Palin Puts Bachmann In Crosshairs

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JUST IN. As GOP frontrunner Michelle Bachmann was released from the hospital Monday night after being electrocuted and pronounced brain dead last weekend, yet undecided candidate Sarah Palin was spotted in a grassy knoll by homeland security wielding a semiautomatic riffle aimed at Bachmann’s head.
Palin quickly surrendered, emerging from the grass, saying, “Relax boys, it’s just a harmless prank.”
Hearing will be held later this week at Oil City Municipal Court.
More to come
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Dejan_Croatia
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haha funny..but please leave this shit to onion news not Current.
- 9 months ago
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Dejan_Croatia
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EdJoyProductions
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Dejan_Croatia:
Current has a comedy, creative writing, politicomedy and assorted other creative outlet groups for members to vent frustration in a peaceful manner.
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coolplanet
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Dejan_Croatia:
I'm am as surprised as you are that this story made it to the top of several news groups (please notice it was posted to Comedy).
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coolplanet
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CalgarC
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hahaha dumb and dumber... one carries an m16 the other doesn't even carry a brain
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CalgarC
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totally_dilapidated
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poop is in the chute
hearing to come... - 9 months ago
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totally_dilapidated
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bike10
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At the GOP/Tea Party Convention in 2012 Sarah will hold the delgates hostage and demand she be made the nominnee of the party.
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bike10
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nardo1224
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Good one! You almost had me there for a minute and I was about to dance a jig! lol
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faye59
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I don't see anyone with sense nominating Palin to be their running mate. What am I saying . None of them are in their right mind.
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faye59
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moodyblue
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Palin is irrelevant and she knows it. Over the next few months expect her to ratchet up her particular brand of crazy. She is so desperate to stay in the spotlight, so desperate to be "that crazy woman of the GOP", that she will NOT stand idly by while that other crazy woman steals her thunder!
Should be interesting.
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moodyblue
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arbil333
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Where is captain kurk and mr spok? When are they going to beem these klingonpublicans back to the enterprize? Beem them up scotty !
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arbil333:
They unfortunately are the type Klingons that can only be removed with massive amounts of toilet paper, er, make that ballot box paper.
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telcod
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Point of interest regarding above photo, you never put your finger on the trigger unless, 1) you are looking through the sights (unless you are going to spray the room) and 2) you are ready to destroy that which is front of you muzzle.
Next issue, fund raising for the girls (these ain't no ladies) I would pay good money to watch them mud wrestle. Pay Per View?
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telcod
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telcod:
I do not want to support either of them in any way, but I would be tempted to fork up some green to see them mud wrestle.
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Johnny_Los_Angeles
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Thats mean, dont get my hopes up!
"pronounced brain dead" how can you tell??
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JustZ
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Palin is proof... that while evolution works, it's taking forever!
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DEM46
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JustZ:
Love it!
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DEM46
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realserious
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I so wish Sarah Palin would crawl back under that rock where John McCain found her and take Bachmann with her.
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realserious:
me too.... ! voted up
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realserious:
same here, but people are giving them money to run... those are the folks we need to worry about!
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JustZ
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dumber than a bag of hammers...
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DEM46
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JustZ:
No, just submissive. Everything you want in a president.
Really?
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DEM46
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JustZ
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George Bush in a dress. If America ever elects this women to any office again... I predict civil war.
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SIBob
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Both Palin and Bachmann fit the bill for the Republicans. They are virtually interchangeable. Like “Dubya” Bush, there is very little intelligence which is coupled with a large amount of chutzbah. That is who the corporate benefactors like, someone who has no shame and who willingly says the most audacious things, to piss off the liberals and the working class, (their two biggest enemies). As long as they are making it clear that the status quo will be maintained, the corporate cash keeps flowing.
http://sibob.org/wordpress/ - 10 months ago
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Leen61
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This is funny....but Palin isn't going to run...she's a gold digger and a media whore. It will either be Bachmann or Perry. That's scary enough. Notice how the Reps never mention Ron Paul? That's because he's their worst night mare.
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lazloman
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Rachel Maddow still thinks Palin is going to run. I disagree. I think she'll keep milking the faithful, until they run dry.
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lazloman:
The faithful are running dry already, and Bachmann has displaced Palin; Good Mrs. Palin will have to toss her hat in soon to keep the gravy-train running. Doesn't it make you truly ill that both these ladies have made huge amounts of money off the public, talking about how to do in the public?
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Anonmaly
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The only reason anyone here cares is because either of them would be a "cake-walk" to beat in comparison to Ron Paul as a candidate... That and the right really wants the "status quo" to remain as well.......
Sad, you guys know they aren't even going to win the nomination.
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Anonmaly
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Anonmaly:
You really think Ron Paul can win the nomination? Can you offer any details?
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coolplanet
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Anonmaly:
Bachmann just won the straw poll in Iowa last weekend (even while brain dead in the hospital)!!!
Ron Paul came in second. - 9 months ago
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coolplanet
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coolplanet:
I thought Palin killed her and absorbed her nut strength. :D
Out of all of the Rethugs, Ron Paul is the least frightening but they are ignoring him because he is not a corporate shill. Shame really. He has quite a few good ideas that should at least be brought up and debated.
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bike10
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Can't wait to see the spread of Tea Bag women in Playboy.
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bike10:
Eeyetch! I can wait.
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EmperorThan
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Oh I think I saw this movie already! "The Sixth Day" where a man tries to regain his life by killing off his clones.
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EmperorThan:
BwaHaHaHaHa! RONTFLMAO!
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CalgarC
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EmperorThan:
hahaha
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CalgarC
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nashkildare
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"Looks like Mama Bear and the Harlot escaped from Arkham, Batman."
"Well, looks like will have to insult Mama Bears cubs again. Good lord! The Harlot has made a weapon that turns people from being happy and gay to being fearful and in default of their finances!"
"Holy double digit credit score, batman!" - 10 months ago
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This just in:
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann have been spotted atop the Silvercup Studios roof. Ms. Palin was heard to be shouting. "I have changed my mind and decided to run and I can't have anyone out there that will be out-crazying me. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!"
With that there was a beheading and a large thunderbolt, leaving only Sarah Palin standing, having absorbed all of the crazy power from Ms. Bachmann.
Film at eleven.
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coolplanet
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EdJoyProductions:
O GOD THAT IS GOOD!!!
This has got to be your creation, Dr. Edjoystein.
I adore it.
Please keep feeding me as a fellow member of the Donner Party..... - 10 months ago
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coolplanet
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EdJoyProductions
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coolplanet:
Thank you, I could not have done it without your tireless inspiration. You are my muse. :D
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VanessafromDC
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EdJoyProductions:
I Love your work ED......
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KSirys
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EdJoyProductions:
Ed did the work? very nice Ed!!!
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KSirys
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EdJoyProductions
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KSirys:
Joy did the work. My beloved Ed wants nothing to do with this "silliness". :)
I was inspired.
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VanessafromDC:
Thank you. It was a labor of love.
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EdJoyProductions
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Incredulous:
I am really proud of that one.
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KSirys
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EdJoyProductions:
no worries, great work Joy!!!
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warman1138
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She could be an Oswald clone with a sex change.
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KB723
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warman1138:
Eeeesh, Please No warman1138... =(
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KB723
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KB723
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Honestly!!! I would let Sarah Palin Toss my Salad!!! =)
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KB723
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coolplanet
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KB723:
Well I just tossed my salad visualizing it!
;D~~~~~ - 10 months ago
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coolplanet
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KB723
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coolplanet:
Iss That Rightt??? How does one do that, LOL!!! =)
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KB723
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mickyjon420
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coolplanet:
If Marcus tried to visualize it he just might toss his lunch.
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KB723:
Damnn KB......HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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KB723
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VanessafromDC:
Oh VanessafromDC, I was just kidding... I don't even eat Salad LOL!!!! =)
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KB723
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VanessafromDC
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KB723:
Too FUNNY!!!
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VanessafromDC