Why is God telling so many Republicans to run for president? | Scholars and Rogues

Damn! I haven't thought of Sam Kinison for a long, long time. What a cool freak! RIP.

SAM KINISON!!!!!!!! Oh wait. Um. So does that mean that all who say that "God told them" (and for the purpose of this post only, that did actually happen) are not going to win and in actually will be taught the lesson which is "Ya'll are not worthy" (a lesson that I live by).

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Good lord that last sentence was long.

By the way, I learn that lesson from a beer bottle with the words "You're not worthy" They have to go through a presidental campaign to learn that lesson.

You can not speak about your relationship you have with the unknowable. It is yours and only yours. Pandering to the fearful will provide you with control over them.

Maybe he is not and they are claiming so because they are in cahoots with Lucifer.

Because they apparently hear voices in their heads.....

GOP God's Only Party.

Because bugs bunny was busy.

It has been argued that one of the reasons for the existence of religion is that it's an effective means for society's powerful to control everyone else
It's amazing how conservative Christians claim to be the persecuted ones in modern society even as they are fighting to control others' lives. They are the only group I know of who can define "persecution" as "not being allowed to dominate everything and everyone" with a straight face

You gotta wonder sometimes. I really have to believe that God(dess) has a great sense of humor.

Think God doesn`t have a sense of humor? Just look at a Platypus! Funniest thing he ever created was G.Duh-Bya Bush,Sam Kinnison,and scented toilet paper(why?). Now we got Perry,Bachmann,Limbaugh,Beck,and the ultimate practical joke of all time,RUPERT MURDOCH!!

Fucking most excellent sharp sharp man. VERY " +^d " !

That is surely a rational explanation of the issue, GOD is playing a practical joke on the fools. You all do realize that those GOP wingnuts will never understand GODs humor; intelligence is required to understand humor.

My 2 cents, if you hear God telling you anything your either stoned out of your mind and think it's God speaking to you or your dead. You live with the non breathing in the world.
Then again this could be a case of being dead from the ass up and numb from the neck up. A double whammy in these idiots case.

God has a sense of humor :-)