China warns US: pay your debt or no more iPads
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Beijing -- The government of China has officially called in all of the loans it has made to the United States, and has threatened to stop production of Apple’s popular iPad tablet computer if the money is not repaid immediately.
China’s ultimatum has infuriated Steve Jobs. The Apple CEO emphasized that his company pays cash to the Chinese for their manufacturing and distribution of all Apple products. “Apple has the best cash flow of any company since the invention of money,” Jobs explained. “Connecting us with the deadbeats who run the US government is unfair and unjust.”
China’s ultimatum has infuriated Steve Jobs. The Apple CEO emphasized that his company pays cash to the Chinese for their manufacturing and distribution of all Apple products. “Apple has the best cash flow of any company since the invention of money,” Jobs explained. “Connecting us with the deadbeats who run the US government is unfair and unjust.”
