Comedy, 9 more
-
- tags:
- Environment, worldwide hippies, Boobs, Boobies, 4 more
-
- recommended by:
- remanns
-
-
ReMarker
-
Whereas this thread is important (thanks joeeddy) in showing how some Americans are so xenophobic they have issues with foreign words being used to describe weather events most typical in the countries where these words originate, many of this thread's commenters seem to miss the point.
- 10 months ago
-
ReMarker
-
-
bailey78
-
ReMarker:
No we just chose to make lite of the subject in order to to show how silly the word truely is.
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
remanns
-
ReMarker:
There are MANY points,......I can think of two in particular.
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
ccmusicnights
-
bailey78:
Not so much how silly the word is, but how silly people of 'limited scope' can be when they get bent out of shape over *any word -
(...or any part of the human body, for that matter - after all, they've been around since Day 1) - Hey Bailey : ) - 10 months ago
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
ccmusicnights
-
remanns:
LOL ! :P
- 10 months ago
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
remanns
-
ReMarker:
p.s. ( I really don't think the other, primary, points were lost on anyone. - my gut feeling )
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
ccmusicnights
-
remanns:
x2 ....of course they weren't - we just had more important points to discuss ? :D
- 10 months ago
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
bailey78
-
ccmusicnights:
I must agree wholeheartedly
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
Hmmm, I always thought Haboobies were balloons, or ....balls - ?
In any case, here's a *most helpful video :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8 - 10 months ago
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
Argon18
-
ccmusicnights:
You might want to reconsider after bailey showed how much sand is involved with HabOObies. Now that you found out, you could realize what rubbing the sand on them could do to he finish of those balls and ruin their performance.
The last thing anyone wants is pitted and sand blasted balls
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
Argon18:
This is a very serious concern and, you're quite right, we have to reconsider the potential repercussions to either balloons - or - balls !
But rejoice ! AXE has a shower gel that can soothe that sand-burned skin -
Here's our next solution to the problem you raised :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPl6bBHmNqA - 10 months ago
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
Argon18
-
-
ccmusicnights:
A lot more serious than that, since it's still not taking into account how fast the wind moves " This wall of sand can be up to 100 km (60 miles) wide and several kilometers in elevation. At their strongest, haboob winds can often travel at 35–50 km/h (20–30 mph)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84S6tlRmcHU
Maybe this video would give a better idea of the force involved which is much more than Axe could alleviate
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
Argon18:
This *is looking to be quite problematic, you're 100% correct - yet, far more disturbing than the wind velocity combined with so much sand > is the burning question of : the sweat that these fine ladies are likely producing, as they're carrying on that sand-wrestling nonsense !
They should be cautioned, as > this is what happens when Men get what's ominously known as "monsoon sweats" !
I must go now, but please pass on these very important life-saving tidbits to as many people as you can ! Have a good night :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdK9zSl2cgE&feature=related - 10 months ago
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
bailey78
-
Argon18:
ME LIKEY :)
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
bailey78
-
Argon18:
They should kiss and make-up now :-}
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
bailey78
-
Argon18:
I could not agree more sand around ones balls can lead to a nasty rash :*-{ Nobody like rashy balls.
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
remanns
-
ccmusicnights:
heh heh heh +^d !
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
Argon18
-

-
Speaking of Arabic loanwords on the list that Sandy mentioned like Alchemy, here is some work I did for the Alchemists Union to advertise their services.
It's amazing what the right set of formulas can turn much more things into than gold
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
remanns
-
soooooo,......
Her hot CANDY ANTIMONY was wild CHEMISTRY and served as one hell of a personal ARSENAL and sexual TALISMAN ???p.s. Oh,....sorry,....I thought that was "ANATOMY". uhm,..."ANATOMY"
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zENuDflPejY/RrHhKpRb00I/AAAAAAAAAbs/vNA1AjnuQeM/s400/b...
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
bailey78
-

-
SandyBerman:
Would camel toe fall into that category??
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
remanns
-
bailey78:
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww . . . . ouch. u in twubow now. -heh.
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
SandyBerman
-
bailey78: This comment was removed by its owner.
-
SandyBerman
-
-
bailey78
-
remanns:
What did i do wrong ??
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
remanns
-
SandyBerman:
Damn good band. ( my 2 bits )
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
remanns
-
bailey78:
I think you just being sheepish now.
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
mickyjon420
-
bailey78:
Marcus Bachmann is that you?...........no.......must be an illegitimate daughter from Iowa.
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
Dusty_King
-
mickyjon420:
You're awesome.
- 10 months ago
-
Dusty_King
-
-
bailey78
-
mickyjon420:
AHA HA HA HA I believe that may be the last woman marcus bachmann slept with
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
mickyjon420
-
bailey78:
that may be true, but were they HUMAN women?
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
bailey78
-
mickyjon420:
well they kind of look human and make baaaaaad noisies when Baaad thing happen.
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
Argon18
-
-
mickyjon420:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug
Most likely he's a huge mutton fan that keeps the flock in shock
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
CollegiateMind
-
SandyBerman:
27"of VAPID where a simple link would have sufficed. Unfriggin'believable! .
Berman, poster to poster? Ridiculously self-indulgent.
Sorry man, but that's a bit much. - 10 months ago
-
CollegiateMind
-
-
bailey78
-

-
When I googled Haboobies this is what I got I think I need a cold shower now. I feel dirty
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
remanns
-
bailey78:
OH MY ! +^d
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
Vic_Romano
-
bailey78:
Now that's a sandstorm!
- 10 months ago
-
Vic_Romano
-
-
bailey78
-
remanns:
Yes sir it got me up too :-}
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
bailey78
-
Vic_Romano:
Naa Thats a Woman. I think you need to get your eyes checked AHA HA HA HA HA
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
SandyBerman
-
bailey78: This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
-
SandyBerman
-
-
bailey78
-

-
SandyBerman:
here is some good porn
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
bailey78
-
SandyBerman:
Yep those are just twin airships of a natural nature
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
KSirys
-
SandyBerman:
are you from south jersey? because the folks from north jersey would call this "a fake bambi"
- 10 months ago
-
KSirys
-
-
bailey78
-
KSirys:
if you can rub them they are real as any other.
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
SandyBerman
-
KSirys: This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
-
SandyBerman
-
-
KSirys
-
SandyBerman:
lol.. i knew it.. Welcome!!! great to have another Jersey folk on current!
- 10 months ago
-
KSirys
-
-
mickyjon420
-
bailey78:
I think we found a subject we can all "get behind" together.
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
Schnookums
-
bailey78:
Those look more like sandboobies to me.....
- 10 months ago
-
Schnookums
-
-
ccmusicnights
-
bailey78:
lol !! Bailey ....now now :D
- 10 months ago
-
ccmusicnights
-
-
alexandrek [removed]
-
bailey78: This comment was removed by its owner.
-
alexandrek [removed]
-
-
bailey78
-
Schnookums:
better to have sandboobies than sandworms
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
bailey78
-
ccmusicnights:
Nooo not now now Double DD's
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
bailey78
-
alexandrek:
i think we all want to scrub on or rub on those
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
mickyjon420
-
bailey78:
With this picture you are making me salivate for oral gratification. I need that orgy of flavor in my mouth, can I get that with Miracle Whip?
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
bailey78
-
mickyjon420:
sure you can get it with a special sauce
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
skybluskyblue
-
These bigots remind me of the people that object to calling the eastern Pacific warming trend as an "el nino" event. How hate-filled does one have to be to start thinking this way?
- 10 months ago
-
skybluskyblue
-
-
SandyBerman
-
skybluskyblue: This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
-
SandyBerman
-
-
remanns
-
SandyBerman:
"bOObies" ARE capable o' thought !
(. . . at least , they can form impressions . . .)
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
Leen61
-
-
I'm glad this guy from Phoenix, AZ that was complaining about the term "haboob" was one of Keith's Worst Persons.
- 10 months ago
-
Leen61
-
-
remanns
-
Leen61:
well done. +^d
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
Leen61
-
remanns:
Thank you, remanns.
- 10 months ago
-
Leen61
-
-
SandyBerman
- This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
-
SandyBerman
-
-
pjacobs51
-
What if a haboob met a tsunami? Would it be a tsuboobi?
- 10 months ago
-
pjacobs51
-
-
remanns
-
pjacobs51:
Sue no name fo bOObie to ha.
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
bailey78
-
pjacobs51:
I don't know about that but I know a lot of folks would get wet and nasty :)
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
AJILIVIZION
-
I'm a twenty-four year old Arab American. I have lived in the Middle East for more than a decade, Kuwait specifically, which gets Dust Storms quite regularly. Many of my friends and family speak Arabic. And do you know where I first heard the word haboob? From Rachel Maddow as part of the new best thing in the world after this event in Phoenix, Arizona. But for someone to allege that using an Arabic word is insulting to soldiers returning from the Arab speaking nations they were occupying, well thats just ridiculous. As this posted article points out at the link, many of the most commonly used words are Arabic. For those that didn't bother to check the link, this is the demonstration:
I’m gonna write a few sentences and and I’m gonna challenge you, dear readers, to identify the words in our common usage which derive from Arabic. Choose yer Fighting Words!
1) Admiral Kirk ordered his aid to check the cork on the coffee.
2) A gerbil, a giraffe and a gazelle walk into a bar for a jar of the local elixir, but they garbled the order and got jasmine marzipan.
3) The Mahdi strewed all the mattresses in his harem with orange and lilac blooms.
4) The Sheik served sugary syrup along with the sherbert after his game of racquetball.
5) In the dentist’s office, I read a magazine about macrame.
6) They met over juleps; it was kismet.
7) The Arab performed alchemy in the alcove with alcohol and amber.
Instead of chocolate, the Copt kept carob candy in his cassock.
9) Bill O’Reilly was tripped up by his loofa and his yen for falafel.
10) When the 7-Up truck exploded, it was like a lemon-lime monsoon.
11) The chef prepared an unusual tabouleh with spinach and a hint of tarragon.
12) The mullah wore a sash of saffron muslin and satin mohair.
13) The Ayatollah’s arsenal, hidden behind the barbican, included a 50 caliber rifle.
14) The crimson wine swirled in the carafe as the felucca sailed onward over the azure sea on the haj.
15) The fakir, clad in tattered calico, stacked the alfalfa in the adobe shed.
Answers on the jump…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answers underlined (star-paranthesis since we can't underline on Current):1) **Admiral** Kirk ordered his aid to **check** the cork on the **coffee**.
2) A **gerbil**, a **giraffe** and a **gazelle** walk into a bar for a **jar** of the local **elixir**, but they **garbled** the order and got **jasmine marzipan**.
3) The **Mahdi** strewed all the **mattresses** in his **harem** with **orange** and **lilac** blooms.
4) The **Sheik** served *sugary syrup* along with the **sherbert** after his game of **racquet** ball.
5) In the dentist’s office, I read a **magazine** about **macrame**.
6) They met over **juleps**; it was **kismet**.
7) The **Arab** performed **alchemy** in the **alcove** with **alcohol** and **amber**.
8) Instead of chocolate, the **Copt** kept **carob candy** in his **cassock**.
9) Bill O’Reilly was tripped up by his **loofah* and his yen for **falafel**.
10) When the 7-Up truck exploded outside the **Ramada** Inn, it was like a **lemon-lime monsoon**.
11) The chef prepared an unusual **tabouleh** with **spinach** and a hint of **tarragon**.
12) The **mullah** wore a *sash* of **saffron muslin** and **satin mohair**.
13) The **Ayatollah’s arsenal**, hidden behind the **barbican**, included a 50 *caliber* rifle.
14) The **crimson** wine swirled in the **carafe** as the **felucca** bobbed like a **cork** over the **azure** sea on the fabled **haj**.
15) A **fakir**, clad in tattered **cotton calico**, stacked the **alfalfa** in the adobe **shed**.
----------------------------------------------------------------------I actually learned from this list. There are some words that I think these "patriots" had better consider before banning the use of Arabic: such as alcohol, amber, magazine, orange, mattress, jar, coffee and, the best one of all, ADMIRAL!!! Yeeeeeah...
- 10 months ago
-
AJILIVIZION
-
-
figgdimension
-
AJILIVIZION:
well done!
- 10 months ago
-
figgdimension
-
-
Chukarhunter
-
AJILIVIZION:
Absolutely brilliant. So many things that the whole world takes for granted came from Arabic countries and their culture. But red necks won't let that slow them down. Maybe we could just wall off Arizona, all together and then move on to Texas. I know that there are some fine people in those states that get lumped in with the goof balls, and I am sorry, but you need to escape while you can.
- 10 months ago
-
Chukarhunter
-
-
remanns
-
AJILIVIZION:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL ! +^d
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
bailey78
-
AJILIVIZION:
jasmine marzipan sounds pretty good .
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
Argon18
-
EdJoyProductions:
Is it because those hobo storms can only afford to hit trailer parks? Is that why "certain residents" have "taken umbrage" at the amount of them?
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
KSirys
-
EdJoyProductions:
How's the leg feeling Joy?
- 10 months ago
-
KSirys
-
-
EdJoyProductions
-
KSirys:
Crappy, but it could be worse. I will be laid up for a few weeks. It will give me time to find pictures like hobo haboobies. ;)
- 10 months ago
-
EdJoyProductions
-
-
KSirys
-
EdJoyProductions:
lol.. well, i hope you feel better soon! and great pic Joy!!!
- 10 months ago
-
KSirys
-
-
EdJoyProductions
-
KSirys:
Thanks Charlie. :*
- 10 months ago
-
EdJoyProductions
-
-
EdJoyProductions
-
Argon18:
::giggle:: good answer!
- 10 months ago
-
EdJoyProductions
-
-
remanns
-
EdJoyProductions:
HAH ! HO HO ! . . . and -YOHOHOBO - HUZZAH !
p.s. +^d !
p.p.s. I LIVE ! I LIVE ! My posting powers doth post ! This worked ! Callooh callay!!!
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
KSirys
-

-
boooobies!!!
- 10 months ago
-
KSirys
-
-
remanns
-
KSirys:
heh heh heh heh heh . . . .
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
Argon18
-
http://picturedekho.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/sexymodle3.jpg
On the one hand being on the lookout for HabOObies just shows the dedication as PeteLeS33 mentioned to keeping "abreast" of the beauty all around the world.
OTOH as those "Certain residents" show it's not the storm, it's the stupidity since there are many names for winds, are they going to get offended by Levant, Sirocco or Mistral too? That's just as bad as tyring to change French Fries into Freedom Fries.
The gripping hand is that they should hang loose and enjoy the exotic variety like this golden gal here.
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
mickyjon420
-
Argon18:
Yes! Argon, you know what I like, "Chantilly lace and a pretty..........". Drooolllll...
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
Argon18
-
-
mickyjon420:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWqLPxJ7kxU
Well after all "a wiggle in the walk and a giggle in the talk makes the world go round" so it's best to acknowledge and share it right?
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
mickyjon420
-
Argon18:
Share away, share away.
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
Argon18
-
mickyjon420:
http://arabgirlspics.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Arabic-Belly-Dancer.jpg
Like the Genie said "As you wish"
Because "there ain't nothing in the world like a big eyed girl to make me act so funny"
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
bailey78
-
Argon18:
that Damn sure made my EyE big
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
mickyjon420
-
Argon18:
Shwing!!!, and BOOM goes the dynamite. Those aren't eye my friend.
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
Argon18
-
mickyjon420:
That's probably because you didn't get up that far to see the eyes and most likely didn't even notice that she doesn't have a ponytail. *wink*
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
mickyjon420
-
bailey78:
If Argon keep this going I'm going to have to see a doctor for my "stiff" joints.
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
mickyjon420
-
Argon18:
There was more to that picture? were I can't see...........oh there.
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
Argon18
-
mickyjon420:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3uC9KvFmsb0/TCuXVe78oZI/AAAAAAAAB54/zb2dlACYh88/s1600/...
They have doctors that specialize in that with "little blue pills" plus they are adept with "thermometers" and "tongue depressors"
When they are done, you will "feel real loose, like a long neck goose"
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
bailey78
-
Argon18:
OH MY !!! In my best George takei voice
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
bailey78
-
mickyjon420:
careful now your keyboard is not Droool proof Ya know
- 10 months ago
-
bailey78
-
-
mickyjon420
-
bailey78:
Had to put a bib on, and keep a towel or two close by.
- 10 months ago
-
mickyjon420
-
-
Vic_Romano
-
Ha!!! Boobies!!!
- 10 months ago
-
Vic_Romano
-
-
remanns
-
Vic_Romano:
HUZZAH ! +^d
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
PeteLeS33
-
I see nothing wrong with the use of the term Haboob. Think of this, If you have one haboob rolling one way and another haboob rolling the other then you can say that you are "Abreast" of what the sitituation is. =P
- 10 months ago
-
PeteLeS33
-
-
remanns
-
PeteLeS33:
just SO ! +^d
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
-
-
Argon18
-
PeteLeS33:
http://www.celebrityan.com/var/albums/Kim-Kardashian/Kim-Kardashian-Sexy-Hallowe...
There is a "whole lotta shaking going on" during a habOObie so it's hard to keep "abreast" much less on top of the situation
- 10 months ago
-
Argon18
-
-
remanns
-
Argon18:
NOT a big "KIM" fan,............but, uhm,.......THAT is a HAPPY thing ! +^d !
- 10 months ago
-
remanns
