Comedy | December 05, 2011 | 74 comments

Joel Osteen preaching the Gospel in Seattle. Preacher gets $336 per seat in the Key Arena. No free section for poor people. You have to be affluent (maybe even white) to hear Joel's Gospel.

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MauriceLacunza
I called the toll free number. They said that I could get tickets for $16.00 each. I said, OH. I thought it was preaching. So this is a concert then? No. It is preaching. But why do you charge money for the gospel? OH. It must be a football game then. NO. It is Joel Osteen preaching. Well, what about poor people I asked?http://www.changingtheplanet.com/2011/12/joel-osteen-preaching-gospel-in-seattle...

I know that Joel thinks gays are "not God's best plan" http://www.changingtheplanet.com/2011/01/joel-osteen-slams-gays-elton-john.html
-which puts my friends on notice, but, setting that aside, how does a Christian preacher charge money for the gospel of Jesus? For $336, you can get an aisle seat near Joel. For $40, I guess you stand in the back. But there ARE NO freebies at this Christian crusade.
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74 comments // Joel Osteen preaching the Gospel in Seattle. Preacher gets $336 per seat in the Key Arena. No free section for poor people. You have to be affluent (maybe even white) to hear Joel's Gospel.

  • JangoFetish
  • lazloman
    • +1
      lazloman  
    • I don't like these people, charlatans all of them (but not from the UK :). Who gets the reference?).
      But what's worse, are the gullible who give their life savings to these people for salvation they can get from just reading the bible and adhering to the 10 commandments.

      Anybody remember Marjoe Gortner?
      http://bit.ly/w0Bf0M

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • littlwarrior
    • +2
      littlwarrior  
    • Anyone surprised? I thought we were clear, this guy preaches for the money? If he didn't preach for the money, he wouldn't be wearing a suit that costs more than my car now would he?

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • freehit
    • +4
      freehit  
    • Some comedian years ago had his version of this kind of religious money grubbing with the line; I throw all the money I collect into the air, what God wants stays up in the air, and what falls down onto the ground he wants me to keep!

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • bike10
  • zampano
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +2
      MauriceLacunza  
    • zampano:

      I will say this... from time to time I would stumble on Joel's sermons and would find them inspiring for as long as I could take it. But since I found out that he is anti gay and he charges money for his sermons, I can not accept that he is "america's preacher". I will tell you right now, he is NOT my preacher. Thanks for the info Zampano!

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +3
      MauriceLacunza  
    • zampano:

      Ughh. I went to that website of the seven mountains and it made me ill. I think that Christians need to to stop trying to change the government to "christian values". what the heck are those anyway? I felt icky and left the site quickly.

    • 6 months ago
  • zampano
  • MauriceLacunza
  • EmperorThan
    • +3
      EmperorThan  
    • My Mom: "That guy just seems like a car-sales man to me."

      My Dad: "I like him!"

      lol my parents talking about Joel Osteen. I agree with my mom.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • tverdell
    • 0
      tverdell  
    • Maybe I am missing something, but doesn't he have to pay for the arena and promotion of the event, and I am sure he wants to make a profit too.

      When you tithe at church it helps to pay the bills of the church and the preachers salary.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +2
      MauriceLacunza  
    • tverdell:

      This event is for the saved...not the unsaved. Thus, you are right... they should pay for it. But I would hate to be the money-changer who turned away the poor and penniless. Home churches will usually fund such outreaches. That is why a true evangelist will remove all hindrances to getting the unsaved population to the big event. Selling the gospel seems like a bad idea to me.

    • 6 months ago
  • maasanova
    • -2
      maasanova  
    • Also, the author of this silly post forgot to mention that Joel Olsteen appeared and spoke at the 2008 inaguration of Houston's openly gay mayor Annise Parker, so he is obviously pro-gay despite the fact that he personally believes that marrige should be between a man and a woman.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • maasanova
    • -2
      maasanova  
    • MauriceLacunza:

      Well I'm not going to sit here and debate if homosexuality is a learned behavior propagated by a relentless media campaign or it is indeed genetic as you claim.

      The way I see it is that the truth about homosexuality is probably somewhere in the middle of those points and I am entiled to my opinon, just as both you and Olsteen are.

      All I saying is to just attack Joel Olsteen on valid points such as being a blatant hypocrite.

      You risk losing credibility to serious readers when you try and make him out to be a racist homophobe with no evidence, which I've shown that he appears to be neither.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +1
      MauriceLacunza  
    • maasanova:

      In your other posts, you seem to be in agreement that Osteen is another mega fraudulent money grubbing preacher. You say that your uncle is in that camp. So why are you nit-picking at little details in this story? We seem to be in agreement generally. Yet, you have these criticisms that I am failing to understand. Do we agree or not?

    • 6 months ago
  • maasanova
    • -2
      maasanova  
    • MauriceLacunza:

      It's because I am a stickler for details and I cannot help it. Sorry...

      The facts just don't support Olsteen being a homophobe when he is going around praising Houston's gay mayor. It's just slightly dishonest to portray him this way, or porhaps you didn't know that he was a supporter of Annise Parker.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +2
      MauriceLacunza  
    • maasanova:

      That would be an example of hypocrisy. If you say that gays are not God's best plan, then, you show up at a media covered celebrity blitz, praising the token gay mayor, then that makes him a hypocritical media whore.

      I polled my gay friends and ALL of them feel that they are exactly in God's Plan as God's best; not as God's "lessor" work.

      So, Osteen can speak out of both sides of his mouth, but, to the gay person, he is not gay friendly. FYI, do you or have you ever attended Joel's church?

    • 6 months ago
  • maasanova
    • 0
      maasanova  
    • MauriceLacunza:

      http://blog.chron.com/believeitornot/2011/01/houston-glbt-community-elton-john-d...

      No I don't go to Lakewood, I'm simply stating the facts. He's not a homophobe; he welcomes the gay community to his church ($$$) and he even admited to such in an interview.

      Your post protrays him to be another Fred Phelps or something which is pretty funny if you know anything about Joel Olsteen. He's a fraud sure, but he's nowhere near being Fred Phelps, or even a Pat Robertson. Olsteen is as liberal as they come, which is why I find it ironic that the anti-racist, reationary left attacks him so viciously. You'd think that they would accept Olsteen as an ally, but it's apparent that these reactionaries simply despise Christians more than they welcome tolerance from Christians.

      You and your gay friends will be happy to know that if you seriously wanted to go to Lakewood and see Olsteen in person, you would be more than welcome and you won't even have to pay.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +1
      MauriceLacunza  
    • maasanova:

      Well, thanks for sharing your ideas here. Give my best to Joel and Victoria. They may not be homopobes to you, but telling that to those who are "not God's best plan" is not a good idea. Shout out to the brothers at Lakewood. Do you have access to free tickets that you could send? That would be awesome.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +1
      MauriceLacunza  
    • maasanova:

      One last thought for you Maasanova. You are DEFENDING the right of preachers to SELL the free gospel of Jesus Christ. So, please take that tidbit back with you when you give your report to the Osteen's on your internet findings.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +2
      MauriceLacunza  
    • maasanova:

      One last thought for you Maasanova. You are DEFENDING the right of preachers to SELL the free gospel of Jesus Christ. So, please take that tidbit back with you when you give your report to the Osteen's on your internet findings.

    • 6 months ago
  • zampano
  • MauriceLacunza
  • nardo1224
    • 0
      nardo1224  
    • maasanova:

      Please make a distinction between homophobe(fear of Homosexuals) and Anti-Gay (against Homosexuals). Because Most preachers don't like to come off as hateful they will present themselves with the statement "love the sinner, hate the sin" which on the surface says we love you but we hate what you do as if it is a choice. Because it isn't a choice what they are really saying is in order for us to love you, you either have to have sex the way we want you to or else not have sex at all. Please apply that standard to your sex life looking at it in reverse and determine just how easy that would be.

    • 6 months ago
  • maasanova
    • 0
      maasanova  
    • nardo1224:

      Maybe I just don't get it. I don't understand why homosexuals would need to feel loved from Christians, and especially be loved by Christian pastors.

      Homosexuals in general, especially homosexuals in the media are certainly showing no love towards Christians. In fact, many homosexuals are downright hostile towards Christians, even when Christians like Joel Olsteen offerrs an olive branch more or less and appears to show some support for the lesbian mayor of Houston.

    • 6 months ago
  • nardo1224
    • 0
      nardo1224  
    • maasanova:

      most of us don't need to be loved by Christians. I don't get why of all the things that the Christian God dictates as sin, Homosexuality is on the forefront. Where are the statements about Fornicators, or alduterers, thieves, Liars etc. I'll tell you why, because most if not all Chirstians including Preachers have, and still do commit those so called sins, however, if a big spectacle was made about these and others most churches would lose the majority of their membership and the money that comes along with it. Homosexuals do not need heterosexuals acceptance but we will not tolerate the demeaning attitude that Christians have regarding us. As for Offering an Olive Branch, when Joel Olsteen gets up on tv in front of his million member church and admonishes his fellow preachers regarding their views about homosexuality, then I will accept an Olive branch offered, until then he has taken no risk or stand regarding the issue in our favor.

    • 6 months ago
  • maasanova
    • -3
      maasanova  
    • I think that author of this silly story forgot to mention that Joel Olsteen doesn't charge anything to for poor people to get into Lakewood Church, the mega church that Olsteen owns and that Lakewood is probably one of the most, if not the most multi-cultural church in Houston.

      I'm as big of a critic of these megaphonies as anyone because I have an uncle who is a professional Christian motivational speaker. He has a full multimedia empire and travels the world speaking the word of God and he also profits handsomely and lives in a 12 bedroom home in Pensecola, FL. I think that he is wrong for doing this, but I do agree that he should be able to chargeat least a nominal fee for his speaking engagements, especially when he is traveling.

      And actually, this technically is a concert, or a show if you will, since Olsteen appears with a full band ensemble, and Olsteen himself will probably only speak about one hour max, with the rest of the event being primarily music (ie praise and worship). I don't know too many professional musicians who are willing to travel around playing for free, do you?

      Joel Olsteen should certainly be shunned for profiting handsomely from preaching the word of God, but he is certainly allowed to charge $336 dollars if people are stupid enough to pay to see a charlatan in person.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +2
      MauriceLacunza  
    • maasanova:

      Yes, he is allowed to charge whatever he wants. I am simply reminded of the story in which Jesus sent his disciples out in pairs. He told them not to worry about money or food. To freely preach the gospel.

    • 6 months ago
  • dinm76
    • +2
      dinm76  
    • That Joel sure has got himself a pretty mouth.Boy howdy! I wonder how much I would have to donate to get him to let me try it out?
      Now thats just rude. God will get me for that one.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • Wyley_Wombat
    • +4
      Wyley_Wombat  
    • "You have to be affluent (maybe even white) to hear Joel's Gospel."
      The terms stupid and bigoted were left out of this headline but that describes a large percentage of those who are beguiled by the Jay-sus con artists. If the real Jesus ever showed up at one of these abominations, he would reduce it to ruins. From what I have read he was not about making money, but the church that uses his name is. It is a large highly profitable business and should like all businesses, be taxed. Here in the United States of Hypocrisy, these charlatans get a free pass; a virtual license to steal.

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • zampano
  • TanzaniteDiamonds
  • alexandrek
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +1
      MauriceLacunza  
    • alexandrek:

      True true true. Churches are so far gone from the spirit of the gospel. It is no wonder Jesus is referred to as the magical man, the invisible man in the sky, the man who gives you cars and money.

    • 6 months ago
  • Milieu
    • +3
      Milieu  
    • Funny how Xians like this have forgotten just exactly who it was that Jesus threw out of the temple:

      In John 2:14-15, he writes: "And He found in the temple those who sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers doing business. When He had made a whip of cords, He drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen, and poured out the changers’ money and overturned the tables."

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
  • mitekillem
  • artemis6
  • zampano
  • MauriceLacunza
  • MauriceLacunza
  • freehit
    • +1
      freehit  
    • MauriceLacunza:

      They simply don't see themselves as money changers. It must be the beam in their eye that he spoke of. The scripture I remember is that "freely you have received and freely you shall give", in reference to spreading Christ's teachings. However, like Massanova points out, when you have a traveling show with bands and stadiums and all that goes with it to move the enterage around, it costs LOTS of money. So is he to just go door to door bugging people like Mormons and Johovahs Witnesses? No, because Jesus specificaly told his disciples that was forbidden to them also. Perhaps the correct path is simply to walk the walk and actualy practice the golden rule like he instructed his followers to do and if anyone is curious as to WHY you act that way, then tell them. Naaaah, how can you rake money in hand over fist doing THAT? Silly me. Quick someone with tech savy que up Niel Diamonds song about "brothers' traveling salvation show"

    • 6 months ago
  • MauriceLacunza
    • +1
      MauriceLacunza  
    • freehit:

      That attitude is basically my view on religion and God as well. Be ready to give a reason for the hope that is in you. I am not against big tent revivals. I am wary of preachers that charge money to hear the "word" of God. Thanks Freehit. You hit it on the head. And your advice was free. Hmmm. I will call you FreeHit from now on! lol

    • 6 months ago
  • Milieu
  • Lisayou
  • Milieu
  • Lisayou
  • Anonmaly
    • +3
      Anonmaly  
    • Alright a self loathing homosexual (one shouldn't hate oneself, I mean, so you like prostate milking preformed by gay boys, that's no excuse....), who has more than completely perverted the message of Jesus....

      The man isn't a Christian, in fact I've yet to see a televangelist that is....

    • 6 months ago
  • Johnny_Los_Angeles
  • Avior
  • Leen61
    • +4
      Leen61  
    • No surprise to me. He's one of those phonies with the mega church and the "greed is good" message. Saw him on "60 Minutes" once and I damn near puked!

    • 6 months ago
  • Vierotchka
  • jubal
  • Vierotchka
  • Vierotchka
  • Leen61
  • Incredulous
  • MauriceLacunza
  • Wyley_Wombat
  • MauriceLacunza
  • littlwarrior
    • 0
      littlwarrior  
    • Vierotchka:

      I know its wrong to judge people based on their looks but my god honey, a to the men. Man is just plain fugly. Really, that's just what happens when you hate on the gays. there is no one there to demand that you get some invisilines, and do something with that god awful hair.

    • 6 months ago
  • Wyley_Wombat
    • 0
      Wyley_Wombat  
    • MauriceLacunza:

      That's the British side of my upbringing expressing itself. My grandfather used to weave subtle satire into casual conversation and if you did not pay attention, you did not notice. It is a skill I sought to emulate, although I could not pull it off as well as he could. I do remember one thing he used to say that is etched on my brain. "The world is a mind numbingly stupid place."

    • 6 months ago
  • Vierotchka
    • +4
      Vierotchka  
    • I've seen him interviewed on the TV - he is so wishy-washy, has no charisma, is pretty ignorant, I don't understand his success... unless it is his sexy and good-looking wife they come for.

    • 6 months ago
  • RevKen
  • MauriceLacunza
  • GavinTheMother
    • +4
      GavinTheMother  
    • Maybe it's the new gospel where giving of yourself to others as a service to humanity for the sake of good for all is just for pussies who don't deserve wealth and prosperity. I think Jesus said something like that in the gospel of.....well, I can't find that part but I'm sure it's in there somewhere. Jesus did say to give unto others so give me all your money for Christ's sake!

    • 6 months ago
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