'Classified' chapter of Dick Cheney book reveals prankster secrets
source: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i100182
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Washington DC - The Bush Administration will go down in history as the “Prankster Presidency,” according to revelations made in a classified chapter of former Vice President Dick Cheney’s recently published memoirs.
The top-secret material, which shows George W. Bush and Cheney collaborating on a series of elaborate pranks, was made public today by NetSlips, the American version of WikiLeaks.
“The CIA had ordered Dick Cheney to burn this chapter of his memoirs,” said NetSlips founder and president Brice Villavich. “Instead, he locked it in a safe deposit box and had his dog cremated so he would have ashes to hand over to the CIA. We learned how to get into the safe deposit box from an old Robert Redford movie.”
According to NetSlips, the chapter documents that Bush and Cheney personally created the torture interrogation technique called waterboarding...
The top-secret material, which shows George W. Bush and Cheney collaborating on a series of elaborate pranks, was made public today by NetSlips, the American version of WikiLeaks.
“The CIA had ordered Dick Cheney to burn this chapter of his memoirs,” said NetSlips founder and president Brice Villavich. “Instead, he locked it in a safe deposit box and had his dog cremated so he would have ashes to hand over to the CIA. We learned how to get into the safe deposit box from an old Robert Redford movie.”
According to NetSlips, the chapter documents that Bush and Cheney personally created the torture interrogation technique called waterboarding...
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