Chris Christie Enters the Race for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street
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Gov. Chris Christie, who turned down the chance to run for president of the United States earlier this week, has announced his candidacy for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street.
“Being president is not for me. You have to be certifiable to want that job,” Christie declared. “One look at the list of current candidates will confirm that.
“As to the governorship, I am thankful to get out of New Jersey, which as anyone who has HBO knows, is really run by the Mafia. … more…
“Being president is not for me. You have to be certifiable to want that job,” Christie declared. “One look at the list of current candidates will confirm that.
“As to the governorship, I am thankful to get out of New Jersey, which as anyone who has HBO knows, is really run by the Mafia. … more…
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