The Burger King enters the Republican presidential race
source: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100043
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Miami, Florida – Overthrown last month in a corporate food fight, the Burger King has vowed to regain his kingdom — the home of the Whopper — by becoming President of the United States.
“I have been deposed by a pack of jackals and knaves,” the king said. “They have pulled my commercials. They have removed my likeness from all promotional material. They have spilled the royal sauce.
“But they will not have it their way for long. I will become the ruler America requires – fast, fresh and fatty.”
“I have been deposed by a pack of jackals and knaves,” the king said. “They have pulled my commercials. They have removed my likeness from all promotional material. They have spilled the royal sauce.
“But they will not have it their way for long. I will become the ruler America requires – fast, fresh and fatty.”
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Vic_Romano
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That has the makings of an interesting cabinet.
- 9 months ago
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Vic_Romano
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mbalton
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Vic_Romano:
I nominate Col. Sanders for Secretary of Defense.
- 9 months ago
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mbalton
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mbalton
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Ruling from the field…
- 9 months ago
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mbalton
