Kim Jong-illustrations of Perfection
source: http://itslonelyuphere.blogspot.com/2011/12/kim-jong-illustrations-of-perfection.html
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Depending on who you ask, the late North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il was born on February 16, 1942. Personally, I prefer to ask the North Korean government, because their version of the story is way more awesome.
According to his official biography, as well as North Korean documents, Kim Jong-il's birth occurred in a secret log cabin at his father's military base, conveniently located atop North Korea's sacred Mount Paektu. His birth, naturally, was foretold by a swallow, which I assume implies that Kim is an extremely strong swimmer. After all, making it from the tonsils to the fallopian tubes is no small feat.
Kim's birth, according to the North Korean documents, caused winter to change to spring and a double rainbow to form over Mount Paektu. I am also partial to the view that Kim Tokyo-drifted out of the womb before exercising his groundhog-like influence over Korean climate patterns, and made everyone in the country, as well as one American man on YouTube weep openly, but I'm promising to try really hard to stick to North Korean facts here....
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http://itslonelyuphere.blogspot.com/2011/12/kim-jong-illustrations-of-perfection...
According to his official biography, as well as North Korean documents, Kim Jong-il's birth occurred in a secret log cabin at his father's military base, conveniently located atop North Korea's sacred Mount Paektu. His birth, naturally, was foretold by a swallow, which I assume implies that Kim is an extremely strong swimmer. After all, making it from the tonsils to the fallopian tubes is no small feat.
Kim's birth, according to the North Korean documents, caused winter to change to spring and a double rainbow to form over Mount Paektu. I am also partial to the view that Kim Tokyo-drifted out of the womb before exercising his groundhog-like influence over Korean climate patterns, and made everyone in the country, as well as one American man on YouTube weep openly, but I'm promising to try really hard to stick to North Korean facts here....
Read more:
http://itslonelyuphere.blogspot.com/2011/12/kim-jong-illustrations-of-perfection...
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MSII
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You just have to love the whole crazy cult thing he built around himself! So with his death, what's that about, bodily ascended to nirvana or something? The level of mad ego, and pure lunatic insanity! It's sad and sick that the rest of the world has allowed such madness to endure, and now on to his monstrous offspring all these years later...
- 5 months ago
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MSII
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remanns
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p.s. Hug an AVATAR of the gods today,.....for they must walk a hard and lonely path to lead their people into a glorious future. Amen.
- 5 months ago
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remanns
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remanns
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Wow ! I don't even NEED to explain why I am adding this to "current cult" !
HUZZAH ! - 5 months ago
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remanns
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remanns
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most AWESOME.
- 5 months ago
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remanns
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ThirdSection
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Great swallow pun!!!!!
- 5 months ago
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ThirdSection
