Comedy | February 18, 2012 | 11 comments

I am joining the Democratic Party and am becoming a 99 r

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I have realized the error of my ways and will be joining the Democratic party and supporting the 99%. It really is all about equality. A situation has happened recently that has prompted me to change. My oldest son has missed out on an athletic scholarship for the school he wants to go to. To make this fair i think athletic scholarships should be divided equally to any student that wants to play. The better athletes should only play as good as my son so he will not feel lower class. The school did not agree with my idea so I am now reasearching financial scholarships./loans to help. In a scholarship program that would pay for almost half of his tuition the student must be in the top 5% of his class. Unfortunatly he is not in the top 5% but in the top 20%. What I want to do is gather a group of people and picket his school. I think the top students should give my son some of their grades so all of the students are equal therfore being in the top 5%.
So i need you help. I will need as many that can make it. Make signs saying "No Class warfare" or "the rich need to pay" or "lets be fair" or "we are the 5%" or better yet give me your ideas here on current. Also as college will cost me even after my...ooops ...our victory please plan on bringing cash for a fundraising bucket.

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