State of the Union Drinking Game: Climate Change (aka Sobriety) Edition
source: http://thinkprogress.org/romm/2012/01/24/410812/state-of-the-union-drinking-game-climate-cha...
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1) The first time the President uses the phrase “climate change” or “global warming,” down the drink of your choice.
2) The second time, empty out the liquor cabinet.
3) The third time, it’s a weekend in Las Vegas with Charlie Sheen or Chelsea Handler.
OK, perhaps this is best called a sobriety game, if this is anything like his last State of the Union Address (see Obama calls for massive boost in low-carbon energy, but doesn’t mention carbon, climate or warming).
Given that Obama is apparently going to push domestic hydrocarbon production but not a price on carbon, I’m adding this:
1) Every time Obama talks up domestic oil production, drink one cup of coffee.
2) Every time Obama talks up domestic natural gas production, drink one cup of non-herbal tea.
And remember, if you don’t get any sleep tonight, it’s not my fault!
(Energy section of speech is at link)
2) The second time, empty out the liquor cabinet.
3) The third time, it’s a weekend in Las Vegas with Charlie Sheen or Chelsea Handler.
OK, perhaps this is best called a sobriety game, if this is anything like his last State of the Union Address (see Obama calls for massive boost in low-carbon energy, but doesn’t mention carbon, climate or warming).
Given that Obama is apparently going to push domestic hydrocarbon production but not a price on carbon, I’m adding this:
1) Every time Obama talks up domestic oil production, drink one cup of coffee.
2) Every time Obama talks up domestic natural gas production, drink one cup of non-herbal tea.
And remember, if you don’t get any sleep tonight, it’s not my fault!
(Energy section of speech is at link)
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