Attack Watch…Attacks!: 9/15-PCW Politics Is War on P-SPAN « Political Championship Wrestling

PCW Politics is War on P-SPAN (2 hrs)
Emlenton Civic Center
Emlenton, PA
Thursday September 15th, 2011
Host: Johnny Suave

BACKSTAGE
Todd Palin flings Joe McGinniss, author of the upcoming biopic ‘The Rogue’- about his wife Sarah Palin, into the wall.

MATCH #1
The Mercenaries: Dawn McGill and Svetlana Kovalevski (I) vs. Women For Women: Code Pink and Emily List (D) vs. The Pinups: Sabrina James and Alicia Rowe (I)

PCW CEO Barack Obama’s office
One half of the Political Pitbulls, James Carville (D-LA), is halfway out the door.

Suave reviews two matches that took place Tuesday night at a PCW house show…
Bob Turner (R-NY) vs. David Weprin (D-NY)
Kate Marshall (D-NV) vs. Mark Amodei (R-NV)

BACKSTAGE
Paige McGillicutty, subbing for PCW Investigative Reporter Woodward Bernstein after he was assaulted by The Longshoremen (D) Monday night on PCW Extreme Political TV, talks with Henry Waxman (D-CA).

Howard Schultz (the CEO of Starbucks) in the ring. Schultz pledges no donations until PCW has a bipartisan financial-security plan and a commitment to accelerating job growth. He wants to know if anyone else will sign that pledge too?

MATCH #2
Texas Jack (R) w/Rick Perry (R-TX) vs. Jamie Walker (R) w/Jon Huntsman (R-UT)

BACKSTAGE
Paige McGillicutty is with some guy dressed in red and black. ‘AW’ is stenciled across the front of his shirt. Paige asks him who he is.

The man answers that he is…Attack Watch

Suave starts to introduce hour number two when he’s violently yanked out of his chair by Attack Watch

BACKSTAGE
Attack Watch has Glenn Beck (R) up in the air with a double handed choke. He slams him through a food table causing an explosion of flying food.

Paige McGillicutty comes out and takes over the announcing duties. She notes that the next match was taped Monday night after PCW Extreme Political TV went off the air.

MATCH #3
REPUBLICAN RUMBLE from Tampa, Florida
’Pizza Delivery Guy’ Josh Jackson- representing Herman Cain
’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott- representing Mitt Romney
Jack Schmidt- representing Ron Paul
Texas Jack- representing Rick Perry
Dann Armey- representing Rick Santorum
Average Joe- representing Michele Bachmann
Brad Company- representing Newt Gingrich
Jamie Walker- representing Jon Huntsman

BACKSTAGE
Attack Watch has ‘The Alaskan Pitbull’ Sarah Palin (R-AK) up in a double handed choke slam position and puts her through another food table.

McGillicutty can’t believe what she’s seeing. Then ‘Can You Hear the People Sing?’ from the musical ‘Les Miserables’ plays and Charlie Blackwell (I) limps to the ring. Blackwell’s bandaged up from the attack on him by The Longshoremen (D-WA) Monday night.