Call to Caption: Romney, Perry face off

Dude, I own a jet—I know how they work.

The greatest romantic pairing since team Jacob/Edward...

Twins, separated at birth.

Governor, I served with George Bush, I knew George Bush, George Bush was a friend of mine. Governor you're pretty close to George Bush.

I have already told you, Romney- I don't like you THAT way, either!

Back away Mitt.
The Teas will string me up if I catch Mormonitis.

Parody, again, fails to live up to reality.

I am gonna need a vice president Rick. Just calm down.

"Mitt, Imma let you finish, but Herman Cain had one of the best tax plans of all time!"

Rom "Shut up! Shut up! You little insignificant man!" "Parr "Get your fucking hand off me or I will punch you in your smug face!"

Ricky, darlin... you're so beautiful when you lie.

Ricky, You don't know Kung Fu. You are just embarrassing yourself. Knock it off before you get hurt.

I still say they gown 'em stupid in TX. Stupid people shouldn't breed.

No you shut up - no you shut up- no you shut up - i said, NO YOU SHUT UP

Yeah right, let me tell ya how I think you got that little blister, bub.

"Rick, honestly, it all happened before you married her."

I'd really like to get to know you in a biblical way. No thanks friend, I have another book of my own that I'd like to share with YOU.

Mitt Romney, shown seconds before having his heart violently removed from his chest by then-fellow GOP candidate Rick Perry, was the last of the candidates to die by Perry's hand in a televised debate. Perry is expected to win the primaries because he's now the sole remaining GOP candidate after killing off all other candidates except Michele Bachmann, whom Perry is considering as a running mate for her strong stance on Perry's right to kill based on New Testament principles.

Mitt attempts to stop Rick Perry from demonstrating the new, secret GOP salute to Wall Street. "Rick," says Mitt, "We only do that salute on Fox."

"Romney, I'm going to let you finish.... but i just took a shit on your bed. No no no, don't need to thank me"

“Bitch, DON’T touch me!”
“Talk to the HAND, BITCH”
Cat Fight!!!

"okay, but no tongue!"

Mitt: Who is your stylist?

"I know you don't have anything written on your hand. You can't read or write."

Put your left hand there, put your right hand there, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around that's what it's all about.

I'm sorry, Mitt - I don't kiss on the first date.

Rick, you never close your eyes anymore when I kiss you lips. And there's no tenderness - like before - in your fingertips.......

Romney: "You know you sound like part of the White Aryan movement when you call Herman Cain 'Brother.'"

Perry: "Heil Texas"

"Impressive. Most impressive. The GOP has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."

What happens when I touch you here?

Roomey: relax!
Perry: easy!

"I know people rode dinosaurs, just like I wear magic underwear."

Hey Rick - do you know the meaning of the words "act of war"?

Mit,"you need to understand, that the rich NEED us" .... Other,"No, you have it wrong again...it's the super rich that NEED us" ...

Look Rick, you've had a turn with the hair product now I get to use it!!

Romney: " Really Rick, come back to my room and try on the magic underwear"
Perry: "Whoa Mittens, I think you got the wrong Rick, Santorum's likley your man"

Romney: Would you like to dance Ricky?
Perry: Now hold on a second there, I don't know you boys do it up north...
Romney: Come on Ricky, your looking like you need a little Romney-care.

This is not the candidacy you are looking for. You can go about your business.

blind leading the blind

"So buff!" "Honey- I don't swing that way."

NO MEANS NO!

I may be a mormon, but I'm not a moron!

"If I don't kill you, they'll kill us both!"

(With thanks to Mr. Spock...)

Stop these useless clowns race to the power.

This president thing isn't working out for you, why don't I give you a job on my yard crew?

I employed an illegal immigrant, because he told me that he went to school in Texas and you paid for it.

I don't know how to tell you this.......You're not a Texan. Just an idiot.

What did you say about my Momma.

tut tut Mr. Wanna Be
I'm going to be president

Up yours Mitt Witt !
No, waite a minute ... hey Chris, I said it first; UP YOURS DICK, and if you are runnunig for President, you got to waite your turn. So, there you go, Up yours and I said it first!

The size of your hand is not all that matters, Dick.

"I wish I could quit you"

dumb and dumber!!!

"A pretty boy with no brains."

Mitt Romney: Rick? Are you experiencing that, "not so fresh", feeling?
Rick Perry: I just don't want to talk about it, okay?! ROWR!! (sound of a cat screeching)!!

Rick ole boy, I've got to be honest with you....Whoa..Mitt..Honesty ? Not here,not now, not ever!

Nice suit! Is it silk? My handlers suggested a blue tie.

For the hundredth time Mitt, NO MEANS NO!

Wow Rick, you really have been working out, I can feel your bulging muscles beneath your jacket.

Now, reach down and feel MY bulging muscle, big boy.

The rock sits at about a 48% angle, it's flat and now it says N__head Hunting Camp - but dammit Williard, if you touch me, if you BEG me ONE more time, you're uninvited; we'll have none of that gay stuff at MY camp.

"DON'T TOUCH ME BEYOTCH"

No Rick, the only time we do the Nazi salute is when we are at my place wearing nothing but our black leather garter belts and heels.

"Don't Taze me Bro!!!"

Get your mitts offa me,brother.

You take that hand off my shoulder or I'll use this hand to slap you silly!

Oh No You didn't !!

"Cooties!"

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"See this,.....this is Air-force One,.....Flying up your ass" .