Comedy | January 09, 2012 | 61 comments

Microsoft Patents ‘Avoid Ghetto’ Feature For GPS Devices

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Microsoft has been granted a patent for its “avoid ghetto” feature for GPS devices.

A GPS device is used to find shortcuts and avoid traffic, but Microsoft’s patent states that a route can be plotted for pedestrians to avoid an “unsafe neighborhood or being in an open area that is subject to harsh temperatures.”

Created for mobile phones, the technology uses the latest crime statistics and weather data and includes them when calculating a route.

The patent, written in a combination of tech-speak and legalese, was awarded to Microsoft earlier this week. It also described other uses for the new GPS technology.

One section of the patent mentioned that advertisers can use the technology to navigate a user through a newly set up ad campaign.

Microsoft declined to comment to CBS Seattle.



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  • Ghost_in_the_Machine
  • Anonmaly
    • +1
      Anonmaly  
    • Well I'm probably asking for it.... But I don't usually haunt my own submissions with comments....

      Racial tensions haven't deescalated... And when things like the economy continues to fail, unemployment rate is high, etc... It's historically known as a time when crime "naturally" spikes. Violence within a community, domestic violence, all that is predictably on the increase as well as racial tensions...

      You take away all the placation, and actually the ability for people to survive within this system, and we find out, we are indeed survivalist animals... Although it hasn't totally gotten that bad, there are indications violence and such are on the rise as a result of things...

      I know if I head into the "wrong neighborhood" at the wrong time I'm asking for it.... There is no sense in doing some kind of politically correct dance around it, or demanding equality of me in one of those areas...

      I still remember being a child around the time of the LA riots.... I had actual black friends I hung out with after school... Just a kid being looked at and said about/to by adults "WTF is that White Boy doing around here?".... Thankfully I wasn't that white and a few of my friends spoke up for me..... It wasn't a mature rational, sane adult making the statement... It was a barely into adulthood angry black dude....

      Would I want to stumble into that neighborhood not knowing a few people.... Hell NO!!!!

    • 5 months ago
  • olumide2000
  • budsnews
  • CalgarC
  • rerushg
  • CalgarC
  • rerushg
  • CalgarC
  • Anonmaly
    • 0
      Anonmaly  
    • Dear c u r r e n t.....

      I did NOT under any certain circumstances vote this thing up the several times my activity stream suggests...

      I may have, and do upon occasion vote something up more than once simply because it registers sometimes that I haven't voted something up when I already have, and I can't keep up with everything. Still every since it was brought to my attention that SEVERAL people have (at least as indicated by their activity stream) voted things up several times, I've made it a point not to.

      .... Idk why my stream is saying I did, I know for a fact I didn't. Haven't voted on something more than twice, maybe a few times (and that was accidentally) every since Scott_Pert made it all the way to the top of the community page with a submission complaining about it.

    • 5 months ago
  • 20thsieclefox
  • CalgarC
  • 20thsieclefox
  • CalgarC
  • 20thsieclefox
  • TheForeteller
    • +5
      TheForeteller  
    • This is racist, since it will detour you away from neighborhoods with a majority of Blacks and/or Hispanics rich in cultural heritage. Embrace diversity and rebel against bigotry~

    • 5 months ago
  • JangoFetish
  • ThirdSection
  • Anonmaly
    • +2
      Anonmaly  
    • ThirdSection:

      Good point..... Or the "Klan Kuntry" map.... Been wanting that every since since I showed up in the wrong town hearing "What are you doing hanging out with a N!GG3R WHITE BOY?"....

    • 5 months ago
  • bailey78
  • infiniteblackbox
  • bailey78
  • CalgarC
  • MSII
    • +4
      MSII  
    • Gotta keep the monied class from having to see anything "unsightly". Like the "lower classes" in their unseemly dwellings and "lifestyle".

    • 5 months ago
  • bailey78
  • Joeydee44
  • budsnews
  • rerushg
    • +4
      rerushg  
    • Just another gizmo to market with fear. If our forefathers had been this gutless we'd still be camping on the Atlantic beaches.

    • 5 months ago
  • DEM46
  • Johnny_Los_Angeles
  • rerushg
  • cantucwearebrothers
  • dugdog47
    • +2
      dugdog47  
    • I don't know were you guys are from, but here in St.Louis there are certain neighborhoods the locals know not to go. We have been rated the countrys deadliest city for many years now.
      Every now and then you hear about a story of people from out of state who went into the wrong hood and got killed. This app might not be a bad idea.

    • 5 months ago
  • Wyley_Wombat
  • AJILIVIZION
    • +1
      AJILIVIZION  
    • dugdog47:

      AGREED. I recently moved back to Tampa, which has its ghettos. The area known as Ybor City is obviously the most ghetto of all. Police helicopters are seen flying around the area almost every night. Stay in there long enough and you likely hear gun shots, be shot or end up on the show COPS. With all that said, the University of Tampa is mostly made up of students from out-of-state or another country. UT is right in the middle of the actual City of Tampa, which is just a ten minute drive from Ybor. These kids have no idea what kind of trouble is just around the corner. I think this "avoid ghetto" feature is a great way to reduce the chance of people getting lost in troublesome and dangerous areas. Sure, there are issues of discrimination to be aware of and concerned about, but as long as its used to keep people safe and not for some petty way to avoid "poor people" then I am all for having this feature distributed and used.

    • 5 months ago
  • dugdog47
  • dugdog47
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      dugdog47  
    • AJILIVIZION:

      Sounds alot like our university city as the area is called. Agreed that I hate to say the gangs around there are violent, but this kind of app. could also bring about awareness of hostile urban hotspots.

    • 5 months ago
  • fiberbundle
  • CalgarC
  • rerushg
    • +1
      rerushg  
    • I don't have a problem with the feature except for the obvious social issues. Perhaps, though, that will be offset by the enhanced capability of hackers to direct the beemers and limos to a location of their choice. :)
      It's the absurdity of our patent process that's aggravating. The combination of various forms of information to yield a logical solution is older than dirt. "Updating" that concept for use in an electronic device requires algorithms that are, to be gracious, trivial.

    • 5 months ago
  • MSII
  • rerushg
  • TanzaniteDiamonds
  • Leen61
  • remanns
  • Incredulous
  • remanns
  • remanns
  • dinm76
  • rerushg
  • MSII
  • grammabet
  • tubagodd
    • +5
      tubagodd  
    • This is pretty funny I wonder if I can get voice directions in a black guys voice saying "yo, stay from da ghetto ya cracka" my life would be complete

    • 5 months ago
  • Incredulous
  • sugarmountian
  • Incredulous
  • sugarmountian
  • Incredulous
    • +3
      Incredulous  
    • sugarmountian:

      yup...it is already being implemented with things like 411. GPS features such as this one are yet another extension of the same pairing of technology with the will to power and greed.

      subtle and coercive.

    • 5 months ago
  • Incredulous
    • +4
      Incredulous  
    • Ahhh yes....another aspect of the long arm of marketing reaching into your still unsuspecting brain as it directs you through life...and away from small business, Maxwell Street markets, independent family-owned ventures, and straight to the big, overbearing, larger than life corporate web, owned and operated by people like Israeli billionaire Yitzhak Tshuva.

      Yitzhak Tshuva. may not be the richest Israeli, but he has made his name in America through his dealings in real estate with the ElAd Group.

      Owner of some of America's most valuable real estate ventures like The Plaza, the self-made billionaire also controls property in Vegas along with partner Nochi Dankner.

      Tshuva's Delek Group, which is publicly traded on the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange, operates more than 200 gas stations in Israel. The company also has interests in car dealerships, cable TV, car insurance and natural gas wells off the coast of Israel.

      The Delek Group, listed under Green Venture Capital on the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange, also has interests in -- multimedia, electronics and some 130 high-tech companies.

      connect the dots if you can see what is going on.....

      Ironically, Tshuva's business plan follows the same biblical logic that Jacob utilized to become wealthy in the first place. On some level, it really is funny, given that Laban was such an ass...but it is not funny when you realize that this technology-controlled web of self-interest is not victimizing an ass like Laban, but rather, this is one more way the rich are becoming richer and the poor are becoming poorer. Yet another reason why we should put down the cell phones and support our local economies.

      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+30%3A25-43&version=KJV

      sorry, but Current will probably bury your post now....

    • 5 months ago
  • MSII
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