Call to Caption: Newt Gingrich

These hands have never did an honest days work.

Then I told her in the back of the limo....."I am this big".

This is how much blacks are wortrh

Newt has such a huge ego that he has to use both hands to portray "Talk to the hand." He is still an ancient relic from the 1990s.

I got this many millions under the table from Fannie Mae.

My nails are still wet so I can't shake hands folks.

To vote for Newt, dial 1-888-IDOLS-10, that's 1-888-IDOLS-one-zero.

hey kids - all you gotta do is send me 10 - yes, just 10 dollars and I'll guarantee I can fix everything

look - nothing up my sleeves. now watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass

Yes, folks....these are my JAZZ hands!!!

"That's a tough question, but here goes: 'This little piggy went to wall street, this little piggy got none, and market and something else...Next question?"

As a Republican, I believe, as our Founders did, that America is about freedom from big liberal government. Why are liberals allowed since their positions are, in effect, anti-American.

I will lay my hands on this country miraculously cure all it's woes. For eye am the Newt

Now, now, I cannot coordinate with those other Super-Pacs, but I can talk about my own Super-Pac Abs.

"How many years should our children be forced to work for free for big corporations?"

You said to send all unwanted babys to Boys Town, how's that working out for you Gnewt?

Who called me "Jabba the Hutt"?

"I know my fly is open, I even missed a button on my jacket, C'mon, Get Over It!!!!"

" Pull the cutain back...pull the curtain back!!!!!!

Look at me . . . I AM A FUCKING GIANT !

If you had supported my Balanced Budget Amendment back in the 1990's the national debt would be $0, not $15 trillion. And, China and Japan would be buying our goods and services rather than our debt. Of course, as liberals you will find a way to stay in complete, utter denial about the bankruptcy of your positions.

Newt Gingrich Supports Franklin's Proposal for Turkey as the National Bird

If you want me to count to eleven, I'll have to pull down my pants.

This is how many EX President Bush could count too!

"I can haz TEN cheezburgerz . . . ?"

"What is your I.Q. Newt?"

Newt: "Eleven"

foreign policy, economic crisis, even personal morality is ok - just don't touch the hair.

praise jesus

"Come to Papa"

"Look, nothing up my sleeves. Nothing between my ears, either."

"Everyone, please... If you would just sit back down, I still have more genius ideas for putting poor kids to work."

"Everyone, please... If you would just sit back down, I still have more genius ideas for putting poor kids to work."

"Piano? Why yes, I've been known to tickle the ivories."

I'll talk about Mitt Romney firing people and being out of touch with Real America, but the Caymans stuff? Can't touch that.

"...Ok, ok, I'll tell the joke again. So, these five morons walk into a Republican debate..."

As for me slinging dirt against Romney I'm going to say this once and move on. Do you see any dirt on these hands?

Actually I've had 10 wives.

In the roaring twenties, I used to do this with my pal Silent Cal. That was right before.... Oh, never mind.

Whoa Mit, you capitalist vulture. Why so negative?

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My bullsh*t is only up to here. The rest is Romney's.

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My bulls**t is only up to here now.

"How many wifes have you had, Newt?"

Newt: "This many."

A twenty first century Jaba the Hut. And people want to vote for this guy?

One more slice and that button's gonna pop!

Ladies, Ladies- Don't worry-- there's still plenty of Newt to go around.

Now just hold on a minute, I know I can't win, but if no one stands up to the establishment who will?

Establishment(R): It's a game. If he gets the nomination he wins, if the bus blows up he wins.
Speed(1994) reference

Who are you calling a homophobic neanderthal?You queers can all vote for Obama!

My ego? Ten times the size of Romneys!

That's right - bow before me.

Be still my minions, there is enough of Middle Class American flesh to go around!

Fetch me a poor child. I've yet to receive my after-brunch manicure.

Take a look at these hands.
The hand speaks. The hand of a government man.

simma down now, simma down.

Last one out of the closet is a rotten egg

"I'm not a crook"

Oh no, I got gas!

Now would someone please give me my after dinner mint!

Here is Speaker Newt about to conduct Gingrich's 2nd Symphony, Requiem for The Dream Act.

Everybody just calm the f*** down.

I've ONLY been unfaithful 10 times!

Hey! Newt is trying a "lefty upper cut" for a change. He is flexible. Whatever draws blood. Sure. . .why not associate ole MITT with vulture capitalists. The entire Republican feels comfortable with the VULTURES!

Pop-n-fresh doughboy!!!

"No more questions about my past or policies please"

"Easy now, it was only a blow job"

‎"And the Lord sayeth unto me, go forth my only misbegotten son, and see if you can sucker someone else to support your sorry ass! Then came unto me, the Republican Party, and it was good."

Stand back for the love of God...there's only one button left!!!

Simmer down, ladies. There's plenty of the Newt-ster to go around.

"Macy's Parade Gets Newt Float"

The mitts are off, Mittens!