Bachmann will bring back $2 gas

Is this bitch a candidate for President ?. Only retards believe this bitch!. Does she know about world economy?. of course not. What a joke candidate!. All the republican candidates suck. But this bitch should be put in jail for stupidity.

Yes, and pigs will fly and unicorns will be seen in every state of the union!

We should charge her $2 for every cubic foot of bullsh!t that comes out of her mouth.

I don't know that she could ever do that. But she may very well bring back blood letting as an acceptable medical treatment.

Well, she is being funded by corporate oil ie. the Koch brothers. She also didn't say how long it would stay at $2.00, 6 months, a few days, maybe for an hour.

Michelle Bachmann will promise to bring back the horse & buggy, if she thought that it would help her to win the election..

The problem with Michelle Bachmann's statement is that she actually believes she can get it done. Look for her to tell us that she will get the terrorists to agree that they won't kill Americans anymore.

So, this whack-job, star-cluster is going to charge us 2$ for farting? Or did I miss the point ?

It will flow abundantly from her asshole. What's the difference between Michele B. and the Hindenburg? One is a big flaming bag of hot gas. The other is a dirigible. (Once applied to Newt G).

The citizens of Minnesota should start a recall for michelle bachmann. She and the other Clowns on the right with their TP are idiots!! Hey michelle if you are so concerned about gas prices then sell your stock!!

I can bring back gas for less than a dollar. Eat 1 can of Beenie Weenies on an M/T stomach. 30 minutes later you should be able to fill anything up with gas.

What is she going to do? Is she going to tap her forehead and release the gas that is obviously filling the space where a brain should be?

Lol, is Jesus involved in this miracle?

I don't think this was a good statement on her part. On the other hand at least she didn't visit 57 states like Obummer did during his campaign.

What's her basis for this claim?

Her gas may be two bucks, but her hot air is free!

Who is this floosie working for, really? Who & what contributors are REALLY bankrolling her? What's her agenda hmm? Has she been seen cavorting with and throwing parties for any suspicious-looking aliens?

Surrounding herself with a fake family is very hmm SCARY. Who on this planet volunteers to be surrounded by TEENAGERS? If the Bachmann woman isn't human then she's ineligible to hold Public Office... and apparently she isn't human because she hasn't the brains to know gasoline can't be lowered to any $2.00 a gallon.

THROW THE ALIEN MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN. REAL MEN HOLD THE HIGHEST OFFICE NOT ALIEN WOMEN FROM PLANET X.

Here is a list of my political demands

- when i pull into a gas station i want a gaggle of sharp looking young men to jog out to check my fluids and polish my car while i fill the tank
-- i want movie theaters to start selling beer again
--- a shave & haircut should only cost 2 bits

I can imagine a Bachmann presidency and gas at $2 per gallon... also unemployment will be 15% and home values tank one more time.

Seeing as how we already subsidize the heck out of gas, what is she proposing? More Corporate welfare. LOL, it's funny because, people actually believe in this woman.

Is she the reincarnation of Herbert Hoover?

That does it, she has my vote. I will ignore everything I dislike about her so long as she promises me cheap gas.

I will ignore the fact that she is a vile, despicable, miserable excuse for a human being and vote for her because she has promised me something she cannot possibly deliver and really does not want to deliver.

This woman is full of gas.

Bachmann can't do nothing about the price of gas. She has no contol over OPEC.

Reporters need to have plenty of "gotcha" questions for her and Rick Perry. If not, we'll never expose these freaks for what they really are.

So you're going on record as saying that the oil companies your Republicans friends own can arbitrarily set gas prices as high as they want? We've been waiting for them to admit it for years. Finally we can start with the indictments.

It is my hope that her existence will contribute to an amendment to the constitution that all presidential candidates must be found to be sane before they can run for president.

They used to have a name for people like her: SNAKE OIL SALESMAN

She is restructuring our units of fluid measurements. From now on 64 oz is now a gallon, 32 oz is now 1/2 gallon, 16 oz is now a quart and 8 oz is now a pint. She never could get the idea of cups as a unit of measurement. We will now use the Queen Bachmann gallon instead of the current statute of 5th of Queen Anne (231 cu in).

Simple solutions for simple people.

Maybe she can bring back Vess Cola and those fat hot dogs with the sawdust in them and two chickens in every car and pot in every garage...or something like that. I remember when gas was 23¢ a gallon, I mean if you're going to promise the moon, why not? Or maybe we should forgo that and just bring back Harry Truman. He seemed pretty good at the time.

And just what do you think the oil companies will have to say to that! What a nut job!

FINALLY. Maybe after the $2 gas, she'll put chocolate milk in every drinking fountain!

Bachmann in 2012

this needs to have more details under the story rather than just the link.

Yes, as President she could issue an order setting gas prices at $2 per gallon. Even with Congress out of session, the order would stand for less than a week. Congress would surely strike down anysuch measure, yet even if they did not, the Supreme Court would.

All federal taxes on fuel would have to be suspended, in which case, all regulatory agency functions regarding the manufactoring, transportation and sale and distribution of fuel would have to be suspended as well. True, the gas and oil industry would love to see this day, they would not stand still on a standing regulation that fuel prices remain at $2 or lower per gallon.

Not only would you have every environmental group up in arms, the entire gas and oil industry would be in court declaring any type of price capping to be illegal and unconstitutional. In one venue or another, the $2 dollar per gallon would be upended.

In all likelihood it would be the gas and oil industry that would gain the ears of legislature or the court first. We would still have the sam high gas prices without any regulatory restriction on the industries supply the fuel.

I swear if this woman becomes president I will kill myself. There will be no more hope for this land at that point.

uh huh...right after she figures out GAS that powers cars...isn't the same vapor that escapes her ass (aka- mouth) every time she opens her toxic pie hole!

What a moron.

Im pretty sure she cant even spell gasoline so I wont get my hopes up that she can do what she says.

Two bucks for a fart? Well a fart is worth more than the foul wind that emanates from the orifice she calls a mouth, but still not worth two bucks.

Not only is she a crack-lawyer (she'd probably like "Country" shoved in there somewhere which would make her more Teaparty friendly) but she has a economics degree too?

Fucktard.

When they crash our economy the price of fuel will be like Europe around $9.00/gal.

If she can bring Elvis back for a birthday in August, she probably can walk on water too.

Of course, she plans on bringing back Jesus to accomplish that.
Hold your breath, now . . .

She's a manufactured candidate with absolutely nothing to offer the American people. She's openly admitted she's a puppet under her husbands control.

its a BIRD its a PLANE its BATSHIT BACHMANN

Perhaps if we drilled our own oil?

For $2.00 I could buy a couple cans of beans. That will create enough gas.
This is probably what this ding bat is thinking. The best part is that she says what she thinks. Who needs to watch a comedy show, she is one all by her onesies.

I don't understand how this one market is allowed to inflate gas prices at a whim, but when the price of oil drops, we don't see a giant spiralling down of gas prices. No other business is allowed to gouge its customers the way that these people do, with outrageous profits on their books they spike the price any time they think they're going to have to put some money out for their business. Last week the cost of oil went down, but prices are still high. Of course, there was a leak in the Middle East so we have to eat the cost of clean up there. Its disgusting.