Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel
source: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i100726
Brussels - A committee of Europe’s leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar.
“Currently, we are printing euros just as fast as we can,” an EU spokesman said. “That lowers the value of the euro and reduces prices on our exports, so we can be more competitive on the world market.”
The trouble is, the millions upon billions of extra euros linger in the system to pose a future liability.
“But if the euro is made into a delicious candy bar, it will be consumed shortly after it is exchanged for services or goods,” the EU spokesman said. “It wouldn’t stick around, gumming up the system.”… More…
“Currently, we are printing euros just as fast as we can,” an EU spokesman said. “That lowers the value of the euro and reduces prices on our exports, so we can be more competitive on the world market.”
The trouble is, the millions upon billions of extra euros linger in the system to pose a future liability.
“But if the euro is made into a delicious candy bar, it will be consumed shortly after it is exchanged for services or goods,” the EU spokesman said. “It wouldn’t stick around, gumming up the system.”… More…
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