'The stock market is not getting enough sun,' says Obama
source: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i99141
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Washington DC -- Pres. Barack Obama says he has figured out what is causing the US economic slowdown, and that he knows how to cure the economy's ills. But a variety of experts disagree.
"Wall Street is not getting its minimum daily requirement of vitamin D," Obama told a packed press conference conducted earlier today outside the Oval Office. "How else would you explain the market's crazy roller coaster ride?"
"Wall Street is not getting its minimum daily requirement of vitamin D," Obama told a packed press conference conducted earlier today outside the Oval Office. "How else would you explain the market's crazy roller coaster ride?"
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Brilliant investment advice?
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