South Carolina woman faces trial for "truck nuts"

Guilty of being tacky.

She should have said it was half of a dogs chew bone, not NUTS!

That's just plain NUTS. The SC. POPO need to find something better to do, like fight crime!

That's a nice set btw.

Damn. These folks must be really, really bored.

you are over here talking about this with important posts to discuss?

Well you certainly offended my with your unneccessary post regarding plastic you-know-what's!!!

It really makes me feel uncomfortable and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that kind of post in the future.

I hope they take it court and I hope obscenity laws get banned.

That's the only possible positive outcome of this trial, because as much as I hate truck nuts, everyone has the right to do shit like this.

"Obscenity" laws are exactly the kind of disgusting legal precedent used to smash real free speech rights, since it's up to some dumbass court or some suave lawyer to define just what the hell "obscene" even means.

Ah yes... when I lived in NM (land of lift-kits and monster trucks) I saw this about every day. I was wondering when someone would complain.

I just have always laughed that this is the quintessential definition of over-compensation for small penis syndrome.

"Look at my truck...it makes up for my lacking endowment!"

Said it yesterday re the Walnut story, keep your hands off my nuts - and, hey cop, keep your hands off her's too - if she wants nuts, she should have'em - we even bought some for my bro-in-law's neutered dog - doggie prances around all day now, happy as can be. Should buy some for that cop.

All I have to say is this. SC where some people down there say that "we spend too much money on education", I guess anyway you can get money from the people this is their mentality.
Lets see how the judge rules on this one. Bet he agrees with the powleese cheef.

the singsong voice over of "truck nuts"...made this a must see film for me.

Small south carolina town... sounds like the cop might have a personal grudge to do something like this.

Is this what rappers are talking about when they say "riding dirty"?

Someone needs to tell the Chief, that, If you can see their nuts you are following way too close.

You have to be kidding me!

While I would not put a pair of the nuts on any vehicle of mine, this is absolutely ridiculous. Let the lady have her nuts. Maybe it is just a new tea-bagger thing.

Geez. Law enforcement has nothing better to do than this?

I'm glad she had the balls to fight this ticket in court. Let's hope the jury sees reason, unlike the police these days.

Let's also ticket all male dogs who obscenely display their sack for all to see. Dogs are obscene! Their balls are the gateway drug to evil!

Camel toes should be a federal crime. Why must I constantly be reminded that vaginas are part of the female human anatomy?

When men walk down the street with bulges in their pelvic region it is obvious to us all that their nuts are somewhere in their pants and that is offensive and sinful!

When women wear shirts, you can still tell they have boobs. The eyes of our children should not have to be burned with the sin that is the natural world!

When I see people entering public bathrooms I know they are going to be exposing their genitals and maybe even touching or wiping them. Let's put them all on trial too!

How can we raise our children in such a world!? We need to deny our nature, be ashamed of our bodies, and pretend that we are not animals or else we are all going to hell!

Biology is the devil!

So it's OK to threaten the life of a Black president, but unlawful to have a plastic object hanging from a truck.

So we're putting people on trial for freedom of expression? Well land of the free, it's been a great ride...

We, the people, hold these balls to be self-evident that all nuts are created equal. GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME TRUCK NUTS!!!

I have never understood the message those things are sending, especially when they hit the pavement. But small town cops don't have enough to do it seems.

The nuts are stupid, but the cops and gov have no business deciding who has em. Pun intended!

I guess u could ticket her for being super lame? But come on now, its not her fault really..if they're legal to sell, they should be legal to display.

Oh my God, who thought these were a good idea? There's a car in my apartment complex that has these, only they're BLUE, for fuck's sake, and I am disturbed/amused every time I see them! Ugh!

this is ridiculous..

Doesn't the chief have better things to do, I don't know whats dummer the adornment or the chief.

Was she sucking them in public?? If not then she broke no laws.