A post rapture message from Harold Camping

Lol

Last Monday??? Eeeesh!!! =)

Please see reply to Leen below... Have you got a guess???

Heh, Nor am I....

You've got that right jubal... =)

Maybe he might choose another date Leen???

He most likely will, KB.

He doesn't seem like he will live long enough to meet that date Leen...

LOL! I believe you're correct, KB.

That old Fart must be forcasting his own demise... We shall see Leen, Heck maybe we should start a Pool??? I am guessing January 16th of 2012... Any Bets out there??? =)

Or maybe he will give everybody a big Xmas present and expire on Xmas eve?

Yep! :)

Fair Enough Leen, we will be in touch... =)

The Bible has long promised a "New World". Ya cant have a NEW WORLD if ya keep THE OLD WORLD. It doesn't have anything to do with becoming a Slave it's the only way we can STOP BEING SLAVES TO THE ANTI-CHRIST. If you want Freedom under a New Government that rules from heaven ~AND ISN'T CORRUPTED BY MONEY~ then find a Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses because they're the only ones passing through the gorge.

Every other ship gets smashed against the rocks.

Nice to see you Ashley... =)

it seems even morally worse, so plz confirm, these people are bribing their way into heaven w/god!

Get ready to sink dum-dum! You guys haven`t gotten the end right in 166 yrs and numerous tries. Can`t you figure it out that you have been conned by a Magazine Publisher?

Hi there! Nice to see ya too!

Very Cool Ashley, I was away for a bit and hope you get this reply... Best Wishes... =)

The Bible has promised a lot of things and a lot of ways to repent sins that revolve around sacrificing some form of animal species but I digress. I've been recruited by the Catholics, Protestants, Lutherans, Baptists, Methodists, Jehovah's Witnesses, and every other denomination of the Christian faith. Pretty much all of them say the same thing: Worship the way I do and you're getting a gold ticket to the everlasting disco party up in Club Heaven.

And now I'm going to get personal for a moment because I'm itching to do so. My family and I are Black. That point will be relevant shortly.

My brother is a Jehovah's Witness and he never spouts off his holier than thou words while living under the roof of my Methodist grandmother.

So you're basically saying that my grandmother: Who DEVOTED her life to her only daughter(who passed), my brothers, and my self, help out all of her many great grandchildren as much as humanly possible, who is a proud member of her Methodist church, who helps the needy when humanly possible, who survived a childhood growing up in Mississippi from racists assholes during the '40s and '50s, is going straight to Hell because she's not a Jehovah's Witness?

Please. Answer me that. I WANT you to. I want you to give me a serious answer as to why you're saying that everyone else in this sad pathetic world is going to get 'smashed against the rocks' except for you and your special group? What makes you so fucking special and my grandmother a worthless heathen in your eyes?

I am not a Christian. I respect my grandmother and her beliefs in her household. She is a good woman and I won't take away one of the things that's keeping her this strong: her faith. Everyone else can bite me.

But please, as I stated before... Answer me why my strong Methodist grandmother is going to 'crash against the rocks'?

In other words when you cull yourselves from the herd you also cull yourself from the herd's great spiritual enlightenment "food". I'm sure your Grandma has done great things and she could do them inside the correct flock as well as the incorrect. She will be who she is, but she has short-sheeted herself.

No skin off our nose. People want the full plate they search it out. People who accept whatever is slopped on their plate and think it's the real plate, that's sad but it's their choice.

Personally I love having full plates~great food. Once you become accustomed to Jehovah's Blessings everything else is seen clearly as the Starvation Line.

As one for instance there's the false "Manger Scene" the Nativity. It shows the three Magi at Jesus' birth right? Well, open a Bible sometimes and read the actual account please because it states the Magi arrived when Jesus was a walking young child.

I could go on & on about all the lies your Grandma has been taught by False Religion but when I show ONE INSTANCE it proves the JW knowledge is better than what she has been receiving. Jehovah is not going to save False Religions through Armageddon, only the one true religion. Everybody else reaps the contents of Revelation Chapter 18.

Your Grandma and all who want Jehovah's Blessing are told plainly at Revelation 18 verse 4 GET OUT OF HER MY PEOPLE, which means all who want to be considered by God to be "His People" have to get out of False Religion.

Your Grandma is in an extremely poor bargaining position.

As for your brother that you cut down publicly and slander as if he is Weak I imagine the reason he stays there with his Grandma is in the hopes his baptized protection will be extended to her when Armageddon happens.

It is a slim hope for her. I admire him greatly for doing it.

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No. I didn't ask you what good would it do her to switch teams. I asked you will she get smashed against the rocks? Because she's damn sure not going to change everything she has believed in for the past 70+ years because your particular denomination wants her to. But then I reread your first response to me, so I'm just going to say "Yes. Yes she will, violently." By the way, you say "New world", I say "Club Heaven." Semantics. It pretty much means you're going to be placed somewhere super special awesome.

"You can believe whatever you want to believe in so long as you have faith in Him." That is what my grandmother told me. She doesn't care if your religion is Baha'i, Buddhism, Christianity, Confucianism, Hinduism, Islam, Jainism, Judaism, Shinto, Sikhism, Taoism, Wicca, Zoroastrianism, Druidism, etc. So long as you have faith and do good, you'll go to your respective Heaven, New World, Valhalla, Reincarnation, etc.

I'm an Agnostic. I believe there is a God/Gods/The Flying Spaghetti Monster/Whatever. I refuse to pick a team. But it's nice to know my JW's brother is going to your super special awesome New World while myself and my grandmother all... Just die apparently. I did just a bit of research on your denomination. I also find it hilarious that JW's are not allowed to associate with nonbelievers. My coworker, who's a JW, and I hang out all the time. We're great friends. I'm sure you're going to say that he's not a "true JW" or whatever though.

My JW brother lives in the same home as myself, my grandmother, and his daughter. If it wasn't for my grandmother, he and his daughter would be on the streets. He can't associate with nonbelievers but he can certainly have sex with the females who are nonbelievers and produce a lot of children.

On that note, none of his kids, 7 by the way, are JW's nor does he try to force them to follow his beliefs. So they're gonna get smashed against the rocks. Everyone in my family, except for him, aren't going to be part of this New World. But at least he'll have you and others of your faith, so I guess it evens out right?

I'm not trying to convince you to stray from your faith. You're doing a nifty job of trying to sway mine though. I never once told you that you can't believe in an All Powerful Sky Daddy. I merely stated that if said Sky Daddy wants to destroy us, create a New World, ditch the nonbelievers. Then fan-freaking-tastic. Have fun. I mean it. Have lots of fun preparing yourself for your super special awesome New World.

I'm gonna go eat some chicken noodle soup and play some MMORPGs

Your foul mouth warrants no further answers.

How is it foul? What part of it is foul? Because it's true? I'm asking you that if what you're saying is true, then the only JW in my family is going to the New World while myself, grandmother, his children, and other family members aren't going to be included? It's an honest question and it warrants an honest answer? Are you uncomfortable answering that? I'm sorry, would you like a cookie and some apple juice to help you get off your high chair?

If you can't handle some sarcasm and a bit of some dark humor then sweetie, maybe you shouldn't be on the internet. There are PLENTY of foul things on the internet. I mean, you could have said "You know, you have your thoughts, I have mine, we're just going to have to agree to disagree. Nice to know how the other side thinks though!" But you say that I have a foul mouth. That hurts. That hurts my dirty little heathen heart. I think I might cry into this delicious soup.

And on the subject of my brother. It's not slander. He is, for all intents and purposes, a slut. He had and still has sex with a lot of women and has 6 children. He adopted his first (nonbeliever) wife's son. Every one in the family knows it. All of his friends know it. All of the women he slept with knows it. Do you even know what slander is? And trust me, he never drops off his Watch Tower stuff, never talks to her about any of it, and I fail to see how his presence is going to magically protect her from your Sky Daddy.

I never once said he's weak. I'm just saying he sleeps around! He drinks, he sleeps around, he lies, he's prideful. HE'S HUMAN. He has his faults and I fully accept them. I tease him about his affairs, he teases me about my love of Japanese animation. He loves his family despite the fact that we're nonbelievers. He even says the same thing as my grandmother. "Believe what you want so long as you do good and have faith. You'll be rewarded with everlasting life."

He seems to make a lot more sense than you do honestly.

You had not told me all that. Nice trap. You aren't any closer to surviving by trapping me in fact, by showing contempt for me, one blessed of Jehovah, the distance is widening.

Out of sheer curiosity, what post are you talking about? What trap? What trap did I spring on you? Was it the brother thing? Did you not comprehend what I told you of my brother? Was that the trap? Please tell me. And contempt? Tsk. Sarcastic, yes. But contemption? Nah.

(Edit:) Oh, I see what post you're talking about but still. What trap?

If I ever gave the impression that you were inferior then I do apologize. But seriously. What are you talking about? I'm not being sarcastic. I'm just confused as to what you're talking about.

Naw. Hmm. I like that word too.

Now it's your turn again to Nah me back.

Oh Little Game PLAYER here's something for you to spit your venom at => http://forums.signonsandiego.com/showpost.php?p=4518054&postcount=2389

...Why didn't you answer my question about what trap I supposedly put you in? Why is it so hard for you to answer that question? Or the question about what part of my previous posts were foul?

I read the link you gave me. Wow. Just... Wow. It makes sense, but it doesn't. Not to me at least. I'm going to show that website to my brother and some other JWs he knows and ask thm to spell it out for me. As I stated previously, my brother makes a lot more sense than you.

The link you're giving me aren't even close to answering some of the questions I just asked. That doesn't make any sense. But! Maybe YOU are the one that's trying to trap ME! The plot thickens!

You have a point. I do at times appear to be in another universe. My last son was dyslexic and the teachers didn't know how to help him, nor did they really try. So I pulled him out of school once it became obvious they didn't care nor were they up to the effort. Besides that they put him in a class with retarded children who had severe problems when his IQ was over 180 in the 6th Grade.

If you can imagine being placed in a class that defines your genius as being mentally retarded. Anyway, once out of school I came up with a way to fix his dyslexia and I sometimes use the same method with others. I deliberately talked above his ability, thereby showing him the world was larger, and also gave him something to shoot for. He met the challenge and got over being dyslexic.

You are challenged by having a brother who is not living up to standards he is supposed to. That put you at a disadvantage. I was trying to show you some concepts he should be showing you. But, he got distracted by a zipper that refuses to stay pulled up.

Which is not his problem alone by any means.

The entire world seems afflicted with the same issue, and usually bragging about it. The world has gotten caught in a trap spoken of at 2 Corinthians 2 verse 11 => "that we may not be overreached by Satan, for we are not ignorant of his designs.".

Satan's designs? Yep. The whole world is caught up in MOVING PICTURES STUFFED WITH SATAN'S MOVING DESIGNS. Look at everything we have has a viewscreen. We're being drenched with Satan telling us how to live our lives, showing us. TRAPS HE USES ARE EVERYWHERE. HE GETS US THROUGH OUR VISUAL CORTEX A DIRECT ROUTE FOR HIS IDEAS TO SURF STRAIGHT INTO OUR BRAIN.

After that he uses Rush Limbaugh.

I think I've been trolled. Drat.

I dunno. Did you hear about Steve Jobs? His last words ~after his eyes went blank~ were Oh Wow Oh Wow Oh Wow. Do you think he was being given a vision by angels to see over into the New System, the Earth restored to a pristine condition?

Maybe he saw trolls and realized he couldn't run.

What's the name of the alleged troll? We need to watch out!!!

Why have you degraded yourself and become a Name Caller for? Not to mention you're wrong but I don't guess that phases you. A troll is someone who follows you to other threads. No one I know has done that to you.

But in the event someone does I would recommend contacting Current Staff.

LOL!!! Yes Perhaps... =)

You do have a point there, David. :-)

LOL!!! Soon to be a Dead Moron.... His life is losing daylight everyday... I am not wishing him death, I am just sure his time is near, and to be Honest, I could care less... I do not practice the Poison he Preaches...

Nah,he`s too busy giving Rick Perry fire instead of the prayed for rain!

Yours is the SANEST comment I've seen in a long time. No truer words ever spoken. Point of fact is there is no Rapture according to his false beliefs. No church ever was supposed to be lifted up in any clouds. That's too ridiculous to stand.

He belongs sitting beside Pope Benedict. Both idiots, both Bible-ignorant, both False.

I agree Vierotchka... I think the next time we hear about him will be a mention of his Funeral..

Thanks for the video EmperorThan... =)

LOL!!! That's what I was going to call him or Old Fart... =)

Nah, I'M an old fart. He's an old coot. All my screws are at least finger tight, his fell out long ago.

LOL!!! Thanks freehit... =)

Oh... Okay, but I will Not delete this post... I find it interesting how so many folks believe what this old man has to say...

Check this post out instead llip... =)
http://current.com/community/93517721_msnbc-sen-sanders-corporate-greed-is-runni...

You know why I love to see him? He proclaims the way Elmer Gantry has taken over modern day religion. It about "what's in it for me" and" how can I pick your pocket while I give you a smile". The only "rapture" this turd is looking for is a shot of iron to keep him going! So, will the sucker chip in for one more "voyage"???

No! You must never let nuts like Camping slide. Let them have the 15 min. of fame,show the world how wrong they are and the world will get rid of them just like it does all solid waste! There is no better advertisment for the non-Christian lifestyle than Harold Whats his Name!

Actually the Rapture is the invention of a 20th century charlatan and has no real basis in fact. The Jehovahs Witness have long picked the day of final retribution yet never get it right. It always amazes me that after they get it wrong the brainwashed and feckless still follow the Magazine Publishers religion out of Bethel N.Y. You think they`d learn after 2 or 3 tries that the church leadership is full of 'Wild Blueberry Muffins!

Sorry dude, but religion gives me a headache. One tale of virgins and fire and brimstone and I am sick all day! ;-) We can look at the Sumerians and the Egyptians (of old) and we see the same virgin birth and world flood tales. You can say "oh proof" or you can look and say "nope", science cain't support it and the 'holy books' just codified cultural fairy tales! I'm not one to say that nothing good has been done in the name of religion, but I am one to say that many more 'evil' things have been done under the cover of a 'god'!

Couldn`t agree more,one of my favorite weapons to draw on a Fundie is the Epic Of Gilgamesh which includes the "Garden of Eden,the Flood,etc and written 1500 years before the Old Testament. I also love to draw parallels between Jesus and the myth of Hercules, Virgin birth,father was a god,traveled the world(what little they knew of it) doing great deeds,etc. The Fundies always get a headache though,can`t understand why! Look ! Up in the sky! It`s a bird,it`s a plane,It`s the great invisible unknown,un-named Flying Immortal Spaghetti Monster!

You`re a Witness? May I ask a Question? Once JehoHo destroys all the worldly people (even your family members who may not choose as you do) and leave the world to witlesses,Will you just be going to other witlesses homes knocking on doors? Your family is dead,your kids too if they aren`t gold star members of the publishers guild,and you call that paradise? Just a world filled with mindless drones selling cheesy magazines to one another,wheres the paradise in that?

P.S. You could get a free ride to Gods own throne room by just telling the bosses that God chose you to be one of the "Annoited ones" remember no proof required,just a full and functional belief that the schizophrenic voices in your tiny little head IS GOD,and not just you talking to yourself! Thorazine Nurse,Thorazine!!!!!

hehehehehe Thanks. I needed that. Good-bye.

You is welcome! Feel free to join me anytime in the Holiness Church of the Great Outdoors where we celebrate nature,and not Magazine Publishers! Praise be to Mother Earth.

P.S. Most of my family are Witnesses,and I grew up listening to the drivel. I watched the whole bunch in the early 70`s go stand in a field in Arkansas and wait for the end just like the Millerites did in 1846. They got disappointed too. Yet the numbnutts still went back,and did it again after the so called mathematical corrections,and got disappointed again. Just like Forrest Gump said"Stupid is as Stupid does"! Even funnier still is the fact they still follow the Bethel Magazine publishers guide to eternal salvation,what a bunch of Maroons!

Practice your speeches for the angel that comes at you.

Say, just wonderin'. If the DEMONS are speaking the same message through false prophets as the Father is speaking thru us uhm, doesn't that ring inside your brain somewhere THAT BOTH ARE SAYING TH SAME THING? Are you really that thick?

Angel? Ever seen one? Oh and just so we are clear,HAPPY HALOWEEN! Happy Thanksgiving,and MERRY F`ing Christmas numbnutts. I been listening to my Witless sister rant for 2 weeks about Haloween,I gotta admit she`s dumber than a box o`rocks!

Please enlighten us o` great Witless soothsayer,just when is the end this time? Or are you dummies just gonna sit and wait quietly for it. Remember IF YA WAIT LONG ENOUGH IT`LL COME TRUE! Like in a few Billion years!

I don`t hear voices,and I know that God is mans own creation,unlike the blindly,blissfully ignorant! Demons? Get ye to a Mental Hospital,or a Nunnery! OOPS,I forgot you guys despise Catholics more than false prohets and watered gin!

You have opinions, I have facts. You say no angels while I had one reach into my chest and fix my heart. You're the joke here. Enjoy yoself thinking you're right. OOPS.

I`d love to SEE the evidence,which there never is. An angel reached in your chest and fixed your heart? By making you a Witness? That`s one repairman I`d sue for a botched job,BUB!

You are aware that there is no empirical evidence that Jesus ever lived,and that no person or persons(Anonymous) that wrote the New Testament EVER saw him or heard him speak. That carries as much weight as ancient Greek Myth,and Cave Paintings,BUT PLEEEEASE Show us your facts,we will all bring popcorn.

I did show you facts. That link I gave you. You've been so busy laughing and telling me HOW RIGHT YOU ARE I guess you didn't have time to examine it.

So, you intend to stand in the Philistine courtyard all the pillars falling while shouting I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG EH? HAHAHA You've given me much mirth today.

You aren't any better than JW's you're still a proselytyzer, an anti- but still one. I had Lyme's since 1983 darn near wiped me out permeated all through my nervous system, brain stem, brain fluids and spinal cord. According to doctors I'm not supposed to be alive. Jesus came to me last October 2010 and cleansed me like a Leper.

You've given me way too much laughter I feel like I should buy a ticket.

I look forward to you telling me some more about how fictitious Jesus is. By all means DON'T STOP. You're better than Richard Pryor ever was.

You mean that wacko Doomsday website is all the proof you got? I can pull up twice as many that are the exact opposite. If that`s all you got and that`s the full extent of strength in your belief you need a new church,BUB. Show us all some real proof beyond News of the Weird and WorldNUT Daily.PLEEEASE! Haven`t the publishers up in Bethel supplied you with any real FACTS? I`d get more out of the National Enquirer,OOOH look! Bigfoot married Cher!

Jesus came to you? In person? What he look like? I`m bettin` more like Max Klinger than Max Von Sydow. Did you actually see him or was it the standard Christian representation of a tall white guy with blond hair and blue eyes. Was it just a feeling? Like a High Fever? Proof numbnutts,proof,Did ya get his autograph?

Prove he existed,IF YA CAN! What`s that,Bethel can give proof? Is your proof by chance The Bible? Then I can assert that Atticus Finch is real ,so is Boo Radley because it says so in 'To Kill A Mockingbird"!

Oh I forgot you nummies wrote your own version of the Bible didn`t ya,the original wasn`t good enough for ya huh?

Rats. You were doing so good til you showed your weakness. A man stoops to Name-Calling he has shown the weakness in his arguments. Too bad. I had high hopes for you. Now you've shown yourself to be just another trash mouth.

But, for the record, I have the blond hair, I have the blue eyes, and I showed how to supply this planet's energy needs from the weight of ocean water. You are out of your league, whatever that is. Go join Richard Pryor and light your hair on fire also.

HAHAHAHAHA

So you run away rather than give any proof? Typical,since there is none and you know it. Names? You mean numbnutts,or nummie? Surely as a witless you`ve been called worse,why so defensive? Simplly put,you have no proof,you belong to a Magazine Publishers Cult,and you despise every religion but your own. You don`t want members to become educated or enlightened because they`d realize how full of Manure you are and quit. Writing your own Bible and changing the rules to suit ya is a dead giveaway that you are no better than snake oil salesmen. Get a life sonny and a new religion,it`ll only make ya happier!

You have blond hair,you have blue eyes and YOU showed....? Are we claiming to be Jesus now? Remember the Bible said he had skin of bronze and hair like wire,not a Nordic ideal so I`m guessing you are a nut or a Nazi!

Just a slimy namecaller on your belly. How sad.