Russell Brand endorses Rick Santorum in Iowa
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ALTOONA, IA - On the day of the Iowa Caucuses, entertainer Russell Brand made an unscheduled appearance at a Rick Santorum event, surprising everyone in attendance with an unannounced endorsement of the culturally conservative candidate.
"Hello, Iowans! It's me! Film and television's Russell Brand!" proclaimed Brand, after barging his way up to where Senator Santorum was speaking at the Altoona Public Library, 35 minutes after the event began. "When you go and vote, make sure it's for my mate Ricky Santorum here. He's the only person running who appreciates depravity. I mean, have you googled Ricky Santorum's name? Do it! Seriously, do it right now! This man is a fucking nympho!"
As Santorum pleaded with Brand for some kind of sanity, event security advanced upon the comedian and asked him to leave. "No, I can't go back home," pleaded Brand, who recently filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry. "I came here to find me a farmer's daughter. What about you?" asked Brand of an elderly woman. "How about a quick roll in the hay?"
Brand was eventually tackled by event security. As he was being escorted out of the building, Brand offered up a parting proclamation:
"All hail President Santorum! All hail the king of debauchery!"
For more breaking Iowa Caucus coverage, visit www.SuperTuesdayNews.com.
"Hello, Iowans! It's me! Film and television's Russell Brand!" proclaimed Brand, after barging his way up to where Senator Santorum was speaking at the Altoona Public Library, 35 minutes after the event began. "When you go and vote, make sure it's for my mate Ricky Santorum here. He's the only person running who appreciates depravity. I mean, have you googled Ricky Santorum's name? Do it! Seriously, do it right now! This man is a fucking nympho!"
As Santorum pleaded with Brand for some kind of sanity, event security advanced upon the comedian and asked him to leave. "No, I can't go back home," pleaded Brand, who recently filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry. "I came here to find me a farmer's daughter. What about you?" asked Brand of an elderly woman. "How about a quick roll in the hay?"
Brand was eventually tackled by event security. As he was being escorted out of the building, Brand offered up a parting proclamation:
"All hail President Santorum! All hail the king of debauchery!"
For more breaking Iowa Caucus coverage, visit www.SuperTuesdayNews.com.
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