Palin, Bachmann and Perry make history on "Jeopardy!"
source: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i99374
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Culver City, California - The three leading contenders for the Republican presidential nomination faced off in a special “primary knowledge” edition of the popular quiz show Jeopardy! recently to “show America what we know.”
Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry agreed to participate, they stated in a joint statement, because “the media is making us look like a bunch of dummies. Alex Trebek is going to make us look like a bunch of smarties.”
Their appearance proved to be an historic one, for an unexpected reason: the three presidential contestants failed to deliver a single correct response over the course of the entire half-hour program. It is the first “no-hitter” in the four decade history of Jeopardy!
A transcript of a brief portion of the program follows ...
Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry agreed to participate, they stated in a joint statement, because “the media is making us look like a bunch of dummies. Alex Trebek is going to make us look like a bunch of smarties.”
Their appearance proved to be an historic one, for an unexpected reason: the three presidential contestants failed to deliver a single correct response over the course of the entire half-hour program. It is the first “no-hitter” in the four decade history of Jeopardy!
A transcript of a brief portion of the program follows ...
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bailey78
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Ok that needs to be a SNL skit
- 9 months ago
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bailey78
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ThirdSection
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"If any of these three get elected, the entire world is going to be in Jeopardy!"
Perfect.
- 9 months ago
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ThirdSection
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wynnmeg61
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LOL, read the transcript, very funny stuff
- 9 months ago
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wynnmeg61
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mbalton
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Stupidity for 200, Alex.
- 9 months ago
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mbalton
