Comedy | October 19, 2011 | 30 comments

Monumental Imbecile

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MVvcEFS3dQ

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He was a monumental imbecile when dealing with the problems of the people of his district and the nation at large,
When it came to representing all the rights of his constituents, his methods were a blend of Mr. Bill and Defarge,
He was a liar and a cheater when it came to public dealings, all the money in his pockets came from corporate bribes,
He sold out his own dear mother, father, sister, daughter, brother, every ethnic group including all the Indian tribes,

Every two years at election time he'd sober up and take a plane back home where he'd recall the innocent days of youth,
Using tired cliches and homilies he'd bring the voters to their knees reciting lots of lies and calling bullshit the truth,
Reelected once again he'd hurry back in time to vote another increase in his salary in order to pay,
For improvements in his domicile, he piled it up and all the while a thinking person couldn't help but kneel and pray,
When considering the highways he had authorized through neighborhoods, the dams he built and all the fish he killed on the way,

When he reitred they put a statue up to honor his achievements, and they sang his praise although they weren't quite sure what he'd done,
And the pension he'd been drawing since he quit the halls of Congress was adjusted to increase when they elected his son,
He was a monumental imbecile when dealing with the problems of the people of his district and the nation at large.
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