Bill Maher August 5th 2011 New Rules
source: http://fuckconservatives.wordpress.com/2011/08/06/bill-maher-new-rules-8511/
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KSirys
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Top 5!!! this was great!
Thank you Joy!!!
- 10 months ago
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KSirys
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sugarlilly
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i hate to be argumentative but ALANIS should be on the $50!!! LOVE THIS! DONNER PARTY 2012!
- 10 months ago
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sugarlilly
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inkdoggy724
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Maher makes me want to vomit the second he opens his retarded d$%$sucker and begins spewing his ridiculous propaganda.
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inkdoggy724:
You wanted to watch it , why ? You wish to feel like a victim ? How sad . This is a free speech country , or is supposed to be . You even commented ! Now i can comment back ! Ha HA HA !
- 10 months ago
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artemis6
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OlBlue
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Our Party's Platform (rough draft):
"The original Donner Party who, in 1847, confronted with extreme temperatures, deep snow, and lack of food, chose to dine on their companions. We, the New Donner Party who, in 2011, confronted with extreme rhetoric, deep crap, and lack of reason, will make every effort to avoid eating the teabaggers. But we can't promise anything."
Too much?
- 10 months ago
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OlBlue
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OlBlue:
Not enough. My Donner Party candidate skipped lunch and just took a bite out of Mitch McConnell because he pissed off Lewis Black by not laughing at his act.
- 10 months ago
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ingsoc1984
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This is from a friend of mine named Mary Ann. Read and enjoy.
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Mary Ann
Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR
drivers to identify their corporate sponsors
http://parodee.net
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I probably shouldn't, but I'm passing this along......It's kind of political, so if you don't want to read it, delete it. I know some of you have a different opinion, but this pretty much hits the nail on the head as far as I'm concerned......It’s long, but right on...
Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised. All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.
Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended an state funded university.
Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.
He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.
Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.” - 10 months ago
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ingsoc1984:
This is not political. It is simply the truth. Corporations have managed to politicize the telling of the truth via conservative media. George Orwell must be doing gymnastics in his grave.
- 10 months ago
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Redpalaceskyeaglebullbluesox
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I've just re-registered for the Donnor Party. First order of business is to recall the entire Congress.
- 10 months ago
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Leen61
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I saw this Friday night. LMAO! This was one of Bill's best New Rules yet! I'm for the Donner Party! The show was great all the way around. I loved the video he did for Rick Perry's "The Reponse". What a hoot!
- 10 months ago
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cherry5000
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I am for the Donner Party, it is time for the progressives to go crazy. the teabaggers will be in real shock.
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cherry5000
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hoosierdaddy
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Maher is god.
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hoosierdaddy
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hoosierdaddy:
Well,.........good.........( but good GOD man . . . ! )
+^d - 10 months ago
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remanns
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remanns:
Well, maybe he and his writers are deities. :)
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hoosierdaddy:
And the movie Hoosiers with Gene Hackman was really good.
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ingsoc1984
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hurleyburly
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This was a hoot! I'm all for the Donner Party. I've always thought we needed to match crazy for crazy. The Garafalo was a give me.
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hurleyburly
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hurleyburly:
OMG and you have the perfect avatar! :D
- 10 months ago
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jim_b
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Bill for Senator!
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jim_b
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BKsaysAction
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That was one of my favorite episodes in a while. Not only did it have three of my favorite tv people, Dr Tyson, Maher, and Bourdain it was all and all a great debate from every guest. Even the teabagger guy had some points.
- 10 months ago
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nashkildare
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I think the government should tax the rich 100%..... and that's the flat tax. No deductions. (me saying that will raise their taxes by about 1%) And I will throw any congressman out under the bus who doesn't agree with me.
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nashkildare
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nashkildare:
Looks like we have a candidate. Will you then eat that congressman after he is hit by the bus? Because if you will, that will get you bonus points. :D
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nashkildare
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EdJoyProductions:
I don't want to get their germs.
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nashkildare:
The Donner Party really needs candidates that are willing to eat the competition. I think we can make an exception if you at least hire a hungry staffer that is willing to chow down to make you look good.
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nashkildare
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EdJoyProductions:
I do have a hungry panther.
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nashkildare:
It works for the Donner Party.
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Buckeye_Bill
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I know we're supposed to get our current event news the traditional way, papers, t.v. news, magazine articles, even weblogs and online news sites...but when I go through those entities I seem to feel depressed and forlorn. But after watching Bill Maher, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow and Cenk Uygur, I feel invigorated and informed in a way that leaves me in a mood of humor that helps me not take things so seriously. My depression brought on by the news of the day floats away!
I guess humor is the best medicine for the soul! Sugar on the pill.
- 10 months ago
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Buckeye_Bill:
I know what you mean.
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Buckeye_Bill:
I get very depressed too, especially at people who want to turn our entire country into a plantation with all of us as their slaves. There is only one group the Repulbican Tea Bagger Terrorists support: the Unborn. Once you are born, they can give a shit about you. Good luck in Ohio getting rid of Kascih, and hopefully what happens in Wisconsin this week is the beginning of the end of the tea baggers for now.
- 10 months ago
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figgdimension
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great episode i have it on my blog too great minds ...
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figgdimension
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figgdimension:
Excellent choice. :)
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remanns
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Really good stuff.
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remanns:
Thanks. So glad that you enjoyed.
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Milieu
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Good stuff, indeed. Thanks, EdJoyProductions
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Milieu
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Milieu:
Your welcome. This was too good not to share.
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Vic_Romano
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Just got done watching the whole episode. Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson said something so profound--that the money spent on the bank bailouts were greater than we have spent on NASA in its entire history.
Really sad.
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Vic_Romano:
Isn't that sad?
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kennymotown
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Very funny, and right on!
- 10 months ago
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cherry5000
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thanks for posting this edjoy, I couldn't stop laughing when bill did his new rules.
- 10 months ago
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cherry5000
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cherry5000:
You're very welcome.
- 10 months ago
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Worker13
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Is it acceptable to mention that I don't find Bill Maher all that funny???
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Worker13
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Worker13:
Whatever.
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meesh76
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Worker13:
worker13---HUH????--Bill Maher is AWESOME!!!and funny!!!!!
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ingsoc1984
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Worker13:
Hey, you have a right to your opinion. If I didn't find Maher intelligently entertaining, I would not watch him. He is spot on in his commentary especially about the traitors and terrorists the tea baggers.
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ingsoc1984
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zoomy1
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Where do I go to sign up!!!!
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budsnews
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thanks for posting,love bill....
- 10 months ago
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budsnews:
Your welcome. :)
- 10 months ago
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Dusty_King
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Bark at a pine cone for 9 straight days…LOL… THAT was awesome.
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TwoCentsTony: This comment was removed as a violation of community guidelines.
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TwoCentsTony:
You may need meds, my friend. This was great. :)
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TwoCentsTony:
LOL, that did not take long.
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Worker13
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EdJoyProductions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzbexxlDSj8
Moistboyz - F**k YOu
I am now fulfilled.
You ugly EdJoy. I try to be nice, but...
- 10 months ago
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Worker13
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Worker13:
Oh, goody. A new fan.
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Worker13
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Worker13:
Why cant I post my avatar???
Do I need meds???
- 10 months ago
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Worker13
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Worker13:
I didn't flag you the first time, TwoCentTony. Somebody else did. Personal attacks don't bother me. You are just words on a screen. You are however, not trying to be nice.
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Worker13:
You Just May.... I am still at odds, of who you are and your intentions here... I didn't really care for your video or your down handed reply...
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EdJoyProductions:
Here we go again...
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Vic_Romano:
LOL, I am kind of flattered that I warrant this much negative attention. ;)
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Worker13:
Can't take you very seriously if you want to engage in insults. At least Maher can joke about the tea baggers. I can't. I take right wing terrorists who want to destroy this country and the middle class with it very seriously.
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ingsoc1984:
We have to find humor where we can or we will all go crazy from the nonsense.
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ingsoc1984
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EdJoyProductions:
Sorry, I am already crazy.
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EdJoyProductions:
Wow , current is really on it these days .
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EdJoyProductions:
I Heard a rumor that a new fleet of trolls with an agenda has been unleashed on the world , they say it is large and extreme -- in an effort to discourage people and pull us all into an uncivil direction . It is said the new ones have better , well financed training , and of course , an agenda . I guess , there here .
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artemis6:
I found the speed of that poster's removal extremely impressive. Before I could even answer his nasty attack, poof he was gone. He came back with another puppet that was just as much of an ass but at least more civil. :)
- 10 months ago
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ingsoc1984
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I love Bill Maher...Don't need a Mel Gibson, but I know the point he is making. Liberals need to have big nasty mouths too.
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regroce
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Dems need their own Mel Gibson?
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Misti:
You are so welcome.
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wynnmeg61
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I loved this last night, I have been watching Bill since Politically Incorrect and I like that he doesn't give anyone a pass.
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wynnmeg61:
He is great. It is sad that most of the reason and the news is coming from Real Time and the Daily Show.
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coolplanet
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That was really good!
And the slogan of the new Donner Party should be "Eat Me!" - 10 months ago
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coolplanet:
That's good!
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Georgia_Jim
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HailII to the face ripper monkey!!!!!!
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Georgia_Jim:
I LOVE face ripper monkey as the symbol of the Donner Party!
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vixxxen618
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This made my night last night!
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vixxxen618:
I'm glad, mine too.
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AmericanStandard
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That was pretty good, and it is relevent because the demands that the GOP is making, and receiving are rediculous! Bohener started his request so far to the right it is unbelievable and Obama agreed to get the support and then the Right says "Really?!?! you will give us that?? wait we cant eliminate subsidies for corporate jets!! So pass 99% of Bohener's bill and then we will meet again, 3 of our guys and 3 of your guys and discuss getting the other one percent, Free beer and Vagina trees for those making over 250k too!
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AmericanStandard:
Just picturing those vagina trees. :D
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jacksonN
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EdJoyProductions:
film at 11.....or lets go to the video tape!!!!!
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EdJoyProductions:
Where can I buy some seeds for those tree!!! Sounds like a money maker!!!!
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jacksonN
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can I nominate BILL FOR PRESIDENT......WITH ROBIN WILLIAMS AS VICE PRESIDENT......OR vice verser......
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insaintity
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I usually like Maher. This makes him seem like the Left's Dennis Miller. Notice how, when a camera cuts to someone for a reaction, they each wear an uncomfortable grimace...?
I don't understand why people think this video shows exceptional humor, perspective or artistry.
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insaintity:
You have no sense of humor. This rant was hysterical.
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insaintity:
Dennis Miller was never funny. The only reason people may laugh at his non-sensical/obscure rants is so they appear smart enough and get it. The truth is that even if you know all the references he throws at you, it is still not funny. Can't compare to Bill. He has had a show going on for over a decade. Dennis Miller show was cancelled after the first season.
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mybologna:
There was a time when I got a kick out of Dennis Miller, but then he decided to switch his politics to the right, and that is when I stopped watching him. Didn't like him making fun of Nancy Polosi. Don't get me wrong. I do not have a pin up of Nancy over my bed. Nor do I trust her every word, considering she voted for this debt ceiling idiocy.
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insaintity:
Um, he's a comedian using satire to drive a point home. Second, the Donner Party doesn't exist, the Tea Party does.
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Incredulous
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thanks Joy, needed that. He always makes me laugh.
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Incredulous:
Most welcome, my dear. This really made my night last night. The tears were streaming when he was countering with the crazy left demands.
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ClassicalGas
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Most excellent! Thanks for the LOLs, EdJoy. +^d
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ClassicalGas:
You are so welcome. This was just so awesome, I had to spread the joy. ;)
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SerialGramma
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The whole show was a very good debate with facts presented by each of guests. Bill reads a lot and knows more what is happening in the U.S. and the world than most of Congress1
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SerialGramma:
This is very true.
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SerialGramma:
I think Bill capture's how a lot of us feel!!!! However, he knows how to make it funny!!! Thanks for sharing!! I have never laughed so hard!!!!
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treewolf39
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That was funny! The debate defiantly needs to go left of center. Perhaps we can sic the Rainbow tribe on congress to create some balance.
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KB723
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Awesome!!! Thanks EdJoy... =)
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KB723
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KB723:
You are so welcome. :)
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EdJoyProductions:
Right On... =)
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KB723
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EdJoyProductions:
Thank you for telling me about this.
- 10 months ago
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ingsoc1984
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ingsoc1984:
My pleasure. :)
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