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45 comments // This land is your land

  • PIANORAMA
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      PIANORAMA  
    • Well, actually, it's more and more China's land . . . or Saudi Arabia's . . . or the big corporation's (oil drilling and toxic waste dumping) . . .but this is a real eye-opener.

    • 7 months ago
  • Leen61
  • Dusty_King
  • Leen61
  • oppressed1
  • GavinTheMother
  • GENERALNATTY
  • Ares
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      Ares  
    • So... is your point that capitalism invokes selfishness on the part of the powerful, or incompetence on the part of the majority?

    • 7 months ago
  • CreditFigaro
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      CreditFigaro  
    • Ares:

      What do you think?

      I'd say the system we have in place allows and rewards excessive selfishness. I would say that there is a serious problem in the job market, and a huge glut of income and wealth at the top, in tandem with the huge tax breaks they have gotten over the last few decades. American productivity ballooned over the same period (without compensation)... so I wouldn't think it is the incompetence of the majority.

      Sounds a lot like greed.

    • 7 months ago
  • GavinTheMother
  • Ares
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      Ares  
    • CreditFigaro:

      I wasn't trying to suggest that it was one condition over the other, it's just a little confusing to me that, suddenly, people are flipping out about distribution of wealth and introducing statistics that have been around for years.

    • 7 months ago
  • remanns
  • Lisayou
  • Lisayou
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Lisayou:

      Every government on Earth is a pyramid, Lisa. That's why the Bible solution is the only solution. Our solutions always put the Majority underneath a Minority's PYRAMID.

      Doesn't matter if you vote here or not there. Until Jesus takes over this is a Slave Planet. If Jesus decided to not take over then the future is slavery for us all, our children, forever and ever.

      The ones who have gained the high ground cannot be brought down. Find a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses if you desire to live.

    • 7 months ago
  • Lisayou
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Lisayou:

      Yours is a false argument. Whether my "mind" is open or closed has nothing to do with it. You're grasping at the straws of desperation. Let me ask you this => DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I WOULD MAKE SUCH CLAIMS HERE unless I had the cards of all cards up my sleeves, stuffed inside the folds of my shirt so many they're falling on the floor?

      You choice. I've told you how to survive. You can face the angels soon. They will pass through the camp and pass through people's body and stop their heart, they will fall, the birds will pick all the meat from their bones, and after it is over according to scripture it will be our job to pick up their bones and dispose of what the birds left.

      Be all you can be. The new man is near. The angels read your responses to me and know exactly what your GPS is at all times.

      That other fellow Harold Camping I think, who forecast May 21 then October 21, his job was to finish you off with lies. You plan on letting him do that? Remember the words of Outlaw Josey Wales to the Bounty Hunter. He said => "Dying's a poor way to make a living boy." You are the one making the mistake. Camping, for all his false flags, he did have one thing right. He had the number 5 right.

      He had one small piece of the puzzle.

      God has shown me the rest. However, if I was to throw down everything I know that proves the Bible is about to be completed would I be doing you a service? Actually no; I would not. I would be stealing away from you the wonderful time you can be spending learning our beliefs and why we are right and no other religion is.

      It would be very wrong for me to do that. You need to do what all the rest of Jehovah's Witnesses did and then when you are ALLOWED ANGEL~PROTECTED PASSAGE THRU ARMAGEDDON it will be you who found the backbone and fortitude to do it without me spelling it out. No, I cannot do that to you. I'm not that Mean, plus I don't need to prove my "rightness" to you or anyone.

      Your feet need to move. They need to find the narrow path that doesn't abide fat camels.

    • 7 months ago
  • Lisayou
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Lisayou:

      No. Your door is fine. I was struck from above and behind by a falling 1,000 pound bale of freight, fell from the top layer of my truck in 1989. Doctors decided not to give me medical cares I needed, keeping me here.

      So doctors put me here. At Lisa's door. Imagine that.

    • 7 months ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Lisayou:

      Jesus said something that no one has understood. But first a little filler for you. People in the Past are the "type" and later people who were like them but greater are the "antitype", okay? So like there was Moses who was the type and Jesus was the Greater Moses (antitype). Okay, so Jesus said one of the very last signs to watch for prior to Armageddon would be "the sign of Jonah".

      What was Jonah? Ok, he was the prophet who ran his buns off running away from knocking on people's doors. hehe Turns out I'm the Greater Jonah. Many of my faith think I'm a faster runner than Jan Michael Vincent in the movie "The World's Greatest Athlete" co-starring Ernest Borgnine & John Amos.

      After making several great engine systems, the lightning system in 1989 and then a Wind Engine and car engine and another one that would blow you away from 2005, it was around 2006 I finally gave in and started referring to myself sometimes as the "Energy Prophet". After struggling 3 years with 245/140+ blood pressure trying to blow out my retina capillaries and cancers and a bunch other junk my duties got expanded.

      And after all that Lisa, I made it all the way to being JONAH. HAHAHA

    • 7 months ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • Lisayou:

      Albert Einstein died a sad man. He knew deep inside my engine of 2005 was possible but he wasn't able to figure it out. I never knew much about him but around 2005 or so I found out the world's scientists had called his years 1903-1905 his "Golden Years" of inventing... and they were hoping to high heaven another like Einstein would come in 2003-2005.

      I blew his doors off already, several times over. But this old world can't stomach a JW saving their bacon so they decided to go down to visit Mr. Neptune, taking you and everybody else with em.

      Such is their way. Jesus will be here soon. They aren't going to like it.

    • 7 months ago
  • Gravity_Man
  • hombre76
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      hombre76  
    • wait! why the fuck do we get stuck with the south?! every one knows the west is the best, let them have the south and east coast.

    • 7 months ago
  • CreditFigaro
  • Gravity_Man
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • hombre76:

      The world is your egg to crack, inside the human sub-directory under God's Kingdom directory. A course correction and evasive maneuvers are highly recommended. Find yoself in a Kingdom Hall tomorrow. Suit or no suit, tie or no tie.

    • 7 months ago
  • remanns
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      remanns  
    • added to "London",............its the only group on c u r r e n t that might think this is funny. to be clear - I'm not a group.

    • 7 months ago
  • remanns
  • remanns
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      remanns  
    • Good enough. I still get TEXAS. Uhm,....minus the pan handle. FUCK the pan handle. And we get the really kewl HOT DRY southern part o' California.

      Actually,........this sort o' works for me.

      p.s. those oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold folks in Florida though,......hmmmmmmm. . . .

    • 7 months ago
  • letsliveinpeace
  • Progresshiv
  • Lisayou
  • remanns
  • Progresshiv
  • ABarackBooster
  • Lisayou
  • remanns
  • Gravity_Man
  • KB723
  • Lisayou
  • KB723
  • remanns
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      remanns  
    • KB723:

      Baltimore. And they get to kill and eat all the fat white people that live there.

      Damn,....I am sooooooo going to be wrist slapped by the c u r r e n t mods,......this will probably disappear,.....I just REALLY DON'T like that place !

    • 7 months ago
  • Gravity_Man
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      Gravity_Man  
    • KB723:

      The Native Americans? Their situation remains unchanged. Who would'a guessed THAT?! Go figure. If you accept living on rocks you can achieve anything ya want in this country.

    • 7 months ago
  • KB723
  • Lisayou
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