Local Badger Sees Shadow, Demands Respect
source: http://itslonelyuphere.blogspot.com/2011/02/local-badger-sees-shadow-demands.html
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An area badger is up in arms today after news that the suspiciously timeless Punxsutawney Phil--the Pennsylvania groundhog that has attempted to predict the coming of Spring every February 2nd since 1887--declared vaguely that Witner would continue another 6 weeks this year.
The badger, who doesn't have a name, because he's a fucking badger, is disputing Phil's prediction this year on the grounds of flawed prediction methods and historical inaccuracy.
Punxsutawney Phil, who gives his yearly prediction to a group of men in tuxedos and top hats using his native language "Groundhogese," bases his prediction on whether or not he sees his shadow the morning of February 2nd.
When asked if whether or not he saw his shadow was based on the current cloud cover, time of day, or proximity to a light source, Phil did not show any acknowledgment of even being asked a question....
...Continued at link: http://itslonelyuphere.blogspot.com/2011/02/local-badger-sees-shadow-demands.htm...
The badger, who doesn't have a name, because he's a fucking badger, is disputing Phil's prediction this year on the grounds of flawed prediction methods and historical inaccuracy.
Punxsutawney Phil, who gives his yearly prediction to a group of men in tuxedos and top hats using his native language "Groundhogese," bases his prediction on whether or not he sees his shadow the morning of February 2nd.
When asked if whether or not he saw his shadow was based on the current cloud cover, time of day, or proximity to a light source, Phil did not show any acknowledgment of even being asked a question....
...Continued at link: http://itslonelyuphere.blogspot.com/2011/02/local-badger-sees-shadow-demands.htm...
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Joeydee44
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Mitt Romney says he's not concerned about the badgers.
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Joeydee44
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Incredulous
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LOL...Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Incredulous
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dugdog47
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Ah hahaha! Love it. Badgers effing rule!
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dugdog47
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MrMetalloidMan
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...This article sucks.
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MrMetalloidMan
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bailey78
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MrMetalloidMan:
No Primus Sux!!
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bailey78
