Seattle Pastor Mark Driscoll says masturbating in a mirror can make you gay

Pastor Mark has all the ear marks of being a Ted Haggard
if you hear of Mark and Ted and Marcus (Bachmann)
getting together at a rally... well... you know the rest of the story

Looks like the guy's more interested in his hairline.

It amazes me the many excuses people come up with to explain their same gender loving tendencies. Instead of just accepting it as natural, they have to create some extravagant explanation as to why the get aroused looking at someone of the same sex. Just admit it! YOU'RE GAY, OK, AND YOU'LL STAY THAT WAY.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA what a fricking idiot.

One last tasteless comment then I'll leave this one alone (maybe). I think my mirror is broken, if I could get my mirror to reflect that guy instead of the old fart I currently see, I'd be whacking off in front of a mirror ALL the time. (However he better loose the blue towel and the razor if he shows up in there!)

What does it mean if I do it in front of the picture window?

Experience speaks....

http://vimeo.com/30562042 This link is to Mark Driscoll giving a WEBCAM from his attic. I swear to myself that I DO NOT make this stuff up! Use your imagination when watching it. But don't watch too much. It truly is nauseating to watch indoctrination abuses by so called godly people. Rather, think about what he is doing with his hands...

It's time for him to look in the mirror and admit that he himself is a homosexual and accept that it's OK. Only closeted homosexuals whose perception of themselves and of reality itself is twisted by the darker side of religion make such claims as he.

does praying to the mirror make you a raving christian idiot? I feel sorry for the model in the picture, woah! I think looking in the mirror is making me older. Am I crazy?

Looks like we have consitutional ban on practice of masturbation.

My good friend Christean asked me, "Why would his wife want to be standing there watching him in the first place?" Good question.

His name would not happen to be Pastor Fuzz wood it?

Also is this man jacking off and checking for male pattern baldness?

And I say to the Pastor, "what if the mirror is frosted? This morning wood isn't going to get rid of itself?"

After all the depressing #OWS reading this post really made me laugh. oh, I see, just Google him, he has DEFINITELY spent ALOT of time in front of the mirror.

Says a pastor who probably has hairy palms and has to wear glasses...

Everyone should send him mirrors.

He's just trying to make more gay boys to prey on...

Maybe he knows from experience.

I'm glad to see the pastor is hard at work solving the worlds problems.

Isn't there a poor person he could be busy feeding right now?

I took a poll this afternoon and no one I know currently masturbates in front of a mirror. Except now Mark Driscoll.

I left a comment on his Facebook, Mars Hill Seattle Church, and they DELETED it. I left another one. I guess they can dish it out, but, they can't take a little bit of response back.

Sounds like he's spent wayyyyyy too much time thinking about this....

Is that hair I see on the palms of his hands?

so if a woman masturbate will that make her gay?? this pastor is an idiot.

hmmmm i wonder if a threesome i had in front of a mirror is what made me pansexual then

"Seattle Pastor Mark Driscoll says masturbating in a mirror can make you gay"

Sounds like he has some "first hand" experience.

I've never done it in front of a mirror, that must be why I'm not gay. I'm no expert (yet) but I think the guy in the photo is doing it wrong. I believe he's working on the wrong spot but thanks for the warning!

Soooo.....this guy actually DOES this ??

Wow. Is this f**ked up. The idiocy that pervades this country is becoming so unreal....I have no words so I'll go with my tried and true---I live in a freak show!

Can you believe this? I think we have another closeted gay minister. Quiz: How many readers actually masturbate in front of a mirror?