Rewritten Headlines: Maria Sharapova to US Stocks
source: http://www.superfrat.com/2011/09/03/rewritten-headlines-maria-sharapova-to-us-stocks/
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- TonyDiGerolamo
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News is hard, as any beauty contestant will tell you. Fortunately, our crack Super Frat news team is even lazier than you. Here now are the headlines, rewritten for your enjoyment.
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remanns
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HAH ! +^d
Real: US Stocks Fall Sharply After Dismal Jobs Report
Rewritten: Rich People Panic That Poor May No Longer Have Money to Exploit
- 9 months ago
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remanns
