Comedy | November 05, 2011 | 1 comment

Obama Turns Back The Debt Clock to Save the World

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Washington DC - With the stroke of a pen, President Barack Obama has rescued the world from a catastrophic economic meltdown.

The president signed into law today The Quantitative Time Act, effectively freeing every man, woman and child on the planet from any debt that they might have signed-up for over the past three decades.

Better known as the Cover Your Assets Directive, the new law resets the fiscal calendar to 30 years ago so that all banking and investment transactions are back dated to 1981. That means any car loan, mortgage, home equity line or other debt less than 30 years old has already been paid in full in the real-time world of 2011.

“This is like daylight savings time on steroids,” Obama explained. “The Quantitative Time Act means there are no more toxic loans out there, Greece can go back to being Greece, Trump and go back to being a douche, and the banking and investment gangs can move on to new scams and frauds.”
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