Comedy | August 02, 2011 | 50 comments

Women Free to be Sluts Under ObamaCare

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WASHINGTON -- Health insurance plans must cover birth control as preventive care for women, with no copays, the Obama administration said Monday in a decision with far-reaching implications for health care as well as social mores.

The requirement is part of a broad expansion of coverage for women's preventive care under President Barack Obama's health care law. Also to be covered without copays are breast pumps for nursing mothers, an annual "well-woman" physical, screening for the virus that causes cervical cancer and for diabetes during pregnancy, counseling on domestic violence, and other services.

"These historic guidelines are based on science and existing (medical) literature and will help ensure women get the preventive health benefits they need," said Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.
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    • Geez, I knew this was congoboy before I even opened it by the headline. Hey, newsflash there little boy....women are free to be sluts in all nations that are not ruled by religious oppression....just like men are free to be wankers.

    • 10 months ago
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    • Incredulous:

      i didnt mean to imply that sluts didnt already exist or didnt have their place under previous regimes. its just now with free birth control theyre able to express their slutism in full force. hey if a woman wants to risk the nasty side effects of the pill and if their selfish self centered boyfriends support a womans right to cancer via the pill so he can continue to experience condomless sex then thats their right. just dont ask me to pay for it

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      ahhh yes, buy let's ignore the man who refuses to carry or wear a condom, but wait, wait....the health department and university health care centers pass out free condoms too. Damn them. When are they going to learn to use our tax dollars for more respectable things, like shooting Islamic people and creating conditions that will end up starving children in third world nations?

      sarcasm font is on

    • 10 months ago
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    • Incredulous:

      if a man refuses to be responsible for his actions then he is no man. condoms are a cheap form of birth control without any adverse side effects for most folks. some people deserve to be shot but i would prefer my money invested domestically. and if they'd lay off of corn and other grains in the making of ethanol to appease the greenies then much of the world could better afford to eat. can you remember when corn was 10-12 for a dollar? not anymore. btw have i told you that i love you lately?

    • 10 months ago
  • freecrack
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    • news flash.teen pregnancy stats show woman have been free to be sluts for quite some time, wich is a beautifull thing.
      obamacare is the freedom to not burden the rest of society when feeding your hormonal impulses.

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      oh really?
      cuz im pretty sure it was you guys who called your selves tea baggers completely oblivious of its common cultural use.

      you might be fondling your balls, but we sure got to teabagging before you guys.soon enough not to use it politicaly.as dipping balls has never helped.

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      slut is one of the most pejorative terms applied to women who simply do the same things men do....and it's so elementary school. Sounds to me like you were lucky to lose that virginity to any woman.

    • 10 months ago
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      we began with tea party my friend, taxed enough aready. our founders would be proud. i am sure tea bagger was thrown out by some leftylib trying to discount the movement. we arent going anywhere, are a powerful force, we are middle america and have just begun to fight

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      omg you have now officialy jumped in head first to the depth of pathetic.
      it is one thing to spin events to your desired effect.
      it is even ok to a degree to spin history into revisionism if you think the standard accounts are flawed.

      but to try to revise history this quickly is just pathetic.you guys all started out being all about sending tea bags to the white house.your begining efforts were all about the tea bags.so much so you morons were using them as accessories, and refered to what you were doing as teabagging the gov.

      trying to play off the inherent idiocy in your efforts, when we all remember the hilarity of it,just is sad for you.

      you guys have outed your racist efforts and supreme ignorance and are going to be tromped like the politicals errors you are.and dont blame it on the left when you fuck up yet again.ya know that personal responsability you guys champion so much.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLsKt4O4Yw8
      maddow laughs.but it isnt the left who called it tea bagging.she is reporting the retardation you pretend doesnt exist.

    • 10 months ago
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    • freecrack:

      yes i do but thats beside the point...An ineffectual political statement; first used by John Stewart of the Daily Show to describe the astroturf (faux-grassroots) "Tea Party" events sponsored by conservative political action committees to express frustration at Republican political losses and the actions of the Obama Administration. Noteable for its reference to the vulgar gesture inflicted on passed-out fraternity boys by their "brothers."

    • 10 months ago
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    • freecrack:

      im not disputing tea party history or its methods used to express discontent. what i am disputing is your reference to tea partyer's referencing themselves as tea baggers. a mistake on your account of spin. extremist elements exist in all party's and some of the finest dems ive known were closet racists. we are main stream america, small business owners, and patriots tired of big oppressive government getting more so especially by the wolves in sheeps clothing, the enemy from within who call themselves dems

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      ooo what color is the sky in your world?republican red?

      none the less, the source of said mockery (tea baggers) was sourced from the tea baggers themselves.not created as a silly way of demeaning them by the left.that was just a lovely bonus

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      yeah, um above is a slew of instances in wich the tea party themselves refered to themselves as tea baggers.
      the complete lack of understanding as to what tea bagging is coloquialy is more than present.
      if you like you can sift through olbermans shows from that time, as that is where the most footage of tea partiers calling them selves tea baggers exists.

      no spin on my part.that is all you trying to revise history to not play the tea party as the socialy removed freaks they are.

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      oh i missed it when msnbc was fighting to prove they arent corrupt.i saw it with murdoch, but i missed that masnbc scandal.

      dude fox calls itself news and msnbc is the place for politics.msnbc is as credible as they come as they dont pretend to be anything more than what they are.unlike your phone hacking,parliment lying,doubkle standard loving,race bating,fox "news" who rely on one journalist.who doesnt even function as a journalist.

      the credibility isssue isnt even a question.

      so i guess those tricky liberals are going around vandalizing tea bagger signs now huh?

    • 10 months ago
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      powerful socially removed freaks to you. if a band of misfits can bring about change in america in only one election cycle its scary to imagine what else we have up our sleeves in 2012. see you at the polls!

    • 10 months ago
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    • freecrack:

      apples and oranges my friend. the tea party can hardly be compared to nazi germany and that type of comparison is no different than folks comparing bush or obama to hitler. rediculous and irrelevant. we dont want change we can believe in only to retain the quality of life most of us grew up with. dont cry for me argentina, you have your own life to worry about

    • 10 months ago
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    • congoboy:

      you are right.nazi germany is a cheap way of describing a much greater problem, wich is blind faith based in emotions.the cult mentality that offers a means by wich people can sacrafice pieces of reality in an effort to validate that wich is a paramount wrong.

      the ONLY thread amongst the tea party is anger.moved enough to act, but do not require a defenition of victory.
      the germans turning on the jews based on the faith that it would be better for them all collectively if they did so.despite not having a clue as to how that would actualy be the case.
      the hutu aiming all thier anger and frustration at the tsutsie.not knowing how killing them would make thier own lives any better.just that it felt like they were doing something.
      the palestinians knowing thier duty is to commit jihad.despite not having the slightest clue how this would result in the victory they claim to want.

      that is why i feel sorry for you.both for the shear destructive embarassment the tea party has proven, and will further prove to be.but that you dont see the emotional manipulation taking place, thus are subject to it.and one day you are going to just like the germans,just like the palestinians who find out we dont have horns,and just like the hutu, that they were acting based on lies.you will have to deal with being exploited, as well as promoting and validating it to our collective detriment.

      while literaly impossible, the analogy will be just as the german citizens were forced to confront the reality of what they had done ww2,by being forced to bury the dead.to see it up close and personal.you guys will be the ones dumping dirt on what was once a great society that you allowed to be killed for your emotions.with no regard for what actualy makes sense, as long as your feelings are served.

    • 10 months ago
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    • freecrack:

      again your analogy sucks balls. we are no more, and even less so following with blind faith than those liberals and progressives who voted for obama, an unproven man of questionable integrity, connections, and intentions. his campaign and election was like some kind of jesus saves rally. a well done but none the less deceiving campaign. obama was just the final catalyst that brought together many people from varying backgrounds to finally ask "what the fuck?" i agree there is an embarrassing element within the tea party but then look at kerry, clinton or gore. not exactly exemplary examples of those who represent the democratic party. and look at newt, yuck. so to be fair all partys have there fringe and destructive elements. the tea party is more than people it is a belief in the country and the way it was originally drafted to be by the founding fathers. a country of a small and unintrusive government. we have seen both the left and the right chipping away at our freedoms for years now and some of us with balls have finally decided to say enough is enough. really if anyone should be felt sorry for its you and those who are blind to the destruction of the country. la chaim

    • 10 months ago
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      The Mission of TheTeaParty.net
      Our mission is based on the U.S. Constitution's original principles and not on any political party platform. We must return the United States to the States and the people as spelled out in the U.S. Constitution. The U.S. Constitution was written by our founders to limit the powers of the federal government, instead, giving the power to the people and the States.
      As a committed group of ordinary Americans, we will achieve this by promoting candidates who commit to the original founding principles of the U.S. Constitution of limited federal government, states' rights, balanced budgets, individual liberty, freedom and personal responsibility. http://theteaparty.net/inner.asp?z=48...Ten Core Beliefs of the Modern-Day Tea Party Movement

      “Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.”

      Abraham Lincoln

      Preamble: The Tea Party Movement is an all-inclusive American grassroots movement with the belief that everyone is created equal and deserves an equal opportunity to thrive in these United States where they may “pursue life, liberty and happiness” as stated in the Declaration of Independence and guaranteed by the Constitution of the United States.

      No one is excluded from participation in the Tea Party Movement. Everyone is welcomed to join in seeking to achieve the Tea Party Movement goals, which are as follows:

      1. Eliminate Excessive Taxes - Excessively high taxes are a burden for those exercising their personal liberty to work hard and prosper as afforded by the Constitution. A fiscally responsible government protects the freedom of its citizens to enjoy the fruits of their own labor without interference from a government that has exceeded its necessary size, scope and reach into the lives of its citizens.

      “Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.” --Calvin Coolidge

      “A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.” --Thomas Jefferson

      “Any tax is a discouragement and therefore a regulation.” --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

      Also see: What is the Tea Party; Tea Party Ideas; Tea Partiers; Voice of the Tea Party

      2. Eliminate the National Debt - By implementing fiscally conservative policies at all levels of government, progress can be made toward eliminating the U.S. National Debt. Massive increases in the National Debt have created and continue to create a huge burden for the next generation of Americans, thus imperiling the country’s short-term and long-term economic health and prosperity.

      “You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.” --Abraham Lincoln

      “If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.” --Thomas Paine, 1776

      “As on the one hand, the necessity for borrowing in particular emergencies cannot be doubted, so on the other, it is equally evident that to be able to borrow upon good terms, it is essential that the credit of a nation should be well established.” --Alexander Hamilton, 1790

      Tea Party Platform continued:

      3. Eliminate Deficit Spending - All deficit spending must be eliminated immediately. We insist that government representatives at all levels maintain a fiscally responsible budget and balance the books as would be expected of any American business.

      “Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.” --George Washington

      “A penny saved is a penny earned.” --Benjamin Franklin

      “Tomorrow, every Fault is to be amended; but that Tomorrow never comes.” --Benjamin Franklin

      Tea Party Platform - Home of the Tea Party Movement Platform continued:

      4. Protect Free Markets - America’s free enterprise system allows businesses to thrive as they compete in the open marketplace and strive toward ever better services and products. Allowing free markets to prosper unfettered by government interference is what propelled this country to greatness with an enduring belief in the industriousness and innovations of the populace.

      “That some achieve great success, is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.” --Abraham Lincoln

      “You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man’s initiative and independence.” --Abraham Lincoln

      “The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.” --Ronald Reagan

      Tea Party Platform continued:

      5. Abide by the Constitution of the United States - The U.S. Constitution is the supreme law of the land and must be adhered to without exception at all levels of government. This includes the Bill of Rights and other Amendments to the U.S. Constitution and their provisions designed to protect states’ rights and individual liberties.

      6. Promote Civic Responsibility - Citizen involvement at the grassroots level allows the voice of the American people to be heard and directs the political behaviors of our representatives at both the local and national level so they, in turn, may be most effective in working to preserve the life, liberty and pursuit of happiness of this country’s citizens.

      7. Reduce the Overall Size of Government - A bloated bureaucracy creates wasteful spending that plagues our government. Reducing the overall size, scope and reach of government at both local and national levels will help to eliminate inefficiencies that result in deficit spending which adds to our country’s debt.

      8. Believe in the People - The American people, given their guaranteed freedoms, will thrive in a democratic, capitalist environment which allows individuals to strive toward ever greater achievements, innovations and the efficient production of needed and valued goods and services.

      9. Avoid the Pitfalls of Politics - American politics is burdened by big money from lobbyists and special interests with an undue influence on the peoples’ representatives. The Tea Party movement is seen as a threat to the entrenched political parties and thus is the continual target of smear campaigns and misrepresentation of its ideals. We choose not to respond to these attacks except to strongly and explicitly disavow any and all hate speech, any and all violence as well as insinuations of violence, and any and all extreme and fringe elements that bring discredit to the Tea Party Movement. We are a peaceful movement and respect other's opinions and views even though they do not agree with our own. We stand by the Tea Party beliefs and goals and choose to focus our energies on ensuring that our government representatives do the same.

      “I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.” --Abraham Lincoln

      Tea Party Platform continued:
      10. Maintain Local Independence - The strength and resilience of a grassroots movement is the ability of citizens at the local level to determine their own platforms, agendas and priorities free of an overriding central leadership. Exercising the clearly stated message of the Tea Party movement by its nature involves discourse about which policies and candidates best hold to our stated principles, and these various opinions should flourish and evolve at the local level.

    • 10 months ago
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      close. I was severly neglected and raised myself. started working at age 13 and never took a government handout. always took the initiative to be the responsible one when it came to sex and have enjoyed my share of sluts, but on my dime not the tax payers. as for my mother, who cares what she thinks? i certainly dont.

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      not abused, negected. big difference. although i suppose neglect could be considered a form of abuse. so by your comment i assume you were raised in a loving family, so whats your excuse?

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      i would have never taken you as homophobic. but considering your narrow and close mindedness i guess i shouldnt be surprised. sorry to disappoint your hidden fantasy's but the closest a man has been to my dick was when i was fitted for a tux. nice try though, im sure you can do better than that

    • 10 months ago
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