Comedy | August 06, 2011 | 3 comments

Man Arrested After Hanging Giant Stained American Flag

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J.B. Dikruck isn't happy that he spent 48 hours behind bars in a tiny Sheriff's station in Kentucky. He says he didn't break the law, but sheriff Apenow disagrees and says Dikruck was repeatedly warned about his behavior but ignored it.

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3 comments // Man Arrested After Hanging Giant Stained American Flag

  • Incredulous
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    • from the sheriff:

      "You could see the gawdamn stain for miles," Apenow says, "and frankly, we were embarrassed. What if the Chinese saw that dirty flag. Or the Russians, or the Japanese. Or these Somalian terror cells within our borders? What kind of impression would they get about Americans if they saw an American flag with a three foot stain in the center of it?"

      Embarrassed? Oh, the agony of the irony.

    • 10 months ago
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